🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[MeltyTW]

Ralph woke up and decided today he'll start a day by hating Warski.
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This is pretty bad, almost like he made it himself before starting his show just now

Is this ai generated?

 

[DinnerDates]

Ralph woke up today and decided to celebrate his daughter birthday hollerin at Harry Morris.

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[Phony Chicken]

Ralph woke up today and decided to celebrate his daughter birthday hollerin at Harry Morris.
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Ralph, he'll get to see her after you die from a Xanny and booze OD and Meigh goes galloping back to him.

 

[Telemeter]

Ralph woke up today and decided to celebrate his daughter birthday hollerin at Harry Morris.
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Ralph should stop dealing in terms of eternity when he has less than 10 months left to live.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph should stop dealing in terms of eternity when he has less than 10 months left to live.

For Ralphs meager existence behind a computer monitor that does feel like an eternity to him

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

"I have 11,000 people [blocked] on Twitter right now" - Ethan Ralph

Andrew Anglin takes a jab at Ralph here. Ralph won't respond back because it's another Nick adjacent that takes a shit on Ralph and he just has to take it. It's really embarrassing (and funny) watching "tough guy" Ralph bend the knee and take the public abuse.

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[Cad an Hell]

Ralph claims Claire is planning on suing him.



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[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Ralph woke up today and decided to celebrate his daughter birthday hollerin at Harry Morris.
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Oh E-OR.

Never say "never".

 

[Telemeter]

Ralph claims Claire is planning on suing him.

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If Ralph is pre-blustering it means he's scared, like, absolutely terrified.

And Claire does have a much more solid case with a literal call to distribute porn to children made by Ralph if anyone who knows her kids got any weird messages.

 

[Freeman]

He is about due for another restraining order.

 

[etcetcetc]

the gunt splits down the middle allowing him to touch his toes. Also it's very gelatinous and doughy, Ralph isn't normal fat guy, he's eldritch horror fat.

That's one way to gain access to the memphis micro I guess.

 

[Telemeter]

That's one way to gain access to the memphis micro I guess.

That's not the half of it.

When he masturbates he just fucks the gunt's bifurcation. Few can perform the self guntjob

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph claims Claire is planning on suing him.

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Ralph you had your legal documents thrown the fuck out. You don't know the law. The law is complex enough that claiming to know it well basically makes you a sperg by default unless you're educated in it. And you're below average. Ffs you can't even remember what box to check yourself as in documents half the time.

 

[etcetcetc]

That's not the half of it.

When he masturbates he just fucks the gunt's bifurcation. Few can perform the self guntjob

So in 9 months a new ralphamale will burst forth from the gunt to continue on the frenzy. Like a snake or a bug shedding their old skin when their current form is too small to contain them.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Ralph claims Claire is planning on suing him.

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This dumbass unironically did the

 

[Truly Rural]

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[LiquidChrisRespecter]

AYO THIS NIGGA WAS GOING TO RELY ON A W*MAN TO HOUSE HIS WHITE TRASH "FAMILY" AND BE THEIR FREE AU-PAIR

 

[Malaika]

Harry shouldnt message Ralph or Amanda, nor read anything they write. They only exist to try and cause pain to paint over their own feelings of misery. Ralph will say anything and lie about everything if it causes people like Harry pain.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

That's not really a reveal, Harry revealed this months ago when he showed Amanda's mother's texts of trying to subtly help Amanda get away from Ralph by offering to buy her a home for her and rozy. Not Her, Rozy, and her rich-but-can't-afford-his-rent degenerate husband.

Mind you this is sept of 2021. Ethan wasn't welcomed in the Morris family for at least 18 months now.

 

[Elmo]

Harry shouldnt message Ralph or Amanda, nor read anything they write. They only exist to try and cause pain to paint over their own feelings of misery. Ralph will say anything and lie about everything if it causes people like Harry pain.

Disconnections are tough but it should make enough sense because eventually they'll need him way way more than the other way around. The fear that most have is that Ralph has a death wish rather than swallowing his pride and unfortunately that also means dragging down his wife and child with him because of his self-centeredness.