Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[REGENDarySumanai]

At this point I’m starting to hope that Chibi actually manages to land some kind of Hapa girlfriend for the milk it would produce. He’d probably constantly be bragging on Twitter about his “half-Japanese” girlfriend and constantly post picture comments of her.

Bold of you to assume that he could ever land a girlfriend.

 

[demicolon]

Bold of you to assume that he could ever land a girlfriend.

He landed numerous girlfriends, many underage. He's a living harem anime protagonist.

Also did you know he went to Japan?

 

[AskeDead]

even if he landed one, we already know he's too coom brained to keep it up long enough to get pussy

 

[Wonathan Joss]

even if he landed one, we already know he's too coom brained to keep it up long enough to get pussy

I mean we've seen how he talks to girls privately, based on those two leaked DMs from the catfishes he had, and it's definitely not great. Just constant self-pity and desperately trying to coerce them into swapping nudes/describing their fetishes

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

Chibi would probably make a great target for one of these e-girls. He might send them money, or at least expensive presents if he thought one of them was interested in him.

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

Chibi is apart of a twitter space call rn.
He's just sitting there in silence as his jap buddies are talking along without him.

https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1ypKddNbRYQKW?s=20

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

But wait didn't he learn Japanese? Why hasn't he made any attempts to join in on their conversation, unless... he's been slacking off on his moonrunes.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

Nonsense, all you have to do is visit a country for a week and you automatically become fluent in the native language and know everything about their culture.

 

[demicolon]

Listened to a hour of that stream, haven't heard Chibi at all.

 

[MechanicalHugbox]

At this point I’m starting to hope that Chibi actually manages to land some kind of Hapa girlfriend for the milk it would produce. He’d probably constantly be bragging on Twitter about his “half-Japanese” girlfriend and constantly post picture comments of her.

This would be autistic as hell but I was thinking about this for a second and remembered that Hapa thots are usually more unstable than Chibi himself. There is a chance of this happening under a few conditions

1. Chibi does any sort of damage control for himself. This is the main thing stopping him because he hasn't really made any attempt to damage control himself from specifically the drama last year, when he was called out for being a groomer. There is still a twitter up with his online handle and full name calling him out, which is one of the main obstacles to this as anyone who would want to latch onto him for clout will just move on for a less "damaged" target
2. He starts making actual attempts to take advantage of his clout, even if it's just for speed running fails. This honestly is one of chibis biggest mistakes because for a while he was unironically one of the bigger names in the agdq sphere, and every day he doesn't play into the meme is less momentum he has to gain an actual following. Mind you for a crazy hapa gf he doesn't actually need a massive following but he needs at least a halfway decent following of unironic fans for this to be worthwhile for them, maybe even only in the low dozens. This might sound hard but if he is able to not sperg out unless it's in character (basically just play a character on stream for maybe a few minutes at a time) and not cause drama he could maintain a following
3. Become a bigger weeb. This might sound counter intuitive but chibi actually isn't that big a weeb. Outside of Bing wahoo, kingdom hearts and maybe persona, he doesn't go out of his way to show love for that much anime media. If he actually went full weeb in a non-degen way (as in no walls full of doujins and onaholes) but just way too many anime posters and figures, that's the bread and butter of hapa influencers. It would be a marketing template for her to gain a following off of and make posts like "feeling kawaii so I dressed up like my boyfriends waifu".

This in no way would be a loving or even healthy relationship, but let's not even pretend Chibi wants that Outside of being able to say he has a gf and she's way more kawaii than yours, even if she is the most awkward looking and acting twitter thot you could imagine. This would likely end badly for chibi unless when it ends a bunch of people come out of the woodwork to specifically character assassinate this girl, chibi would probably be more of a piraiah than he is already but at least he'd get to pretend to be stuck up the 50ft vagina of some anime cosplay hapa girl for a few months.

 

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This in no way would be a loving or even healthy relationship

Is there such a thing anymore?

 

[Helmut A Ebne]

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

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He barely goes to the gym and even still whats the point when he is eating fast food probably every day since he moved in with his bro and their too autistic to make a soup. If he was building mass it would be somewhat reasonable and would show but he just looks fat in every picture he takes.

Looks like some breakdown is soon on the way usually always leads up when he starts telling how good his life is going on. This pretty much applies to everyone if they have to publicly announce something out of blue it is always the opposite answer.

>countless firends in Japan
LOL he can barely talk to people when he is sober and when he is drunk he annoys everyone around him. Plus it was a guided tour so he was with same group of people for most of the day there. If he found one person there who would talk to him it would be a miracle let alone firends.But let's face it if you say hello to him in discord you find yourself together he will consider you a friend. All these people if they even exist he found on the internet.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

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That dude has not gone to the gym for over a year, he'd have perfect abs and a cool V over his crotch if that was true but he has a god damn flubber body

 

[Falcon Sebben]

That dude has not gone to the gym for over a year, he'd have perfect abs and a cool V over his crotch if that was true but he has a god damn flubber body

Going to the gym means he probably does 3 sets of 3 reps with low weights and terrible form then admires himself in the mirror.

And he'd be a lot thinner.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

The gym? Who the hell has time for that? There are Mario Golf speedruns to do.

 

[hfuenms83]

Am I an ignorant 30yo boomer or does anyone else cringe hart when Chibi uses that children internet slang?

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Nonshit this is how my 8yo brother talks. Grown ass 32yo man.

 

[Tism the Return II]

Am I an ignorant 30yo boomer or does anyone else cringe hart when Chibi uses that children internet slang?

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Nonshit this is how my 8yo brother talks. Grown ass 32yo man.

Chibi's posts are an eternal reminder that we need a cringe reaction.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

Am I an ignorant 30yo boomer or does anyone else cringe hart when Chibi uses that children internet slang?

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Nonshit this is how my 8yo brother talks. Grown ass 32yo man.

What a fucking moron. So did he say the game was shit before even playing it? What a dipshit.