Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

I'm sure this asshole has brought this subject up a few different times. I wonder what exactly it is that makes Jagoff so interested in this subject??

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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I'm sure this asshole has brought this subject up a few different times. I wonder what exactly it is that makes Jagoff so interested in this subject??

It's due to COVID. In his mushbrained way he's probably complaining due to Hammy complaining about doing too much work and needing to come to the office. It's not like he has an original thought in his head. Either that or he read it on some right-wing blog somewhere.

 

[Dangerous Dude]

My man, is remote work really your biggest problem right now?!?!

 

[That Damned Tiger]

My man, is remote work really your biggest problem right now?!?!

Everything is his biggest problem right now except himself, I think.

 

[p1138]

It's due to COVID. In his mushbrained way he's probably complaining due to Hammy complaining about doing too much work and needing to come to the office. It's not like he has an original thought in his head. Either that or he read it on some right-wing blog somewhere.

He seems to think people working from home can't possibly be putting in the same kind of "effort" he does, and thus are "abusing the priveledge" that he has somehow earned and is above the lowly 30 year old plebs.

Remember, this guy thinks he's better than everyone else. Even though most people can walk.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Most optimistic reading is that Jack may actually be embarrassed by how hard the PT is for him and isn't posting it. He seems reluctant to admit any of his health issues, he only revealed he couldn't stand when pressed on why he was still in a home. I know that doesn't fit with any of his established characterization but there's a small chance he's just clammed up about it.

I had a discussion about Jack with a friend today, wondering if I was a bad person by watching a man literally kill himself with food. We came to the conclusion that people just have morbid curiosity but most of the time, our interests don't match anyone else in the room, leading to weird looks. She did hit me with a "NO PINK!" version of "no wire hangers" when I told her about his chicken though, that was funny.

EDIT: I have no idea what point I'm making with all this, kinda just rambling my thoughts on the newest season of the Jack Scalfani experience. It is utterly fascinating to me to see a man actively reject every warning sign and continue down this road. Fucks sake, Nikki Sixx only needed three ODs to get off the smack!

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Jack's gonna end up like a fat version of Endoparasitic's player character:

'course, he'd probably get infected by the parasite long before the zombies get 'im, because the vax.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

Most optimistic reading is that Jack may actually be embarrassed by how hard the PT is for him and isn't posting it.

You give Jagoff way too much credit. This man publicly posts about pissing himself for the world to see. He knows nothing of embarrassment.

Jack's gonna end up like a fat version of Endoparasitic's player character:

'course, he'd probably get infected by the parasite long before the zombies get 'im, because the vax.

Literally impossible, the character you show has a working right arm and no other limbs. Scalfatties right arm has been dead for years….he has no working limbs.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Literally impossible, the character you show has a working right arm and no other limbs. Scalfatties right arm has been dead for years….he has no working limbs.

Just mirror the footage.

 

[BentDuck]

He seems to think people working from home can't possibly be putting in the same kind of "effort" he does, and thus are "abusing the priveledge" that he has somehow earned and is above the lowly 30 year old plebs.

Remember, this guy thinks he's better than everyone else. Even though most people can walk.

The funny thing is, even the laziest WFH employees put in more time and effort into their job then this lazy fat fuck has put into his channel in years, which is supposed to be his full-time job.

If this asshole had put any real hard work or effort into his channel, you would see some sort of improvement within the 15+ years he's been doing this shit. If anything, he's gotten worse at all aspects of this channel (cooking ability, presentation, preparation, giving actual descriptive critiques, merchandizing, fan engagement, etc.).

Anymore, he just does the bare minimum. Shit, he's even resorted to recycling old videos in the past. He's coasted on his early internet success, and the only reason he was successful in the first place was because he was one of the first "cooking" YouTube channels. He never stepped up his game when more competent and personable people started doing what he did, and that's why his channel peaked so early on.

Even right now, when his "job" should be focusing on rehabbing, something that could give him back some independence and improve his quality of life, he can't be bothered to do so. He'd rather bitch about what he's eating at the nursing home.

Jack is a pathetic, lazy, bitter, hypocritical asshole, and the only way he can feel better about himself is to shit on other people to give him a false sense of superiority. It's a really sad and pathetic way to live, but I can't say Jack doesn't deserve to live out this miserable existence that he created for himself.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

You give Jagoff way too much credit. This man publicly posts about pissing himself for the world to see. He knows nothing of embarrassment.

Hey, I said as much when I said it didn't fit existing characterization of Jacko. I just wanted to point out how he seems mum about his actual condition and that there's a non zero chance he just doesn't wanna talk about it.

But yeah the man who shouts to the world that he pissed his pants is not a man who knows to shut the fuck up.

 

[Whaler]

I had a discussion about Jack with a friend today, wondering if I was a bad person by watching a man literally kill himself with food. We came to the conclusion that people just have morbid curiosity but most of the time, our interests don't match anyone else in the room, leading to weird looks. She did hit me with a "NO PINK!" version of "no wire hangers" when I told her about his chicken though, that was funny.

You'd be surprised to know you're not alone with those thoughts/feelings and that actually makes you pretty normal. A lot of psychologist describe "morbid curiosity" as a means of a person relating said events to meta-emotions. We think of ourselves as being better than to be in these situations and/or believe they could never happen to us and so we engage in them to understand them better.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Strokin' is my business and business is GUD.

I stroke it to the right, I stroke it to the left, I stroke it to the cerebellum that I love best.

Jack once again demonstrating why it is impossible to A-Log him. It doesn't matter how violent or horrible your posts about him are, literally nobody is going to think you've gone too far or that your hate is unwarranted. All of us here come from different backgrounds and have our own beliefs but we can all agree that Jack should have every inch of his skin removed with a cheese grater.

