Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dean Pentel]

From the pictures, if they are current and or not a catfish, she’s got a nice body. They have been talking for a long time at this point she used to superchat him all the time and I’m sure they have private messages going which explains why he would think he actually has a shot with her. The ED thing is an issue but he’s got the balldo for that and he probably thinks he’s great at oral and besides our wife will be there to help him. He’s consistently denied the ED thing too so maybe he thinks she’s just dumb enough to believe him.

I figured they'd shown up in the thread somewhere, and sure enough, they did. If Nick is swayed by them (and they did indeed look nice in that 2005 Motorola Razr pic she put up) enough to ignore some very obvious red flags, he deserves what he gets.

Going to a resort and watching but not touching is the ultimate religious cuck-out. Based on the semantic games he has played bedofe, I firmly believe he could rationalise that.

It is dumb, but he unironically might believe 'It is not cheating if there is no penetration'. Next stop on this über logical course is 'Not gay if the balls don't touch'.

As much as people pooh-pooh that the slippery slope is not real, it is very much a very real thins.

If Our Goblin Wife already has a side piece, no doubt Nose will justify his infidelity by claiming they have an open relationship.

 

[Hraf]

Mandy, since you read this thread. (feel free to join us by the way)

Spaded Dave is right.

When you are deep in the abyss of depression, it is a very bad idea to seek your self-worth in others. Especially from the other people in this Locals chat, who as a whole are almost universally broken people. If you are reading this thread, you have seen the highlights of the chat logs that you otherwise may have missed, and you probably already know this. It is not a great environment for climbing out of the chasm, because these goblins have made their nests down there and are proud of it.

I do wish you luck though. It may be one of the hardest things you ever work through, and it may take a very long time, but try to remember that the sun will shine again.

 

[northstar747]

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu I know where your coming from about nick not fucking fans.

I ve see it once were the person just wanted to create the opportunity to cheat, just so they could reject it and prove how strong their love really was.....yeah it went badly.

 

[AnOminous]

I can fix her.

Enjoy your AIDS.

I do wish you luck though. It may be one of the hardest things you ever work through, and it may take a very long time, but try to remember that the sun will shine again.

I don't believe in the sun.

It will never get better for you. It will only get worse. It was your choice to end up in this pit.

 

[Anticipointment]

Mandy has already admitted to posting 10 yr old pics. I see no reason to dox her, especially if it can’t be confirmed that it’s the same person, but she has a unique last name & according to an very cursory internet search, there is only one person by that name. Interestingly, the person is 43 years old, exactly ten years older than Mandy says she is now.

The question of does Nick want to or would he engage in swinging with fans or if with strangers met on vacation or at a club are different things. He might rather do with strangers who wouldn’t be able to report back to the internet what he’s been up to & then keep the flirting, pic trading & line walking with fans.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Spaded Dave is right.

When you are deep in the abyss of depression, it is a very bad idea to seek your self-worth in others. Especially from the other people in this Locals chat, who as a whole are almost universally broken people. If you are reading this thread, you have seen the highlights of the chat logs that you otherwise may have missed, and you probably already know this. It is not a great environment for climbing out of the chasm, because these goblins have made their nests down there and are proud of it.

I do wish you luck though. It may be one of the hardest things you ever work through, and it may take a very long time, but try to remember that the sun will shine again.

The best thing to do for depression is to get new perspective by helping other people.

You will realise that you were not as helplessas you felt, you get thr boost of doing something good, it helps you when youbplan to help othet to plan to help yourself, and you get a perspective on how large/small your problems are by comparison.

The worst thing you can do is retreat inside yourself or tie your personal standard of worth to someone else's opinion of you.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

Effortpost incoming... and I look forward to @Balldo's Gate 's views as well.

ON NICK'S "WORST DAY" AND SPIRALING....my theory...

So I reviewed every available Locals stream last night from March 2022-July 4, 2022 (ugh, you're welcome).

