Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dean Pentel]

Hard disagree. She shouldn't post jack shit about her life to those weirdos. She should leave that shithole. FIx her life and never look back at that den of weirdos and broken people. There's worse things in life than being middle aged. Be happy being you and don't waste time on garbage people and weirdos. Don't wase time on people who aren't worth your time.

My dearest Grouchy Gato, I addressed that in the next paragraph. I'm not disagreeing with you exactly; I think she's addicted to the parasocial relationship aspect of Locals. I'm doubtful she'll go cold turkey when there's nothing substantive to fill that hole.

"he disagrees with every system of theology" and he was a christian? Istn't it kind of dishonest to pretend to worship a faith, go to church and stuff when he says stuff like this.

I agree that he needn't perpetuate the ruse if he was that unhappy not being the coom-brained bottom he's always wanted to be. I'm surprised he disagrees with modern Christianity, though. I've heard more than a few preachers express that despite what this one book says, drag is holy, Jesus was trans, and being a degenerate faggot is A-OK.

 

[Phony Chicken]

I'm not going to bother listening to this because life's too fucking short, but there's no such thing as a 'Critical Theory' reading of the Bible. There are a bunch of different methodological approaches that have been embraced by people who are associated with modern literary criticism, but none of them really count as Critical Theory and they all differ widely in approach and methodology. So is he talking about Marxist Critical Theory, a la the Frankfurt School? Critical Race Theory? Critical Disability Theory? Semiotics? Structuralism? Post-Structuralism? Cultural theory? Psychoanalytic theory? Feminist theory?

It's a change on the old "I don't like this part of the Bible ao I'm going to ignore it so I can do whatever I want and still call myself a Christian." to "I don't like this part of the Bible so I'm going to pretend it actually means what I want it to mean so I can do whatever I want and still call myself a Christian."

Nick is a moron.

 

[Maraschino]

It's a change on the old "I don't like this part of the Bible ao I'm going to ignore it so I can do whatever I want and still call myself a Christian." to "I don't like this part of the Bible so I'm going to pretend it actually means what I want it to mean so I can do whatever I want and still call myself a Christian."

Nick is a moron.

I'm going to unironically suggest that if you're not willing to accept something as incredibly fundamental and important to Christianity as the belief that Jesus is the Son of God, you're not a Christian.

Wait, was there someone in this thread, mayhaps the subject of the thread, that specifically said that they think Jesus was an ordinary human and not the Son of God?

 

[Strix454]

The only thing they have in common is that they're all largely unreadable and they're all fucking worthless. Poor Nick is too dumb to be embarrassed by how pointless and worthless this shit is, and like some mid-witted undergraduate, thinks he's impressing the skanks in his locals by dropping insights into his literary sophistication.

What a fucking maroon.

My theory is that Nick has no interest anymore in religion at all and that this is all about pleasing the wife. My impression is that the family has ended involvement with organized religion and the wife has some nagging doubts about having done so. So Nick is struggling to come up with some sort of substitute religion where everything he is doing is good and that fills the need such as it is. At least until she stops talking about it and gets back to taking her pills.

What Nick believes in is a porn 'n drugs lifestyle. He is the type of guy that, given the chance, is going to drag the entire family down with him to keep him company. I'm sure that in his own mind the ultimate fix to all these problems is to get out of rural minnesota to someplace with a really degenerate culture where he will have a circle of friends to reinforce his lifestyle choices, to normalize all of it for the wife, get easier access to the sleaze he craves and get far away from both sets of the kid's grandparents.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

My theory is that Nick has no interest anymore in religion at all and that this is all about pleasing the wife. My impression is that the family has ended involvement with organized religion and the wife has some nagging doubts about having done so. So Nick is struggling to come up with some sort of substitute religion where everything he is doing is good and that fills the need such as it is. At least until she stops talking about it and gets back to taking her pills.

What Nick believes in is a porn 'n drugs lifestyle. He is the type of guy that, given the chance, is going to drag the entire family down with him to keep him company. I'm sure that in his own mind the ultimate fix to all these problems is to get out of rural minnesota to someplace with a really degenerate culture where he will have a circle of friends to reinforce his lifestyle choices, to normalize all of it for the wife, get easier access to the sleaze he craves and get far away from both sets of the kid's grandparents.