He's just a total piece of shit in every way.

If Jack was just a goofy fat guy with a good heart and fun sense of humor who loves cooking and food, even when he screws it up and can joke about it, it'd be a whole different situation. I think everyone here would wish him well.

 

[salmonellajack]

Oh cool. Didn't know Jack has a podcast he continually records for. Any links? I was only aware of that F is for Frank abomination where he once accidentally admitted he is gay and panicked when his brother Charles was on

 

[stets]

Oh cool. Didn't know Jack has a podcast he continually records for. Any links? I was only aware of that F is for Frank abomination where he once accidentally admitted he is gay and panicked when his brother Charles was on

That's it, that's the podcast. Five episodes in the past nine years. He's not continuously recording a podcast and I'm shocked he'd try to get people to believe that.

 

[SteveGoatman]

He's just a total piece of shit in every way.

If Jack was just a goofy fat guy with a good heart and fun sense of humor who loves cooking and food, even when he screws it up and can joke about it, it'd be a whole different situation. I think everyone here would wish him well.

100% correct. There are comedians/writers/content creators who have built an entire career on being a good natured, likeable, everday person who is also a screw up to some degree. There can be something charming about it (Mr. Bean, a lot of Chris Farley/Adam Sandler characters, Hugh Grant etc) in the right context and when they can acknowledge their mistakes and there's no malicious intent. But when you're unlikable AND a screw up? That's when you get Jack.

 

[densedance]

How is this going to work out tho. Are they going to drop him out because he's obviously not participating with PT & whatever that is required to "get back step by step"? Are they going to drop him out because he's "healed" and doesn't need Medical overwatch anymore? How is his future content going to be like, just old Jack sitting inside diverse Fast Food stores & eating shit while recording himself?

 

[Preciate it youtube]

Jack's breakfast post this morning. There's a lot of information to glean from this. First, this breakfast (as pictured) seems completely fine, but we can see from the card that Jack is on a "consistent carbohydrate" specialized diet. We can also see that he cropped a banana and oatmeal from the image.

But most revealing is Jack's compulsive pissy reply of "ok" to every comment. I'm starting to think his last stroke has damaged the part of his brain responsible for emotional processing. It was shirking its duties to begin with, but now Jack is nothing but a wheezing mutant, banging its claw on the table for murr bacin.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Are they going to drop him out because he's obviously not participating with PT & whatever that is required to "get back step by step"?

Short answer, No they won't kick him out, but Insurance will stop paying if he's not participating.

Long answer, Insurance will only keep footing the bill if they feel he's making progress based on reports from the Nursing Home. Their goal is to A: Meet legal and contractual obligations of service and B: Have him rehabilitated enough that their long term care cost obligation goes down and they don't have to pay for a whole bunch of additional shit. Its in their best interest to have him succeed, and to dump him as fast as possible if he refuses to try.

Are they going to drop him out because he's "healed" and doesn't need Medical overwatch anymore?

As soon as insurance stops footing the bill, Jacks options are to go home or pay out of pocket. He's mentally well enough that his healthcare and continued wellbeing is his responsibility, and he becomes his wifes dependent as she's fit to care for him to a sufficient extent. As far as they're concerned, Jack is her problem the moment he says "I'm not paying to stay here".

How is his future content going to be like, just old Jack sitting inside diverse Fast Food stores & eating shit while recording himself?

Inside the store? Nah, that'd almost assuredly go by the wayside if he doesn't get his legs working enough to use a walker by himself at a bare minimum. Jack on the Go will become an automobile special, with drive through or takeout eaten in the parking lot, so that he doesn't have to go through the rigor of getting the wheelchair out, having Tammy haul his ass into it, find the wheelchair accessible entrance, and then roll his ass up beside the table in the aisle. Or he'll go full lazy bastard and ubereats all his episode food, and Jack on the Go will get a season of Jack on the App before he finally dies of medically assisted hedonism.

First, this breakfast (as pictured) seems completely fine

Its perfectly serviceable but I will say its a shame to see over easy eggs where you didn't have the heat high enough to get some actual crisping going on. They probably just cook a massive batch on low heat so they're more or less ready when everything else is, but its still a shame.

But most revealing is Jack's compulsive pissy reply of "ok" to every comment. I'm starting to think his last stroke has damaged the part of his brain responsible for emotional processing. It was shirking its duties to begin with, but now Jack is nothing but a wheezing mutant, banging its claw on the table for murr bacin.

Jack has long struck me as a member of the lower-IQ population who exhibits the trait of complete inability to build a mental model of other people in his head. He is unable to perceive or understand human experiences in the shoes of someone else, so he can only interpret the statements as if he himself had said them, with his own knowledge. So he takes a lot of statements as being either needlessly mean because he's been festering over them, he already feels guilty or bad for X, and you 'should know that' because he doesn't have the ability to model that seperation of awareness in his thoughts. Or he seems them as stating something he already knows, so he just goes "yea" because yea I already know that, not realizing they don't at the time and that's why they're saying it.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Jesus Christ the hypocritical fuck thinks he gets some grandfathered in pass for working at home.

Jack's breakfast post this morning. There's a lot of information to glean from this. First, this breakfast (as pictured) seems completely fine, but we can see from the card that Jack is on a "consistent carbohydrate" specialized diet. We can also see that he cropped a banana and oatmeal from the image.

But most revealing is Jack's compulsive pissy reply of "ok" to every comment. I'm starting to think his last stroke has damaged the part of his brain responsible for emotional processing. It was shirking its duties to begin with, but now Jack is nothing but a wheezing mutant, banging its claw on the table for murr bacin.

It also said 3 servings of eggs.