I'm convinced 1-2 streams have been deleted. There are huge gaps of time bw Locals streams. Pretty sure his infamous meltdown stream is gone. Is anyone uploading them as they appeared?

The only halfway interesting bit that I've not seen posted here was this on 6/13/22. Nick contemplates existential questions of life, death & heaven...

General observations from March - July 2022...

• In March 2022 he was just a much happier, carefree person writ large. I'd never seen this stream (not Locals) and was amazed at how relaxed, non-defensive, and fun he was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmBUaEYqQ5s . He also looks healthy. (Btw, for those tracking Nick's undelivered promises add the yoga pants thought stream promise. I'd forgotten abt that one.)
• During this period there were a lot of trips to the doctor, he lost his voice, one of his daughters went to the ER... lots of post-COVID whining re taste and exhaustion.
• Texas (ruffied) trip was 4/1/22 (fitting, date, that). The 4/5/22 YT stream might be worth watching post-Dallas for the 'tists (like me) on this issue. I was just focused on Locals streams where he's the most honest. Anyway, he starts looking horrible and exhausted after Dallas... and his drinking seems to escalate.

Anyway, here's my grading of the theories from worst to best:

C-
The Kayla Kink of It All.: She had an affair, wants to swing, etc. I know, I know, it seems like 2/3 of you have settled on this. I just don't buy it. (Never did, in fact.) It just doesn't fit with her profile. And, yes, I know midwestern bible girls can be kinky. I just don't think she has the time or readily available men in Spicer for that kind of activity - lol.

C
Someone is Dying: Well, we're all dying, but the idea being that he was diagnosed with something, or a parent, or a kid etc. Maaaybe? There's just not much evidence and I think it would have slipped out in a drunk moment by now. I do pause on him referencing having 14 years left - but I think he means his "earning" years.

C
Something Trust Fund: Again, maybe? But he talks (even recently) with great warmth about his parents and saw them in August pre-Hedonism. I'm prepared to change my mind if someone can find the clip Mark Gado recalls.

B
The Nick Kink of it All/Affair: His lost hours in Dallas were not getting ruffied. That's possibly a cover story. He was actually drunk out of his mind (he's said so) and got a BJ in a bathroom, or something. The whole story always seemed sus to me. And, since then, he's said he will not travel on biz without Kayla. Hmmmm. (Personal note, in chat when I cast some doubt on that story, Nick LOST IT at me. That says something in itself...)

A
Kayla Was (Is?) Deeply Unhappy. Nick's porn addiction was clearly a big factor. He's said she was unhappy about it (can't find the clip but it's somewhere). He's all over the place with lies/semi-truths abt porn during this period. Still is, in fact. Some streams he says he's still a regular watcher (yet former addict), other streams he says he's given it up. In the meantime, we know he starts talking sex all the time - the toys, vibrators, St. Andrew Crosses, balldo, AND, importantly, Kayla gets (probably) a hysterectomy and mommy lift. His content shifts to talking about sex and relationships with almost every guest. Then, Locals really kicks in and he freely puts his kinks out there, and the cultists revel in it.

A
Kayla's Fam &/or Spicer Community Said NO: Something specific DID happen - maybe in combination with something above. In the last clip I posted (yesterday) he refers to being performative and social media not being the actual truth. It's clear to me that someone came down on him, and it was deeply personal. My bet is that it was Kayla's dad. Outside chance of it being their church/kids school co-op, or perhaps Kayla's cousin (her BFF) or her husband.

Fwiw, I have texts with Cory from around the now-gone Meltdown Stream. I was positive that it was a marital issue but we debated whether someone was dying. It was that dramatic.

That's all I got. Happy to discuss...

Edit: Formatting

 

[Piña colada mobster]

The best thing to do for depression is to get new perspective by helping other people.

You will realise that you were not as helplessas you felt, you get thr boost of doing something good, it helps you when youbplan to help othet to plan to help yourself, and you get a perspective on how large/small your problems are by comparison.