His own admission of being a Heretical Christian allows him to dismiss religion but continue to LARP as cover for Kayla and her family when her grandpa buys him Christian mens conference tickets.

 

[Procrastinhater]

He’d be telling the truth … he did not have sex with that woman because the fans he’ll be sleeping with are male.

It would be just like Nick to use weasel language like that and think he's being clever. "The only woman I've slept with since I got married is my wife." Or "I've never slept with any women behind my wifes back" when all the time ol' Balldo Man is biting down on that pillow and hoping the poppers don't wear off while he's bent over in front of the Glory Hole in the shitter at Gay 90's.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm not going to bother listening to this because life's too fucking short, but there's no such thing as a 'Critical Theory' reading of the Bible.

It's about as degenerate a form of heresy as is imaginable. It makes Albigensians look orthodox.

 

[Owlbear]

Wait, was there someone in this thread, mayhaps the subject of the thread, that specifically said that they think Jesus was an ordinary human and not the Son of God?

Plenty of atheists believe in the existence of Jesus the guy. There is actually some reasonable archaeological evidence that he existed. It's a pretty basic heresy to deny that Jesus was the son of god, though. The idea that "Jesus Christ" is the son of god is literally in his name - "Christ" is actually Greek for "the anointed one" (or "the chosen one" because old Jewish cultists liked the phantom menace) and it's more of a title than a name. A Jewish cultist from Nazareth wouldn't have an uncommon Greek word as his last name.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

His own admission of being a Heretical Christian allows him to dismiss religion but continue to LARP as cover for Kayla and her family when her grandpa buys him Christian mens conference tickets.

Nick was to much of a pussy to tell his parents that he thinks church is boring. By contrast I think I was 12 when I told mine and stopped going.

 

[Procrastinhater]

You won't have to worry about Null sliding into your DM's, asking you to post lewds or sell him a pair of your used panties.

I think thats @Dyn 's job...

Using Critical Theory on the Bible is basically dropping trou and blasting it with diarrhea. He might as well just worship Satan and become a Communist already.

The Cathars were burned for less. Caedite eos.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

A Jewish cultist from Nazareth wouldn't have an uncommon Greek word as his last name.

Yeah but what was his middle name?

 

[Kopasea]

Nick was to much of a pussy to tell his parents that he thinks church is boring. By contrast I think I was 12 when I told mine and stopped going.

Now he complains to his viewers that his parents didn't disclose enough of their sex life to him

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah but what was his middle name?

Harold.

 

[MudPeople]

Yeah but what was his middle name?

Feckin?
I heard it a lot

 

[Cynthia Behave]

(Edit: Sorry for double post. I suck at this)

You'll learn - and welcome! Considering Kiwi's reputation, they were incredibly patient with me. Just highlight quotes u want to respond to and hit "Quote" each time - across multiple comments/posts. Then go to the blank screen and hit "Insert Quotes". They'll all display and u can reply to each. (That's for a laptop, anyway.)

Wait, was there someone in this thread, mayhaps the subject of the thread, that specifically said that they think Jesus was an ordinary human and not the Son of God?

He did indeed say that. I remember wtaf?- ing at the time.

(He totally reads this thread)

- He spent a decent chunk of time talking about religion, how he disagrees with every system of theology, and talking Critical Theory readings of the Bible (It is hard to understand, but interesting if you put a spin on it and read it like satire! Do that and laugh!).

Yup - he's reading. (He also has a bunch of cultists up on his DMs freaked out abt doxing so I'm sure that's part of it.)

Btw, I was multitasking during the Locals stream. 10 min into that 40 min lecture about Christianity I paused bc there was no discernable reason for him to be discussing it.

Then I remembered I clipped his existential (silly) pondering of life, death, and heaven a couple of days ago. Might be a total coincidence... but I bet the narcissist loves that we're a little obsessed with his midlife crisis. (Which makes us a little parasocial but at least we're on the "LOL/hate" side of that equation.)

Yes, he's planning a regular Sunday Locals stream discussing religion. What could possibly go wrong?

I've been reading this thread too much. The first thought of the 'big black butterfly' was Drex.

