Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[A Sunset]

My friends and family know that I'm a target stalker children.
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Yeah, I'm sure his ex wife was pumped to hear from Shane.

Strange, his ex-wife said she hadn't seen or heard from him since 2010. Her words. Yet he says here they're "still great friends"?

Unfortuantely, the Nazi pedophile chuds are now owned, because she replied "Ugh" to Shame. This means they actually HAVE talked to each other regularly, and his ex-wife was lying about them having no contact.

It's also confimed that is, indeed, Shame's actual ex-wife now, good OPSEC from the troll-hunting puppet master.

All according to Keikaku

 

[AnOminous]

All according to his plan

Hey faggot. I just took a giant steaming dump on your radar. You mad bro?

 

[A-Stump]

You guys keep laughing it up. It won't be so funny when he finds all of you and deals with you personally.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

You guys keep laughing it up. It won't be so funny when he finds all of you and deals with you personally.

The only valid threat he could make is that his current girlfriend will smother me with her gunt. With a gunt that size she could smother an entire 3rd grade classroom full of children.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

posting in this exciting new thread

 

[Firstname Lastname]

My friends and family know that I'm a target stalker children.
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Yeah, I'm sure his ex wife was pumped to hear from Shane.

I'm going to go ahead and speculate that isn't his ex.

 

[AnOminous]

I think what the OP is missing for a genuinely great thread is a 100% verified mega doXXXing of this retard as well as distinguishing between other retards with a similar name (like the brony who probably is not anywhere near on the retard level of this guy) so they don't get undeserved backlash.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I finally remembered where I heard this name before as it seemed really familiar but sadly it has no real relation to this obese retard. Sean Nokes was Kevin Bacon's character in the 1996 film Sleepers, a child rapist juvie warden.

 

[a hapless toad]

His mom's obit: https://www.chronline.com/stories/sharon-nokes-lane,18027 (A)

Aug. 14, 1960 ~ April 2, 2018
Sharon (Nokes) Lane, 57, passed away peacefully in Rainier, Wash., April 2, 2018. She was born Aug. 14, 1960, in Torrance, Calif. Sharon had such a big heart and treated everyone like family.

She was a huge Seahawks fan and enjoyed spending time with her family, especially, her grandchildren and loved to shop for others. The beach was one of her favorite places.

Sharon is survived by her husband of 30 years, Dan Lane; son, Shane Nokes; daughter, Danielle Lane; grandchildren, Lukas and Dan Eagle; sister, Debbie Mills; brothers, Robert Nokes and Mike Nokes; and many nieces and nephews.

She was welcomed into Heaven by her parents, Robert and Wilma (Adcock) Nokes.

Sharon fought a good fight and the good Lord called her home. She is now walking in Heaven and watching over us all.

Marriage/divorce info below, with birthplace (Centralia, WA).

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

 

[Associate Rick]

You guys keep laughing it up. It won't be so funny when he finds all of you and deals with you personally.

Will he bring a butter knife though?

 

[Need4Sneed]

BTW Stephen has been dead since 2017.

 

[Maude Snew]

There's no way this fat asshole is 220 pounds or whatever the hell he is claiming. That picture shows that he is clearly 300 pounds or more.

No it's true. But so does the other leg. And each arm. We can't know what his fat gut weighs though, it has grown beyond mere mortal numbers.

 

[Broadside]

Shane is such an opsec genius that when trolls start harrassing him online he willingly tells them he was raped in the ass with a butterknife.

I just can't fathom this level of intelligence.

 

[Caesare]

I finally remembered where I heard this name before as it seemed really familiar but sadly it has no real relation to this obese retard. Sean Nokes was Kevin Bacon's character in the 1996 film Sleepers, a child rapist juvie warden.

I wonder if he too eats meatloaf in bars while drinking budweiser out of a small glass.

 

[ten dollars off]

Hey now. He never specified the butter knife raped his anus. I'm betting the buttered-up handle was inserted into his urethra.

This thread has me giddy. I'm loving this new cow. Can we keep it? I promise to change its bedding and water every day.

 

[sanguiduct]

Eat your fucking words, pathetic sacks of child shit. You'll never receive an outpouring of love and support such as this

 

[Piggle Rick]

Oh dear... He shouldn't have made that 'raped by a butterknife' tweet:

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Also:

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I genuinely want a knife like that (not for raping fat loonies, just for doing that pictured trick on butter). Any idea what it’s called?

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

I genuinely want a knife like that (not for raping fat loonies, just for doing that pictured trick on butter). Any idea what it’s called?

The butterup knife. If you don't care about getting a chinesium clone then you can buy it here.

https://www.walmart.com/ip/LNKOO-St...-Slicer-Is-A-Perfect-For-Your-Bread/147689296

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Butter knife rape is the most mild punishment doxxxxers deserve. Followed by execution.

Spoiler: Legal Precedence

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Fanart time!

 

[Johnny Salami]

There's no way this fat asshole is 220 pounds or whatever the hell he is claiming. That picture shows that he is clearly 300 pounds or more.

I'd say he's minimally 280, and that's because he probably has less muscle mass than the average man