The worst thing you can do is retreat inside yourself or tie your personal standard of worth to someone else's opinion of you.

What Himedall is suggesting is pretty good.

If your depression is deeper though, seeking help may be a very good step. The only thing I would highly recommend is to not take drugs should they tell you to. There are actually loads of different forms of therapy that can help with the root causes of depression if it keeps coming back.

I have heard lots of shitty things about American psychologists and shrinks, but there's bound to be a few that don't instantly want to pharma it up.

Getting help from others is not a sign of weakness when you're using it to improve yourself. Good luck, Mandy!

 

[Not Who You Think]

From the pictures, if they are current and or not a catfish, she’s got a nice body. They have been talking for a long time at this point she used to superchat him all the time and I’m sure they have private messages going which explains why he would think he actually has a shot with her.

Nick would agree about Mandy's body. Nick claimed that she was the only one posting tits in locals and he deleted them, and also cites her (jokingly?) as the reason for Ass Wednesday, as well as saying he "doesn't know" (Nick's default defense) if she was responsible for opening the boob-pic floodgate before staring directly into the camera and telling her she has nice tits.

The fact that Nick singled Mandy out so often is why she stood out to me for so long (along with any of her locals chats that showed up here). Mandy clearly already had reservations about her part in this, and KF was the only place telling her this was not a good look and to stop posting lewds.

Mandy had enough self-awareness to look at herself, then look around her, and ask if this was okay. Unfortunately, she asked Nick and the locals and they not only said it was okay, they encouraged it as some of the others seem to have lewd-posting as their defining characteristic.

If Mandy is being sincere in not posting due the effect on her mental/emotional state, it is because she actually wants help. There were signs she wanted help before her recent chat, but Nick responded to her evident discomfort with an emphatic "Nice tits!" because he thinks this approach is empowering to women and he's there to support them in the most self-serving way possible. Similar lines of reasoning are applied by pornographers/pornstars and e-thots, neither of which promote respect for women beyond their sexual appeal as it relates to their ability to make money, but I digress.

Also, note that Mandy didn't just quietly stop posting lewds. Mandy made a statement, one that may invite others to reflect on the effects of posting lewds/nudes online on oneself (and others). To that, I say well done to Mandy_K.

I make jokes/observations pertaining to sex cults and the like here, but that's because Nick and co. invite them so readily. The common ground lies in manipulation for sexual gratification, and that can happen within any community like it has with Nick's.

Finally, Nick's approach to his fans, and others he and Kayla happen across, is likely framed around his definition/expression of monogamy (assuming Nick and Kayla are not outright lying). Below is a quote from an older post for your consideration:

Given their repeated offenses against the concept of monogamous relationships, especially in a sexual context (for example, lewds/nudes are inherently sexual and sharing them violates that), it is highly likely that Nick and co. are supplanting the definition of "monogamous" with the definition of "consensual", but still using the word "monogamous". This mental slight of hand is most likely an attempt to reconcile non-monogamous behavior through consent within the marriage.

Another example would be the married folk who post lewds in Nick's chat. What they are doing might be consented to by the concerned parties, but it is clearly not monogamous behavior, which is why it clearly confuses people in the chat who actually practice monogamy and why the attempted defenses of the lewding locals are laughable. Reasonable/sane people do not redefine words and then not expect a breakdown in communication.

The only reason to use the word "monogamous" would be to placate their conscience in some way, though it would be simpler for them to stop mixing terms and definitions of clearly defined words just to justify their lifestyle in a bid for broader acceptance.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

The way he was describing the situation it sounded like someone died... but he couldn't talk about it. Of course if someone did pass I'm sure he would just give a quick "family tragedy, not gonna talk about it". It was more complex than that there was shame and he didn't want to talk about it at all. He is almost certainly at fault or at least ashamed of whatever led to his "worst day". There's no shame in a relative dying or some other act of god and in fact someone in Nick's position would probably grift from it somehow.

