Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

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Solid Shane, a hero denied by Microsoft.

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Fag Albert said:
This guy is a throwback. I think it's the name but i get a strong feeling he wasted a lot of time in the 2000's on Everquest. Everquest niggers are a special breed and would really complete the picture for me.
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I wonder if he's still active on one of the p99 servers. Plenty of time to hack OnA's BBCode database and correct the record on twitter while waiting for frenzy to respawn in lguk.

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I'm getting serious chomo vibes from this weirdo.
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Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest, he does have the "youre rly mature for your age haha" face and physiognomy is the queen of sciences after all.
 
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There needs to be a Fatrick and Cum Cannon crossover. They are the tough guy heroes the Internet needs. Fatman and Too Much Baskin-Robbin. I'm honestly surprised Shane flew under the radar so long. Between the schizo-posting, TDS, delusions of grandeur, and being a fat detriment to society, I feel like he would have popped up sooner. I love the 'I was play tester and low level help desk tech so that makes me both an industry insider and expert hacker' attitude.
 
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Maricón de Mierda said:
Gold Tickets to the 55th Anniversary Star Trek convention in Las Vegas? A sex offender convention would have less pedophiles than that. What a miserable sack of child.
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This is a form of flexing I honestly was not expecting. At my trial, my lawyer will question him closely about his cosplay preferences. Is he a Riker fanboy? Is he all about elderly Br*t*sh men? Does he dream of Wesley's mom butterknifing his fat-clogged colon?

If Deanna Troi can sense emotions, can she feel his love?
 
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Mr Moonface said:
He's now pinned a tweet attacking Justin:

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As someone who wanted this thread to grow, Shame attacking Justin and pinning the tweet out of pride and confidence is like a Christmas present.

Shame is legitimately retarded. And here I thought he might step back and deescalate. He’s cut from the same cloth as Fatrick though, he can’t let any e-insult slide.

The funniest part is this fatass has no idea about the details of the pedophilia allegations, has likely never listened to the podcast - all he knows is that bad people make fun of me, now I defend potential pedophiles.

I wonder if Shane’s wife had a vagina that wasn’t covered in two massive sacs of lard, and he wasn’t a crippled obese welfare monkey - would he still be spending his time like this? X to doubt.
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
LOL, he’s doing that thing Fatrick does where he has to mass respond to every tweet, using the same insult every time but slightly reworded. A truly autistic, pointless thing to use your time on And a luxury of the unemployed. ONA Nazis are Sacks of Shyit!

Uh-oh. Shame Porks has a serious Gamer Rig (TM). Looks like the Ona Shit-Sacks are going to shitting and pissing themselves after seeing this obese faggot’s specs. No more trolling after this.

His house looks stinky and he’s obsessed with Halo. He only cares about Halo because it reminds him of the last time he was employed part-time a decade ago. Perhaps that was when he worked with the Secret Service to help take down Doxxxxxxxxers.


Not only all that, but his wife is really fat and has a frontbutt. It’s tough.
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Needs to e-beg while holding a metaphorical gun to the heads of his kitties, but also buys leet gaming rigs and collectors versions of games.

Man I can't wait to retire he makes it seem so awesome.
 
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A little gem from the brothermen - they found and contacted Shame’s ex-wife. Looks like she has wanted nothing to do with him for over a decade. I like how she doesn’t even question that Shame owes someone money and has issues.

I wonder how he’s going to respond to this - he claimed he hacked the ONA boards and forwarded all their info to the police, so he’s probably not worried.

Also, since I have to keep looking at it over there, here’s Shame’s current “wife” (?) and her front butt.

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That is a very impressive gunt. That bifurcation makes Ethan Ralph’s gunt look like amateur hour.

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Whoa buddy.​
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
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A little gem from the brothermen - they found and contacted Shame’s ex-wife. Looks like she has wanted nothing to do with him for over a decade. I like how she doesn’t even question that Shame owes someone money and has issues.

I wonder how he’s going to respond to this - he claimed he hacked the ONA boards and forwarded all their info to the police, so he’s probably not worried.

Also, since I have to keep looking at it over there, here’s Shame’s current “wife” (?) and her front butt.

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That is a very impressive gunt. That bifurcation makes Ethan Ralph’s gunt look like amateur hour.

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It's called obfuscation you idiot OnA troll. If everyone who ever cared about you doesn't even know you're alive you're undoxxable.
 
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ConsoleWarVet2 said:
It's called obfuscation you idiot OnA troll. If everyone who ever cared about you doesn't even know you're alive you're undoxxable.
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These ONA Chuds still don’t get that I have purposely low engagement with my ex-wife, who left me for a better man and is the only woman I ever truly loved 🤣 Dummies gonna dummy🤣🤣🤣

How it started:

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How it’s going:

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Now he’s calling everyone else pedophiles, while attacking Justin who is literally at war against pedophiles and killed his molester :

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Reminder this is how this faggot regularly talks to people on the Internet, before this little kerfluffle:

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All according to his plan 🤣 🤣 🤣
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
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A little gem from the brothermen - they found and contacted Shame’s ex-wife. Looks like she has wanted nothing to do with him for over a decade. I like how she doesn’t even question that Shame owes someone money and has issues.

I wonder how he’s going to respond to this - he claimed he hacked the ONA boards and forwarded all their info to the police, so he’s probably not worried.
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My friends and family know that I'm a target stalker children. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Yeah, I'm sure his ex wife was pumped to hear from Shane.
 
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