Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

I found an image of the butterknife and what was done with it:

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Someone really needs to make a Twitter account "Shame's Butterknife" with this image as their avatar.

I'm betting he framed the knife and takes it out to lick it every night before he goes to bed.
 
I found an image of the butterknife and what was done with it:

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Someone really needs to make a Twitter account "Shame's Butterknife" with this image as their avatar.

I'm betting he framed the knife and takes it out to lick it every night before he goes to bed.
Butthurt knife
 
LOL, he’s doing that thing Fatrick does where he has to mass respond to every tweet, using the same insult every time but slightly reworded. A truly autistic, pointless thing to use your time on And a luxury of the unemployed. ONA Nazis are Sacks of Shyit!

Uh-oh. Shame Porks has a serious Gamer Rig (TM). Looks like the Ona Shit-Sacks are going to shitting and pissing themselves after seeing this obese faggot’s specs. No more trolling after this.

His house looks stinky and he’s obsessed with Halo. He only cares about Halo because it reminds him of the last time he was employed part-time a decade ago. Perhaps that was when he worked with the Secret Service to help take down Doxxxxxxxxers.

So, he's was butt raped with butter, while his mom was out whoring herself, he has a "neuromuscular" issue that he fakes to get a tugboat, and he begs for money to buy a bed because he's a broke fat ass retard
Not only all that, but his wife is really fat and has a frontbutt. It’s tough.
 
Added a section to the OP on his weight problem and leg press bragging. Let me know if you think anything else warrants a mention. I think we might be ready to move this out of PG soon.
I was pretty amused by seeing him reply to himself on Reddit with an alt. He was losing an argument and then hopped on his other account to reply to the other guy with "you know he's a retired Microsoft employee, right? :smug:" So fuckin embarrassing, lmfao.

I imagine you could find even more stuff from his, what was it, four different Reddit accounts' post histories?
 
Oh God, I've been having a blast reading this thread. This guy is Fatrick 2.0. I for one am in favor of more cows like Fatrick and Shame. After reading the Pamperchu thread it is good to see there is still good old fashioned and wholesome cows out there that harken back to the old days of the internet. I see a bright future for this thread. Good job OP.
 
Added a section on the reddit socking. Took a quick look for more examples but there are people better than me at finding that stuff. If anyone does find anymore examples I'll credit you and add them to the OP.

I also added a section on his claims about being a designer for Fable II. He seems to use that claim to try and appear smart and browbeat a lot of people that he gets into disagreements with. He is the credits for the game, but only as a game tester.

Edit: We might be in a simulation:

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For anyone unaware of Jon, his thread can be found here

Also Shane is implying that Justin from the Obscura podcast is a pedo:

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Those two had a funny interaction. Shane was pretty much dismissed.

Is there definitive proof this Shane isn’t a long term troll?
That was thought to be a possibility, but we have over a decade of him sperging at people on the internet. If it is a troll, then it is a Kaufman-like performance.

For anyone who thought the thread might slow down, Shane is now warring with Justin from the Obscura podcast:

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That was thought to be a possibility, but we have over a decade of him sperging at people on the internet. If it is a troll, then it is a Kaufman-like performance.

For anyone who thought the thread might slow down, Shane is now warring with Justin from the Obscura podcast:

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Gold Tickets to the 55th Anniversary Star Trek convention in Las Vegas? A sex offender convention would have less pedophiles than that. What a miserable sack of child.
 
He also seems to enjoy whining about headaches and a nebulous neuromuscular issue, all of which could likely be solved by him losing 100+ lbs. Put The Fork Down, Fatass! Even if your "neuromuscular" issues prevent you from doing much, you can at least adjust your caloric intake so you aren't a fat bitch! This is basic stuff, even if you are a retard.
I have nerve damage thanks to have a large portion of my body burned as a toddler and I still work in tech and even paint a lot. This fat fuck is just too lazy and stupid to work.
That is not an EVGA 3070. Guy even has to lie about his shit rig.
How to tell, check it's length (something him and Patrick know nothing about.)
This looks like a prebuilt system from Walmart.
Yup, prebuilt system from Walmart. Started off as a SkyTech system.
 
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