Pizza Tower - wacky-but-stylish indie action game still under the radar

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I am not a tranny. THERE ARE TWO GENDERS I AM A MAN

However everyone who enjoys this game and you are all gay and trans
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You're still coping and living rent free in your mind to think Pizza Tower is strictly towards trannies, so yea keep on projecting.

Also, ywnbaw
 
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Honestly, I'm mostly a lurker on here, so I didn't realize I could just make it so i cant see posts the less functional retards. Thank you for pointing that out.

Anyway, a while ago Coelacanth (I believe) asked what everyone's favorite song from the game is and that made me realize just how hard that question is to answer. I really love so many songs from the game, so its so hard to choose just one. If I really had to pick one, I think I would go with "There's A Bone in my Spaghetti" from Pizza Scare.


It feels like a final level song, taking the original "Hot Spaghetti" from the second level, and adding onto it, remixing it in an amazing way. Now, I know its not the final level, and its not a finale song, but it could have been. The whole level feels like its meant to be a final level, running through a level that has harder forms of many enemies that you have been easily taking care of the whole game, the faces of many enemies and friends you've seen but twisted and distorted into disturbing forms. I really appreciate the level. Playing it for the first time made me think all the way back to the start of the game, and brought back every feeling I had throughout the whole game as I remembered the journey to that moment.
At the cost of showing my retardation even more than I already have in this thread, I will admit it made me tear up just a little. Its been so long since a game made me feel as happy to be playing it as Pizza Tower did, and unfortunately I believe its going to be a long time until something else does.

And then the game does it all to me again again two more times as all the bosses faced through the game are thrown in Peppino's way, motifs of songs that came before playing in my ears, that beautiful Italian man effortlessly beating the absolute shit out of them as he finally has had enough. Then, with one last slap in the face of pillar john, It sends me back through the tower I have ascended, picking up everyone i have met along the way in a dash to the exit.

Sorry for being so autistic in the thread as often as I have, I just genuinely enjoy Pizza Tower.
 
What a shit and tranny game. No wonder only trannies play it
Hi Sharty! Finally figured out 4chan wasn't taking the bait, eh?

Sorry for being so autistic in the thread as often as I have, I just genuinely enjoy Pizza Tower.
I feel that. It's been such a long time since a game solely focused on having fun and not really having more depth beyond that has come out. It's honestly refreshing.
 
Speaking of this game and retards...

Apparently PsychoJosh was sticking his dick in this game before release and acting like a spazz on discord until everyone had enough of his bullshit and kicked him out and his Pizza Time character
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i don't know much about PsychoJosh other than he is making/made a game called GigaMaidens (it's exactly what it sounds like... giant amazon women fighting each other), but nobody on /v/ likes him and just "NEVER EVER!!!" spam reply to him until he goes away.

Apparently he also has a history of being a sperg in general
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Server just effectively shut down because the game drove too much newbies into the server.
I was typing a post about this when you posted this. Missed my chance to be useful.
Anyway, Discord game community servers are one of the worse hells the human race has created, so I'm glad they chose to do this. Everyone who actually posted in there was an annoying as fuck tranny loser with no redeeming qualities anyway.
 
I was typing a post about this when you posted this. Missed my chance to be useful.
Anyway, Discord game community servers are one of the worse hells the human race has created, so I'm glad they chose to do this. Everyone who actually posted in there was an annoying as fuck tranny loser with no redeeming qualities anyway.
It seemed like the entire place exploded overnight ever since the game was released, including the aforementioned trannies, but also lots and lots of autistic fucks.
Speaking of trannies, I'm guessing the unofficial wiki is certainly like that, as they only mention McPig as "Pizza Tower Guy" by that only...probably because they would turn it into a label as anyone with good programming and creative skills as well as unironically supporting tranny rights would make it. Man, those things are so sensitive and unredeemable.
 
It seemed like the entire place exploded overnight ever since the game was released, including the aforementioned trannies, but also lots and lots of autistic fucks.
Speaking of trannies, I'm guessing the unofficial wiki is certainly like that, as they only mention McPig as "Pizza Tower Guy" by that only...probably because they would turn it into a label as anyone with good programming and creative skills as well as unironically supporting tranny rights would make it. Man, those things are so sensitive and unredeemable.
Just one look at the comments of any page of the wiki makes it pretty clear its been infected. Especially pages like Gnome forest and mr. pinch. And the entire "Discuss" section of the wiki needs to be deleted, in my opinion.
 
Just one look at the comments of any page of the wiki makes it pretty clear its been infected. Especially pages like Gnome forest and mr. pinch. And the entire "Discuss" section of the wiki needs to be deleted, in my opinion.
Looking real quick over it....yeah, the comments are just gross. The Lario meme is already unfunny...even if the original title card looks pretty funny.
 
View attachment 4852481Server just effectively shut down because the game drove too much newbies into the server.
For the best. The server got more and more spastic with obvious underage zoomers joining spamming the same unfunny shit over and over again. Also lmao @ the 190 tranny flag reacts I bet those were done by the aforementioned zoomers or some shit.
 
Again I don't get why any game dev or youtuber for that matter would bother with managing a Discord server. It's a fucking waste of time and a massive headache trying to keep retarded children at bay and even more retarded having to deal with trannies pozzing up the place. When will these people learn keeping their fans at arms, no, LIGHTPOLES length away is objectively the best option? At least McPig finally locked the server for good, better late than never included.
 
I don't get why any game dev or youtuber for that matter would bother with managing a Discord server.
It's popular, therefore it's the go-to platform. Simple as. Everyone who isn't a drooling retard has avoided Discord like the plague, and while you can scream at said retards for doing retarded things until you are blue in the face, all your screaming will be in vein at the end of it all. I've learned that lesson a while ago and have given up on trying to lead thirsty horses to water that they refuse to drink.
 
It's popular, therefore it's the go-to platform. Simple as. Everyone who isn't a drooling retard has avoided Discord like the plague, and while you can scream at said retards for doing retarded things until you are blue in the face, all your screaming will be in vein at the end of it all. I've learned that lesson a while ago and have given up on trying to lead thirsty horses to water that they refuse to drink.
Like if it's a fanclub type thing by fans then it's whatever, people congregate and post why they like the thing that their server is about (even if it's still a time waster and your chances of getting into faggotry drama increases 100 fold). But if you're a gamedev/youtuber who created and manages the server, you're literally wasting precious hours of your work ethic to kowtowing retards on your server, literally no content creator should EVER create a discord server about themselves/their game.
 
And it will bite you in the ass since shit get leaked on that platform 90% of the time. Ego shits and drama whores, regardless of who they are, will try bring you down to complying if this thread and many other examples of this thread and other gay ops that have just for being on that app.
 
Anyway, a while ago Coelacanth (I believe) asked what everyone's favorite song from the game is and that made me realize just how hard that question is to answer. I really love so many songs from the game, so its so hard to choose just one.
I can't get enough of Fake Peppino's theme, particularly the Mario Paint sounding "da-do" chorus
Plus Unexpectancy, but everyone loves that one
 
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Let's be real, the video game industry is full of trannies at this point. There's no going back. I was autistic enough to play the freeware of Dwarf Fortress and was hyped for the Stream release, until they made videos and articles about a (((third))) gender in the stream release and the hype became lucid. Unbeholdsted to all, there were trannies in the development of the stream version when I searched. I consider the industry trooned and kiked at this point.

So far I haven't seen a explicit kiked troon shit in the main game as of yet.
 
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