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He actually did it, the absolute madman!
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Australatina 06/30/2016 - Autismland Continues To Consume Canada
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Something must be stressing Phil pretty bad. Any word on what it is? My guess is that it's when everybody here saw through his most recent lie about the doctors letter.
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So much shit about Australatina lately. I think all the pressure and the realization that his situation is going to spiral into full fledged fucked sooner rather than later has made him finally lose his mind. That or it's the syphilis. And AIDS.
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Typical of tinpot dictatorships to expand to distract the populace from internal problems and incompetent administration.
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Probably because Daddy Rape Day is coming up on the 4th.
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Geographically illiterate? Lol Phil you ain't getting shit.
Pretending to take over the lower avalon is hilarious. The only thing I care about down there is Argentia, and that is where the Ferry docks for Marine Atlantic.
Goddamn I wanna ween now. Discretion prevails however.
Pretending to take over the lower avalon is hilarious. The only thing I care about down there is Argentia, and that is where the Ferry docks for Marine Atlantic.
Goddamn I wanna ween now. Discretion prevails however.
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Seriously what's with the hate-on for Canada?
Is it just because even in his delusions he doesn't think he could get away with annexing New York or something? Does he think his dad would spank him again to end the invasion?
Is it just because even in his delusions he doesn't think he could get away with annexing New York or something? Does he think his dad would spank him again to end the invasion?
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I think it's also because the claimed anniversery of "Daddy Rape Day" is coming up soon.
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Phil you used to love Canada (much like like a certain Coprophage Pedophile now serving time in a Pennsylvania Prison), what changed? Do you just wish it was more Latinx so you could keep up that hate bone for the US?
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He probably believes all those jokes about Canada being too polite to be mean.
Seriously Phil, the Canadian military would wreck your little imaginary land of volcanoes and road signs faster than a fat, retarded italian boy crying rape on the fourth of july.
Seriously Phil, the Canadian military would wreck your little imaginary land of volcanoes and road signs faster than a fat, retarded italian boy crying rape on the fourth of july.
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His big move to Portland is stressing him out also, because no one cares. He's got AJ "Alice" Luxton up there, and maybe 1 or 2 more tard hangers-on, but he has no real friends left after blowing it with @EyeWasATeenageMallgoth. Most of the Portland trans community seems to be fully aware of his behavior and antics and despite all the evidence that he's unwanted, he knows his time in Oakland is growing short too.
So now he's left with his autism demanding he move to one of the 3 places he knows, and Oakland is out since everyone but Phoenix Flame and a couple others hate him, Philly is out because his mom and dad live there, and that leaves Portland... a community he was run out of less than a year ago.
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In the next episode of Imaginary Australatina Land: War against the Canadians.
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Breaking News regarding the aftermath of Operation Bolivar!
PACIFICA, NEW HIBERNIA
JUNE 30, 2016
The extradition of former Australatinese dictator Phillip Haskins-DeLici to the International Criminal Court has been delayed following an order by the New Hibernian Court of Justice. Citing concern for the deposed leader's mental state, Chief Justice Bronson Fortner said "Mr. DeLici does not appear to be competent enough to stand trial. He is delusional, convinced that he is still in power. Just yesterday he tried to order a commando strike on Pacifica."
Even more troubling, DeLici seems to have forgotten where his country is. "He announced that he was annexing Newfoundland. I kept trying to remind him that, no, Australatina is in Central America, right next to New Hibernia, and not some kind of superstate that took up the eastern seaboard of North America", said Dr. Carmen Chung, head of the Temple Grandin Asylum in Pacifica. "He just didn't listen and kept ranting about how racist the people from Newfoundland were, and how glad he was to re-educate them. He also kept calling us 'right-wing, revisionist, capitalist roaders' and 'cis white men', even though we are a socialist democracy and I am a black woman"
DeLici was recently placed under arrest in the asylum while doctors treat his mental illness. No diagnosis has been clear, but Chung speculates that he may have several disorders. "Off the top of my head, he shows signs of autism, bipolar depression, and several personality disorders."
The decision to delay the final judgement of DeLici, who was overthrown by UN peacekeeping operation last month, has divided the peoples of New Hibernia and Australatina. While some have demanded that the toppled tyrant be turned over to an international tribunal ("Who cares the reasons why he's crazy", said one resident of Regina, "we already know he's a murderous psycho!"), others have praised the decision as showing the humane nature of the New Hibernian government.
When pressed for a comment, New Hibernian president Adam Chatoyer replied "We need to decide the best course of action for a bright future for both nations. I expect a final decision within the coming weeks"
PACIFICA, NEW HIBERNIA
JUNE 30, 2016
The extradition of former Australatinese dictator Phillip Haskins-DeLici to the International Criminal Court has been delayed following an order by the New Hibernian Court of Justice. Citing concern for the deposed leader's mental state, Chief Justice Bronson Fortner said "Mr. DeLici does not appear to be competent enough to stand trial. He is delusional, convinced that he is still in power. Just yesterday he tried to order a commando strike on Pacifica."
Even more troubling, DeLici seems to have forgotten where his country is. "He announced that he was annexing Newfoundland. I kept trying to remind him that, no, Australatina is in Central America, right next to New Hibernia, and not some kind of superstate that took up the eastern seaboard of North America", said Dr. Carmen Chung, head of the Temple Grandin Asylum in Pacifica. "He just didn't listen and kept ranting about how racist the people from Newfoundland were, and how glad he was to re-educate them. He also kept calling us 'right-wing, revisionist, capitalist roaders' and 'cis white men', even though we are a socialist democracy and I am a black woman"
DeLici was recently placed under arrest in the asylum while doctors treat his mental illness. No diagnosis has been clear, but Chung speculates that he may have several disorders. "Off the top of my head, he shows signs of autism, bipolar depression, and several personality disorders."
The decision to delay the final judgement of DeLici, who was overthrown by UN peacekeeping operation last month, has divided the peoples of New Hibernia and Australatina. While some have demanded that the toppled tyrant be turned over to an international tribunal ("Who cares the reasons why he's crazy", said one resident of Regina, "we already know he's a murderous psycho!"), others have praised the decision as showing the humane nature of the New Hibernian government.
When pressed for a comment, New Hibernian president Adam Chatoyer replied "We need to decide the best course of action for a bright future for both nations. I expect a final decision within the coming weeks"
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On the contrary, Phil, we know exactly how much territory Australatina is actually getting. It's none, because it's an imaginary country.
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Meanwhile, Canadian nationalists have been releasing footage of brutal executions and riots against trannies and anyone in possession of an Australatinan passport.
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So wait, where the fuck is Australatina supposed to be now? I thought we established that it's an island?
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Much like Phil's stories about his vaginoplasty, it changes day to day depending on his autism.
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Geographically illiterate > geographically autistic