Orbiter Pit Viper Salesman / Christorian X / "Vex" - 40-year-old unhinged a-log who works in marketing, groomer, cleans up for Flamenco, simps for Goocheese, e-thot lust, writes novels to cry about Ethan Ralph. Sent 13605 private messages on Chudbuds in 127 days.

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African Jungle Nigger said:
This person made fun of me once he must be destroyed!
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D1466C4B-38F0-4AFC-A1E6-030A471358BE.png< Once someone crosses me, or calls me an obese meth addict that eats mayo fries, they have an Internet enemy for life. Time to fire up my sock accounts. Christorian X will attack their emotions, while Pit Viper Salesman will attack their infrastructure - the perfect pincer attack I’ve perfected in my war against Ethan Ralph. Heh- it’s almost too easy.
 
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Who the fuck puts mayo on fries?
Oh right the French. I saw that shit when I went to Omaha Beach to see Normandy Landing fields.
There's a Cafe at Pegasus Bridge big ol' fat motherfucker was just slopping that shit on.
I thought Pulp Fiction was lying to me.
They weren't lying to me.
Fucking gross.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Who the fuck puts mayo on fries?
Oh right the French. I saw that shit when I went to Omaha Beach to see Normandy Landing fields.
There's a Cafe at Pegasus Bridge big ol' fat motherfucker was just slopping that shit on.
I thought Pulp Fiction was lying to me.
They weren't lying to me.
Fucking gross.
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"The French copy no one and no one copies the French"

That sounds fuck awful btw.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Who the fuck puts mayo on fries?
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Canadians, Belgians

The only Americans who put mayo on fries are the same people who eat cheese right out of the package so fat obese people who suck down fat and calories like it’s their job. Except not even fat asses from Wisconsin do that shit, Patrick S Tomlinson is more dignified than that.
 
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AncientPhosphur said:
Canadians, Belgians

The only Americans who put mayo on fries are the same people who eat cheese right out of the package so fat obese people who suck down fat and calories like it’s their job. Except not even fat asses from Wisconsin do that shit, Patrick S Tomlinson is more dignified than that.
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It sounds like one of the punishments in Hell for the level that deals with Gluttony.
An endless plate of fries, but the only condiment is mayo.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
It sounds like one of the punishments in Hell for the level that deals with Gluttony.
An endless plate of fries, but the only condiment is mayo.
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Hot take but fries dipped in mayo is unironically good shit.

The only thing better than it is fries dipped in Malt vinegar.

Horrible as hell for you so I don't eat them.
 
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Mango Cobra said:
Hot take but fries dipped in mayo is unironically good shit.

The only thing better than it is fries dipped in Malt vinegar.

Horrible as hell for you so I don't eat them.
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It tastes even fattier and more oily than fast food crap. I did try sriracha mayo, that's pretty good. The spiciness evens it out.
 
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Empress. said:
Alright, never thought the gunt board was going to lead me this way...
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They've lost their fucking minds bro, the Chodebuds Revelations were just too much, that amount of Homosexual Scheming would break any man, why do you think the Harkonnens were the most batshit House in Dune, my advise is get out while you still can, its too late for me, they've already seen me.
All I can do is give you the same advise Harley Warren gave to Randolph Carter, Run you fool! RUN!

Fucking mayo on fries... :stress: you know when people start unironically recommending mayo on fries something is rotten in the State of Denmark the Gunt Board.

AltisticRight said:
Honey bacon topped fries is great but that's like the caloric intake of an entire day, or PPP's first round of appetisers during pre-morning tea snacks.
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Dear God they've gotten to you too!
Even the Jannys aren't safe, we're fucking doomed. The Gunt Board will all be on Deathfats or dead from the Beetus by Thanksgiving unless you stop this madness!

 
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AltisticCentre said:
Not sure if this got posted yet but Christorian was renting somewhere walking distance near his parents (read: most likely a room in their house) and he was thinking of doing an internet show after moving from there
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god this guy is methed out. just seeing how many messages this guy inundated people with is crazy. Everytime I read a message from this guy I cringe. Theres no way this guy has a job.
 
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AltisticCentre said:
Not sure if this got posted yet but Christorian was renting somewhere walking distance near his parents (read: most likely a room in their house) and he was thinking of doing an internet show after moving from there
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That's a lot of words to say "I still live with mummy".
 
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