*Chokes on coffee* You win the morning.

I'm not going to bother listening to this because life's too fucking short, but there's no such thing as a 'Critical Theory' reading of the Bible.

Yup. Nick knows just enough words to be "dangerous" and his cultists are generally so uneducated they wouldn't know he's full of shit.

Even when they are "educated" they're myopic af. EG: Elie says she has an associates degree but sometimes says "an advanced degree" from a "top tier" university - one assumes Johns Hopkins when she was stationed in Baltimore. Meanwhile, she only knows Mormonism, genetic research (probs connected to the LDS, they're deep into that shit), mothering, anxiety disorders (hers), Netflix, the military, and clean food probs bc of the anxiety. (I can post her cookbook collection if anyone is interested.) Not exaggerating. That's literally all she knows. She rarely leaves the house and makes her little kids not speak for 2hrs/evening so she can calm down.

My theory is that Nick has no interest anymore in religion at all and that this is all about pleasing the wife. My impression is that the family has ended involvement with organized religion and the wife has some nagging doubts about having done so.

I'm starting to lean more heavily into the theory too... and that it was their church that called him out and a big piece of "the worst day".

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Ew. Look, I'm no kink shamer but how does Nick look at 6 black INSECTS (and we know it's usually anal/doggie style) and NOT lose his boner? Couldn't the tat "artist" at least have made them pretty, Kayla? I'm starting to get Nick's porn addict thing.

Fucking brutal, also not wrong.

 

[Anticipointment]

Ew. Look, I'm no kink shamer but how does Nick look at 6 black INSECTS (and we know it's usually anal/doggie style) and NOT lose his boner? Couldn't the tat "artist" at least have made them pretty, Kayla? I'm starting to get Nick's porn addict thing.

Yeah because he only likes ladies of size, women of heft, jiggly goddesses.

They are ugly and insects but the even weirder aspect is that they are supposed to represent their kids so that’s another layer of boner killer. I know that’s not what he’s thinking about but still oof.

As awful as it is, these are along the lines of my thoughts about the tattoos as well. In addition to the “artwork” being plain ugly, why on earth would a wife want to permanently ink a constant reminder to her husband of a series of miscarriages that define the worst period of their marriage?

What about when she’s out at a beach or something & people ask about the tattoos?
Person: “Ya really like butterflies, eh?”
Kayla: “Let me tell you about my brood of children & also all about my miscarriages!”

Perhaps it the purpose of the tattoos were actually to function as a Nick repellent, like “Stay away, I’m not looking to be pregnant a 9th time.”

Spoiler: Opining on Nick’s scheduling choices re: making time for Kayla

Speaking of that, I always got the impression that Nick did his post show Twitch streams specifically to be “working” past the time when Kayla would have gone to sleep.
I recall once pre-coomer arc, a superchatter joked he was late to a show because he’d been having sexy time with the Mrs. & Nick assured him that he was late because he’d napped & overslept. Nick then went on to explain that he & Kayla barely had time to chance meet each other in passing, & that intimate moments were few & far between. He said even watching a movie together was nearly impossible as one or the other would fall asleep almost immediately.
It was bizarre hearing him bitching about their opposite schedules & not having time to barely see each other when he literally set his own schedule & it was that way by his own making. How he went from that to all allegedly (monogamously!) banging & cooming all the time is a mystery.

Nick says that he can safely ignore his haters because they don't have any impact on the show. They are loud, but you just 'do your show' and nothing will happen.

How are there any “loud” haters? Quit reading on the Kiwi Farms & stay out of YT & Twitter comments & it will be pretty quiet. That or stop sperging & being a coom cow.

He also said he might start a thing on LOCALS with some people where he talks more religion.

Religion like pope hat & St. Andrew’s cross type religion?

Hard disagree. She shouldn't post jack shit about her life to those weirdos. She should leave that shithole. FIx her life and never look back at that den of weirdos and broken people. There's worse things in life than being middle aged. Be happy being you and don't waste time on garbage people and weirdos. Don't wase time on people who aren't worth your time.

Exactly. Mandy ought to disappear from Locals or any Nick related space & let them wonder about it. Find somewhere else completely different to interact with people online, if necessary, but this time, do it anonymously & deviate from past behaviors like oversharing & negative attention seeking.

