Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Chernabog3000]

If Chris got into sport somehow he might have gotten into stuff like fantasy sport leagues and sport trading card collecting, I've heard Steven King likes reading during baseball games since he likes the atmosphere so maybe that'd be something Chris could have gotten into (And spend most the time playing his Gameboy).

There's alot of these "spreadsheet" style sports management games. SOCCER Football Manger is a very popular one. There's on for baseball called Diamond Mogul or some shit. They are kinda of neat for a minute. The type of people who buy those game and play them enough to warrant yearly sequels though. While not exactly retarded, those people definitely cut from similar mental cloth as Chris.

 

[GumballFapper]

I think I know the reason why Bob thought Chris actually had talent and Sonichu was a marketable character, Bob didn't watch Sonic and Pokémon.

Even if you are correct and Bob didn't know how Pikachu and Sonic look like, He still definitely knew that Chris's drawings look like a kindergartener drew it but still didn't call his son out for it.

Like mainstreaming chris, this was part of his extreme cope. He couldn't accept that he has raised a retard, so he desperately clinged on any "successes" that chris showed. "Muh son ain't no retard, he's creative!!! He's creative and he has his own characters!!!"

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I think Bob cared to a degree, but Barb? It's been pretty clear this family that she got into was nothing more than her getting into some kind of stability for her remaining years. I think she's glad Chris is gone and won't come back to the house seeing as Chris stated that they haven't talked much at all in the last two years. Now her imbecilic troon son is being taken care of in jail, and Barb has her other family back in her life, helping out more than Chris ever did.

Yikes. I've said it before: I would feel bad for Chris, if he wasn't such an asshole. Chris would've been better off with gypsies instead of someone like Barb. Then again, it's kind of poetic that despite what she's done over the years to be molested (I'm not saying she deserves it), but it's karma for her also being an asshole. She paid the price just to live in a house that would end up being hoarded, and into financial trouble. And Chris? He is coping that everything will be alright, but his troubles are just getting started, and he fails to realize it.

 

[Oats12345]

I think it would be interesting if Chris got out of jail and turned conservative again as well as tried to act like a hardened criminal.

Someone will have tried to give him the idea though.

Chris will replace Andrew Tate. How about that idea?

 

[Debbie Macomber]

The only lolcow thing Cole ever did was call Freddy Got Fingered "classic cinema", at least according to the Cwcki.

That and the whole "I'll only vote for your Parapa the rapper video if you find out who my true father is!" because for some reason he refuses to believe Barb that his father is Jack Dale Smithey. And when Chris comes back with "Asked Mom, she says Jack Dale Smithey" he gets pissed cause he though Barb would give Chris a different answer when she supposedly won't tell him who his real father is? What did he expect? Chris to steal Barb's diaries? Get her drunk? Torture her? So he replies with his super flawed logic of "I know Jack Dale Smithey isn't my real father because they weren't married when I was born! People who aren't married can't have babies!"

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

He was just LARP-ing until Bob's death with this. I mean: how different this would be, if Chris was a true&honest conservative?

Nah, Chris turned into a "tomgirl" before Bob died. Bob even called him a "faggot" when he found out

 

[Sissyagamben]

I think it would be interesting if Chris got out of jail and turned conservative again as well as tried to act like a hardened criminal.

Someone will have tried to give him the idea though.

That’s actually a real life of a real person, who is sane and has strong values as well as sense of self. Chris is way too far gone

 

[Lindy64]

Chris has to make a list of approved visitors, and the guy who allegedly visited in January posted a snippet that implies such. No one is allowed to visit who isn't on the list.

I can't get the jail's website to work, but old versions on archive.org agree. There may be additional rules put into place due to the pandemic.

If any of your really want to confirm information about how to visit, I don't think it will harm anyone to simply call the jail and ask about their visitation policies and hours. It's probably something the staff is asked daily. The number is available here. I don't trust most of the information on that page though because not all of it is consistent and it says outgoing mail is inspected for contraband, which we have not seen in the past.

I suggest that if anyone chooses to pozload my negholep and visit Chris, make the experience productive by planning it out first. Find out what is and is not allowed. Make a list of questions that you want to ask Chris about. If you want to attempt a new sketch of Chris, be better at drawing than Napoleon Dynamite. At least take a photo proving you were at the facility, like have a sign with a Kiwi and a date and the jail in the background.


Yeah, the voice was distorted, didn't provide much new information, and the video ended with banshee-like wailing.

who visited chris? link?

 

[Homesick Abortion]

who visited chris? link?

Redacted from sonichu canon.
Here's the story, make of it what you will
https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanS...aking_my_silence_on_my_chris_chan_jail_visit/

 

[King Kiwi]

Nah, Chris turned into a "tomgirl" before Bob died. Bob even called him a "faggot" when he found out

Bob was a reasonably smart man.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

What is making this a crime is entirely because of the lack of consent. I’m not really sure about the laws of incest but generally speaking it isn’t normally illegal rather than it’s just incredibly taboo and repulsive and will leave you socially ostracised for doing it.

Incest is a crime (a Class 5 felony) in Virginia.

Title 18.2. Crimes and Offenses Generally

law.lis.virginia.gov

Consent is not an element of this crime.

Virginia is not an outlier. Incest is a crime all over.

Legality of incest in the United States - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

3.7 million comments on the Chris board and then this comment.

 

[AnOminous]

She probably never saw herself as the problem as to why Chris couldn't get his shit together. Now, Chris hates her, and he will most likely die alone.

Barb is evil and deliberately emotionally crippled Chris even more than he was already. She basically committed emotional incest on him from an early age, forcing him to sleep with her and threatening him if he refused.