So this got me thinking, what is as emotionally crushing as a family member dying but shameful? The only thing I could think of would be finding out one of your kids aren't yours. I know it's a meme at this point but unless he's pulling a typical spoiled rich kid thing and someone just told him "no" as others have suggested the only thing I could think of that isn't a death would be retroactivly finding out you've been paying for a cuckbaby for 18 years. I dunno.

 

[SargonF00t]

A
Kayla's Fam &/or Spicer Community Said NO: Something specific DID happen - maybe in combination with something above. In the last clip I posted (yesterday) he refers to being performative and social media not being the actual truth. It's clear to me that someone came down on him, and it was deeply personal. My bet is that it was Kayla's dad. Outside chance of it being their church/kids school co-op, or perhaps Kayla's cousin (her BFF) or her husband.

What about the home schooling co-op he is a part of, kicked him out because of his constant talk of his sex life/degeneracy?

 

[MudPeople]

This brings up two questions for me.

1) How good are those tits she posted that he would want this?
2) Let's say he gets the green light to hit it and quit it. Is he aware that not all women want a Balldo stuffed in them/prefer men that don't have ED issues?

It'll be tragic if he only has ED with his wife.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick did make that stream a disaster. PPP to his credit had a goal in that stream, to get on Dax Herrera's nerves. Nick constantly tried to bring it back to fat jokes which PPP headed off by just making the joke on himself first basically stealing Nick's thunder and the finishing any subsequent fat jokes before nick finished them. Nick couldn't cope with his grade school humor being cut off and just kept doing it.

I watched that stream as it went down, and my first thought was why is Nick even letting on this fucking fat autistic retard? He just fucks up everything he gets involved with! Then Dax, at the time an undisputed shock jock king, showed up and immediately spilled all his spaghetti and turned into a lolcow in the course of a few minutes.

Even though I still think PPP is a fucking retard, he definitely and utterly wrecked Dax for all time. It was impossible to take that malding faggot seriously after a morbidly obese autist took him to Funky Town.

 

[Hraf]

I watched that stream as it went down, and my first thought was why is Nick even letting on this fucking fat autistic retard? He just fucks up everything he gets involved with! Then Dax, at the time an undisputed shock jock king, showed up and immediately spilled all his spaghetti and turned into a lolcow in the course of a few minutes.

Even though I still think PPP is a fucking retard, he definitely and utterly wrecked Dax for all time. It was impossible to take that malding faggot seriously after a morbidly obese autist took him to Funky Town.

It was also extremely stupid of Nick to invite Zoom on to attack PPP when it got really bad, who then almost immediately turned on Nick and Dick. Nick had no way to control the participants of the stream (and still didn't get one for a long time after), so he started doxing Dick while Nick just sat there impotently. Then Nick had to invite Gator on for clean-up crew on Zoom. I think the May 7rashfire was the first time people really went "What the fuck are you doing, Nick?"

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

His lost hours in Dallas were not getting ruffied. That's possibly a cover story. He was actually drunk out of his mind (he's said so) and got a BJ in a bathroom, or something. The whole story always seemed sus to me. And, since then, he's said he will not travel on biz without Kayla. Hmmmm. (Personal note, in chat when I cast some doubt on that story, Nick LOST IT at me. That says something in itself...)

This reply is gonna be long. Sorry.

