Kiwi Farmers who have had their ancestry tested: how African are you?

[Sayer of the N-Word]

0.0%, baby!
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Bonus:

 

[Street Peter]

I'm 102% African with a 2 percent margin of error.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

1. Have not and will not give my DNA to any government or corporation.
2. I can be 100% certain that I have zero African ancestry. I know enough about my family tree to know I come from pure stock.

 

[rel=alternate]

Do not get your ancestry tested.

You are giving your genetic data to governments and private companies. It will be used to hurt you, your siblings and your offsprings.

The gimmick is not worth it. I know I am not a nigger, I don't need to be tested for that.

OP, you glow.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

Do not get your ancestry tested.

You are giving your genetic data to governments and private companies. It will be used to hurt you, your siblings and your offsprings.

The gimmick is not worth it. I know I am not a nigger, I don't need to be tested for that.

OP, you glow.

I got it tested many years ago, long before the GSK was caught. Cat's out of the bag.

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

i'm 100% nigga

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

No I will not doxxxxxed my Jeans

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

i r the niggerest nigger

 

[DumbDude43]

1. Have not and will not give my DNA to any government or corporation.
2. I can be 100% certain that I have zero African ancestry. I know enough about my family tree to know I come from pure stock.

same
know my family history on both sides well enough to be sure that there's no possibility of genetic contamination. it's pretty simple when most families here have lived in the same region for hundreds (probably thousands) of years, often in the same exact town. it's not like america where seemingly everybody has a ridiculous all over the place family history like "yeah my grandpa was from scotland and my grandma was from italy and my other grandpa was chinese and my other grandpa was cherokee" lol

 

[FuckedOffToff]

I am not giving my DNA to any company, for any reason. My ancestry is settled, my family tree is easily traceable, my parents were married, my family doesn't do bastards, and I can trace my lineage back really quite far without much trouble. I own my great-grandfathers WWI medals, for example.
There's no chance, not even a slight one, of there being a nigger in my family tree, I'm white and European, at most there's some Viking blood somewhere, but that's as exotic as it gets.
My kids have been told too, don't give anyone your DNA, don't let anyone put a chip in you, for any reason, and don't get a neurolink, or similar technology.
These things may offer convenience, but will only enslave you, a prison without bars.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

same
know my family history on both sides well enough to be sure that there's no possibility of genetic contamination. it's pretty simple when most families here have lived in the same region for hundreds (probably thousands) of years, often in the same exact town. it's not like america where seemingly everybody has a ridiculous all over the place family history like "yeah my grandpa was from scotland and my grandma was from italy and my other grandpa was chinese and my other grandpa was cherokee" lol

You've just described Asterios Kokkinos. Big oof:

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

I’d love for someone on the forum to find out they are distantly related to CWC.

All you need is a dash of Weston blood, going back to the Henry VIII days and some Cherokee blood from Bob Chandler.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I am not giving my DNA to any company, for any reason. My ancestry is settled, my family tree is easily traceable, my parents were married, my family doesn't do bastards, and I can trace my lineage back really quite far without much trouble. I own my great-grandfathers WWI medals, for example.
There's no chance, not even a slight one, of there being a nigger in my family tree, I'm white and European, at most there's some Viking blood somewhere, but that's as exotic as it gets.
My kids have been told too, don't give anyone your DNA, don't let anyone put a chip in you, for any reason, and don't get a neurolink, or similar technology.
These things may offer convenience, but will only enslave you, a prison without bars.

You don't have to. Some dumb blood relative of yours already did so you are on file essentially.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga

 

[AbyssStarer]

These things lie anyway so you sell your bio data for no reason. 'grats.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Imagine being an american and not knowing their ancestry without a DNA test

 

[MrTroll]

About 85%. Thank god for the one drop rule that says if I have even one drop of European blood, I'm white. That's how it works, right?

 

[Synthetic Smug]

I'll wait until some dipshit in my matrilineal line shares my DNA with the feds, thanks.

Some things may be inevitable but neither the Scotsman nor the Jew in me feels like paying for them.

 

[The Token Ethnic]

Don't they always push the African ancestry on all the tests? I had a sibling that deliberately took the test and shared the results:
Sub-Saharan African 4.4%, Western Asian and Northern African 3.3% and apparently I have 1.0% Ashkenazi Jew?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Do not get your ancestry tested.

You are giving your genetic data to governments and private companies. It will be used to hurt you, your siblings and your offsprings.

The gimmick is not worth it. I know I am not a nigger, I don't need to be tested for that.

OP, you glow.

Do you honestly think these governments and private companies don't have it already? Not hard to get DNA data, if you've ever had blood work or any other medical testing done it's already out there.

Rest assured HIPPA does nothing to protect you.