She paid the price when he finally physically raped her repeatedly.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Barb is evil and deliberately emotionally crippled Chris even more than he was already. She basically committed emotional incest on him from an early age, forcing him to sleep with her and threatening him if he refused.

She paid the price when he finally physically raped her repeatedly.

Given that Barb is much (if not more) of a selfish, attention whore than Chris, I wonder why she hasn't contacted the local news to give her side of the story? Yes, there's the issue of dementia, but I think that couldn't stop her from trying to make things more about herself, that is if her family got involved from making a bigger ass out of herself and jeopardizing the Weston's name more than it needed to be.

 

[thegooddoctor]

How much does Chris really know about Sonic the Hedgehog as an entity these days? Chris is unique because of the way he consumes media as a means to just create something other than merely enjoy it as a a means of distraction. If you were to talk to Chris about Sonic his icon could he actually tell you much about the series itself?

Bob was a reasonably smart man.

Not particularly, he was a hard worker but I don’t think either of them were well educated if Bob was smart he’d have been able to have had a stable relationship with his past wife and never have allowed himself to be saddled with a psychotic bitch like Barb in the first place. He was too good for her and only eloped probably out of fear of being alone for the rest of his life. If he'd had mores sense he wouldn't have had a child to save a failing marriage like he clearly did with Barb.

 

[King Kiwi]

Given that Barb is much (if not more) of a selfish, attention whore than Chris, I wonder why she hasn't contacted the local news to give her side of the story?

Because her brain has been reduced to tapioca pudding.

You have to understand, they will only move you to a permanent living center away from your home (if the state is deciding) if your life is on the line.

And sometimes not even then.

My neighbor has a whole host of issues, yet, back to the apartment he can't live in he goes and by the next day he's back in the hospital.

They have no choice but to keep Chris, I think.

Babs, however, will be kept in her home if absolutely possible. It really could be part of her will, too, and there will not be any effort to move her out unless her power of attorney or the state can override that.

Just because she's at Branchland doesn't mean she's doing well. Sorry :-(

 

[TestTubePuppy]

I'm telling you the thing is satanic, that's how it survived the fire.
I don't want to know where it is and I hope it was destroyed when they realized it was actually cursed.

The Sonic Totem is a Nganga. Traditionally, Nganga are cast iron pots that are filled with magical items and buried. The idea is that a disease or misfortune is contained in the Nganga, and burying it contains it and removes it from the world. If you run across a Nganga, you should just leave it be. If you dig it up and keep it, the spirits contained in it will enter you. It's best to just leave it where it is.

Chris invested the spirit of autism into that Nganga. The person who bought it almost certainly acquired autistic "Speed Shoes" with it. They are probably living in a house full of My Little Pony toys, cartoon VHS tapes, and waifu pillows. Hopefully, it will stay put there. If it is destroyed, it will release the spirit of concentrated autism on the world. That would be catastrophic.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

How much does Chris really know about Sonic the Hedgehog as an entity these days? Chris is unique because of the way he consumes media as a means to just create something other than merely enjoy it as a a means of distraction. If you were to talk to Chris about Sonic his icon could he actually tell you much about the series itself?

Chris knows plenty about Sonic, we know he watched Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog because he won the contest. He's read Sonic comics and owned almost every Sonic game, even a math game for the Leapster. He watched the Sonic movie in the theater on its opening day, just before the theaters shut down for the pandemic. He asked Mike Pollock, the voice actor for Dr. Robotnik, a question at TooManyGames. Chris commented that Mike did a better job of voicing Robotnik than Jim Carrey.

I checked the list of Chris's games and I counted 72 games with Sonic the Hedgehog in them but I could have missed some. Some of the games, like Sonic Forces, were purchased multiple times.

I'm not sure what gaps Chris could have in his knowledge of Sonic lore. Potentially, he may not have watched all of Sonic Boom because he was mad about the blue arms, but he did have two Sonic Boom games. At least he didn't watch Sonic Boom very religiously, it took three days after airing before Chris commented on the Mark the Tapir episode, saying he doesn't see the resemblance. Since Chris has been jailed, he has missed the sequel to the live action movie and also Sonic Frontiers.

Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games Tokyo 2020 appears to be missing from Chris's collection. This was released in 2019. The real life 2020 Olympics were delayed to 2021 due to the pandemic, at which point Chris started fucking his mom, #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT got mixed in with Olympic hashtags on Twitter, and then he got arrested.

 

[CFC-12]

Not particularly, he was a hard worker but I don’t think either of them were well educated if Bob was smart he’d have been able to have had a stable relationship with his past wife and never have allowed himself to be saddled with a psychotic bitch like Barb in the first place. He was too good for her and only eloped probably out of fear of being alone for the rest of his life. If he'd had mores sense he wouldn't have had a child to save a failing marriage like he clearly did with Barb.

Bob was actually a very well educated man. It's not all that obvious, considering the only Bob Chandler we were ever exposed to was an 80 year old luddite in his twilight years. He was a pretty impressive engineer back in his day, though, with a very long career at General Electric designing industrial electronics and even worked on the Atlas ICBM program in the 1950s.

He was definitely book smart, but not intelligent at all when it came to interpersonal relationships it seems.

 

[DareToBeStupid!]

Why didn't Bob cut down the internet? Wasn't he at least somewhat aware of his son's sperging?

 

[Homesick Abortion]

Do we have any quotes from Chris regarding The Matrix? He would have been an extremely impressionable teenager when it came out.

It's about multiple dimensions controlled by a sentient cpu and a quiet guy who discovers he's the chosen one with limitless powers. I'm sure Family Guy has referenced it, along with Shrek so he couldn't have avoided it and it seems his Chris's alley.