Spoiler: Big gay

I had forgotten about this story amidst all the other degeneracy but he’s definitely lying about it. I wouldn’t be surprised if they had some kind of arrangement beforehand where they could do pretty much everything except physically cheat (after her getting felt up by the nigger) and he broke that rule and told her about it like a dumbass. We also can’t forget the I could be getting happy ending massages slip up a while back it’s entirely possible she found out he went to a place like that. He seems like the type to be “addicted” to that kind of thing. That may not have been the first time either which is why he had to use the blackout/roofie excuse because the last time she caught him doing that she went to the massage and got her tits felt up and he hated that because someone else was playing with his toy. I wonder if his rich dad constantly cheated on his mom too that would help explain some of this behavior.
The ramp up in sex talk was supposedly because she couldn’t have sex for six months after surgery but it would be absolutely hilarious if she was cucking him and just not letting him have sex at all, both theories would lead to more porn, which leads to more guilt, which leads to more drinking etc.
The health scare theory is interesting maybe he found something pre cancerous or something and that’s why he has the suspiciously specific I only have 15 good years left or whatever timeline.
I’m not vibing with the community/family pressure angle unless they were like really adamant that Kayla leave him and he is so codependent/used to having her do whatever he tells her to that it just shattered his world that his obedient little sex slave would ever dare tell their parents what a douche he is. If her dad is the pillar of the household/community that you say he is she must be used to doing whatever a man tells her to do. I will give our wife credit not letting him move her across the country where she has no support from her family was probably a really smart decision she may or may not have made accidentally
in regards to the porn addiction that’s also something that causes ED, intimacy issues, and self esteem issues. Maybe she told him to stop watching porn for good and he has been caught several times watching it since then and she said you know what if you can look at strange naked women all the time then I can look at strange naked men in person. (Could help explain the we don’t do anything physical with anyone else attitude). If I was married to a narcissistic closeted gay douchebag who was constantly whacking it to porn while I was pregnant I would be pretty fucking pissed too pregnant women don’t look anything like the women in porn (you know he doesn’t watch pregnant porn or bbw porn because he’s talked about how he hated her body while she was pregnant). This could also explain why his locals turned into light porn because he wasn’t able to watch actual porn anymore so he found a workaround. That’s also possibly why his drinking has ramped up so much because he is replacing one addiction with another.

Tl;dr Nick is a cuck

 

[RotPockets]

Lady Rackets Ass said:
I can fix her.

Enjoy your AIDS.

I interpreted what they said as satirical, as the cliché response coming from Nick or Locals. Unless I am mistaken, I don’t think they were being genuine. It could have been italicized to highlight the intent, if that were the case. It’s pretty funny if those pics were the impetus of the simposting, causing all the insecure wine moms to go overboard desperately trying to rack focus making dusty thirst-trap their entire identity. If the pics are current not bad, but if they aren’t it’s an even better troll. If catfishing kickstarted a series of events that caused Nick to lose all credibility and a good portion of his audience, that’s hilarious. Inadvertently exposing him as a hypocrite degenerate coomer that is now entirely surrounded by sycophants, simps, and insecure leathery thots. No matter what, it lead to Nick drooling over EgalitarianStains’ shit smeared turdcutter.

Most Funny to Most Sad
- it’s a guy posting revenge porn off an old phone he had saved
-it’s a girl posting old photos of herself for attention
-it’s a girl posting current photos of herself for attention
Judging by that Vegas meetup I don’t think Nick has anyone that ‘perky’ watching him. He’s got more of a ‘bolt-on’ or ‘fried eggs nailed to a wall’ audience.

 

[AnOminous]

It was also extremely stupid of Nick to invite Zoom on to attack PPP when it got really bad, who then almost immediately turned on Nick and Dick.

That was an even dumber self-inflicted injury. How fucking stupid do you have to be to trust Corey Barnhill?

Pure boomer-tier naivete.

 

[Chibitzen]

I personally think it's irrelevant whether he's cheated or not, swung or whatever. He's dipped his toe into that world and it is evident an intentional connection is built there. What a person says they "intend" doesn't actually matter. Their actions speak volumes. The door is open. By involving his wife in his Locals, he was possibly looking to get her permission to push it further at least passively. Perhaps looking for audience validation. It's not a situation where people walk up to them and proposition them out of the blue. They went as far to put themselves in situations where propositions were all but guaranteed. So it seemed they were both desperate to find out how far they could push boundaries (if only for the psych boost), but lost their chance to experiment further with the Locals fandom further when rumors came out. Clearly they're disappointed with that.