Spoiler: Moralfagging

Mandy just needs to learn to forgive herself & live like a woman who deserves to be treated better, because despite what she thinks, she’s not at all a piece of shit & has the potential to do better for herself. The same isn’t true for many of the low lifes on Locals who will always strive to bring her down to their level.
Obviously, Mandy is an adult responsible for her own actions but at the same time, it’s always been clear that she is severely struggling with processing past traumas & tragedies, & while it’s apparent that in general, Mandy has great strength within her, her mental state has often been alarmingly fragile, to say the least. How anyone, especially Nick, thought that egging her on with “send more tit pics!” was in any way appropriate or helpful, is baffling.

Edit: a word

 

[Procrastinhater]

Yeah but what was his middle name?

Steve.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

That would make sense to me that Rackets just clings to some poorly defined shit he learned 15-20 years ago so he can have some semblance of expertise. I dunno despite all the hidden degeneracy I don't see him as some secret lefty march through the institutions type.

As usual he just holds some contrarian viewpoint on something as a vehicle to inject his own ego into the conversation.

It's a change on the old "I don't like this part of the Bible ao I'm going to ignore it so I can do whatever I want and still call myself a Christian." to "I don't like this part of the Bible so I'm going to pretend it actually means what I want it to mean so I can do whatever I want and still call myself a Christian."

Nick is a moron.

I'm going to unironically suggest that if you're not willing to accept something as incredibly fundamental and important to Christianity as the belief that Jesus is the Son of God, you're not a Christian.

Wait, was there someone in this thread, mayhaps the subject of the thread, that specifically said that they think Jesus was an ordinary human and not the Son of God?

He has almost no depth of understanding to much of what he talks about. It became very obvious in hindsight with the CG lawsuits and the Anime Man arc. His legal analysis and experience is utter crap.

Maybe this explains why he stepped away from law? He cannot give more than a superficial take on it. He should just tick to the drama of it.

The same goes for religion. He has some sophomoric take on it and will not sit down and concretely discuss it. He always couches it in 'this is what I think' and never cited anything in the Book itself or any commentator or thinker.

He NEEDS to keep it vague to keep up the facade of an informed expert.

Yes, he's planning a regular Sunday Locals stream discussing religion. What could possibly go wrong?

A: He would have to actually schedule it. (Remember the Big Brain panels, 100k sub stream, the Masculinity series, the legal topic short video series, and all the other big ideas for recurring content?)

B: There are plenty of better places. He has a buddy that Superchatted on his Rittenhouse stream that reads through the Bible almost every week night and has done so for almost 2 years.

C: Can you imagine conservative hardliners traditional Douggie T coming into contact with LOCALS people?

I'm starting to lean more heavily into the theory too... and that it was their church that called him out and a big piece of "the worst day".

That is a fair thing to consider... I have not heard much about his co-op and teaching there anymore. I think it was linked to a church, but i coupd be wrong...

His kids have been participating in electives and extracurriculars at a private school in the area--not the co-op. So maybe they got kicked from the church homeschooling group?

 

[Chibitzen]

Mandy has great strength within her, her mental state has often been alarmingly fragile, to say the least. How anyone, especially Nick, thought that egging her on with “send more tit pics!” was in any way appropriate or helpful, is baffling.

Well yes, because he wants the fun to keep going. He has no time for other people's consequences when he's busy being busy supposedly promoting a brand.

Mandy ought to disappear from Locals or any Nick related space & let them wonder about it. Find somewhere else completely different to interact with people online, if necessary, but this time, do it anonymously & deviate from past behaviors like oversharing & negative attention seeking.

In general, I always vote for a hardcore detox. I'm probably stupid biased. I can cold turkey most things. If I don't have other hobbies I'm interested in doing, I have different projects going on at all times to keep myself busy with. I also don't "need" online interaction as much, I have a good foundation at home.

Anyway, "maintaining an identity" is soo stressful (according to Nick). When addictions are involved, that leads to bigger problems down the line. I don't care what others do too much, I just know people can relate to her when reading here and I only think do what you need to do, just do it completely from a basis of self care. People who are prone to overshare usually have major boundary issues and can't separate their feelings from other people.