Wife is putting on a show about going into hiding. That's probably not as it seems. She's probably in DMs, at the very least, with others in the group. If not directly, through Nick. Her absence has to do more to maintaining the grift than any regret. She'll come back when the timing is better.

My theory has always been they get off to reactions and the power that e-fame gives them over others. They're involved enough in their fandom that they'll encourage them to humiliate themselves by posting pics and then help them save face with confidence boosting posts so they'll do it more. That's playing with people's minds. The perpetual drama that comes after is fun and engaging, because they're both attention seeking people to the core and need constant validation. Not the type of validation that a temporary dopamine hit can resolve. The kind that is pathological and requires them to remain as an influence over others around them, especially their behavior. Nick's "coping" strategies and the way he handles drama is direct evidence of this type of manipulation as he is more or less indicating he is dedicated to keeping the fun going, however possible.

Kayla's post about her oversharing her lewds as being indicative of some kind of invisible personal progress she's made (to herself?) is somehow the same as not begging for attention is another clue that not all is right upstairs in that household and that their sycophants are simply things to feed off of when they both get bored.

We also know Nick is a coward of the worst kind. He won't outright say he opened a GSG to insulate his lifestyle from the mean old lawsuit which he begged for. So he was sure to spell out he won't refund the money if even given the opportunity. This is intentional and a way to stamp every fan on the forehead with a dumbass sticker in advance for the lolz. If they do donate, they're intentionally getting on that ride and that's funny to him. It's an intended mockery of other people's emotions. It's also a crafty way of preshaming others who might come forward and cry about it. He warned them in advance they were being scammed for his personal benefit. Because they were stupid enough to donate anyway makes it not a scam. So how could he not spend it as he pleases? He was given that money fair and square, so it's his now. Don't even dare point to the grift or you'll be laughed out of the room.

It's blatant to everyone but the unwilling that the fake persona both him and his wife push is only so they can achieve e-fame. Even though he LARPed being a proper human being/dad for some time or not a shyster lawyer. He got bored of that and so moved on temporarily, but is back at it because he saw the numbers. But y'all, that was the joke you see. People weren't paying attention. He always stop shy of fully admitting it's a scam, but he doesn't go quite all the way, because he enjoys toying with a fanbase that he clearly sees as complete idiots. It's the fan's fault if they can't see he was joking about being decent. Even if the decent thing is to be clear.

Think back to how much they interacted with the Locals clan while at the resort. I would say that the fandom had a significant part to play with whatever transformation was going on. Wife let the cat out of the bag with her oversharing and validation seeking because she, like Nick, became complacent.

TLDR: They're both 100% attuned to the grift and will continue to push forward with perpetual drama, at least as long as the money rolls in. They probably both get off to the responses to it.

Edit: Words

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

What about the home schooling co-op he is a part of, kicked him out because of his constant talk of his sex life/degeneracy?

I found the co-op they were part of, but it does not have a public website or anything.

To note, I have been able to confirm that his kids placed in aspeech competitions and performed in a play with an actual school near them.

@Lady Rackets Ass SPOILER that wall of literature!

 

[footballteam]

ON NICK'S "WORST DAY" AND SPIRALING....my theory...

So I reviewed every available Locals stream last night from March 2022-July 4, 2022 (ugh, you're welcome).

I'm convinced 1-2 streams have been deleted. There are huge gaps of time bw Locals streams. Pretty sure his infamous meltdown stream is gone. Is anyone uploading them as they appeared?

It was somewhere between 5/23/22 and 6/10/22. On his 6/10 stream he refers to his wife helping him through his lowest of lows.

I remember him talking about it, initially in a yt stream. I thought it was a night stream after one of the 10hr Depp day streams but could be mistaken.

I went back and watched a lot of those streams and think he may have clipped it out, but I'm not sure, haven't had time to go back through everyone of them