Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Broadside]

From BudDickman on the other fourm:

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Funnily enough, this is the second lolpig I know of that admitted to never wearing underwear. He also indirectly confessed to having a tiny penis. Underwear is known to compress your bulge and he claims that even without it, you cannot spot the Milwaukee Micro.

"I've never worn underwear"
What sort of brag is this?? What the fuck is wrong with you Patrick??

 

[AnOminous]

"I've never worn underwear"
What sort of brag is this?? What the fuck is wrong with you Patrick??

This means any pants he wears have skidmarks and shit smeared all over them from this fat incontinent retard sharting in them all day. It also explains why we saw his tiny faucet micropenis in that swatting video, which he somehow schizophrenically and fatly denies despite the fact it's obviously in the video.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

This means any pants he wears have skidmarks and shit smeared all over them from this fat incontinent retard sharting in them all day. It also explains why we saw his tiny faucet micropenis in that swatting video, which he somehow schizophrenically and fatly denies despite the fact it's obviously in the video.

Wrong again, child. My asshole is impeccably clean. I know this because I check down there constantly when I inhale my own farts. And no, child, you did not see my weiner. In that instant I happened to be wearing underwear, specialty Anti-SWATTing underwear to be exact. @swattybriefs needs to answer about why their product didn't work as advertised.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Funnily enough, this is the second lolpig I know of that admitted to never wearing underwear.

I’m sure I’ve read that autistics hate the feel of underwear.

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

This means any pants he wears have skidmarks and shit smeared all over them from this fat incontinent retard sharting in them all day. It also explains why we saw his tiny faucet micropenis in that swatting video, which he somehow schizophrenically and fatly denies despite the fact it's obviously in the video.

It is expensive needing to have bespoke underwear made for a man of his...uh...girth.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

I still don't know what a CHUD is. I've asked people to explain it a dozen times now, and I get a different answer every time. Some tell me its a play on Chad, some tell me its from a movie, another told me its an acronym. It's like when a kid makes up a word to insult you with because they don't know any swears. I force people like this to explain what a CHUD is to really bog down the conversation and deflate their anger.

it's also worth pointing out that it's very close to "chuddies", which is Indian English slang for male underwear

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

I’m sure I’ve read that autistics hate the feel of underwear.

Yep.Some autists just can't handle touching textured clothing, it drives them crazy. But then again, does knowing Pat and Microsoft Pat don't like underwear really give us any hint about their state of mind that a single look at their mongoloid faces doesn't?

On another note, anybody wanna bet when will Null finally give in and give us the Official Patverse subforum? I mean... the man and his orbiters are just TOO FAT to be contained in a single data center. Let alone a single forum thread!

... I know the answer is "never" because Null hates almost everything Pat-adjacent, but I was away too long and really just needed to get the fat out of my system.

(and so does Pat)

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

"I dont wear underwear, child."

Do people wear underwear over diapers?

 

[James done did it]

Infamous retired FAANG cybersecurity expert by day, vigilante blackhat hacker by night Shane Nokes apparently lives in a ghetto and goes to a homeless shelter for medical care. Maybe he'd be healthier if he wasn't prowling women's restrooms up and down the I-405 corridor looking for used diapers in the trash next to the changing tables to scarf down.

 

[Johnny Salami]

I still don't know what a CHUD is. I've asked people to explain it a dozen times now, and I get a different answer every time. Some tell me its a play on Chad, some tell me its from a movie, another told me its an acronym. It's like when a kid makes up a word to insult you with because they don't know any swears. I force people like this to explain what a CHUD is to really bog down the conversation and deflate their anger.

CHad + stUD = CHUD
Also
Chads Hating Urban Degeneracy

 

[Broadside]

The Pests are saying Pat has apparently given up replying to the aTalkers on Twitter. Wonder what's happened? He still replies to texts apparently, so I can only surmise it's some optics move maybe? (little late for that, you fat fggot)

 

[curbside2]

The Pests are saying Pat has apparently given up replying to the aTalkers on Twitter. Wonder what's happened? He still replies to texts apparently, so I can only surmise it's some optics move maybe? (little late for that, you fat fggot)
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Maybe a new lolsuit. A lawyer is maybe the only person he’d listen to.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

From BudDickman on the other fourm:

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Funnily enough, this is the second lolpig I know of that admitted to never wearing underwear. He also indirectly confessed to having a tiny penis. Underwear is known to compress your bulge and he claims that even without it, you cannot spot the Milwaukee Micro.

In the immortal words of Billy Mays: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OFFER THAT INFORMATION.

At least make him earn that information, Patrick!

Maybe a new lolsuit. A lawyer is maybe the only person he’d listen to.

"You can't sue a New Zealand agricultural forum for insulting your weight, Patrick."
"Wrong, child."

 

[Next Task]

It also explains why we saw his tiny faucet micropenis in that swatting video, which he somehow schizophrenically and fatly denies despite the fact it's obviously in the video.

In his version of events, posted before the video footage came out, he said himself that he was exposed during the incident, clearly naked under the robe.

So it's one of the many times Pat's fighting his own version of events, but being said to him by someone he hates. Technicality Tomlinson would be pointing out the blur for TV, but he just can't let the idiots win.

But isn't it about time for his next vacation with Quasi's money? It's not like he or Niki seem to do anything else.

 

[GrimPortents]

I have some very sad news:

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Don't be sad. Wherever Prison Enjoyer is now (presumably prison, as Pat was threatening), he's at least enjoying himself.

Forever in our hearts

 

[Table Country]

Forever in our hearts

And our prisons.

 

[siegemeister675]

In his version of events, posted before the video footage came out, he said himself that he was exposed during the incident, clearly naked under the robe.

So it's one of the many times Pat's fighting his own version of events, but being said to him by someone he hates. Technicality Tomlinson would be pointing out the blur for TV, but he just can't let the idiots win.

But isn't it about time for his next vacation with Quasi's money? It's not like he or Niki seem to do anything else.

I mean, whatever conclusions you want to draw, the fact is that Patrick Tomlinson is a fat faggot with bitch tits and a micropenis, and he still owes quasi $47,043.93

 

[I Just Can't Do It :(]

The Pests are saying Pat has apparently given up replying to the aTalkers on Twitter. Wonder what's happened? He still replies to texts apparently, so I can only surmise it's some optics move maybe? (little late for that, you fat fggot)
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It could be him realising that the appearence of shane the gravy seal is his golden opportunity to shake the stalker childs off his back

 

[Maude Snew]

"You can't sue a New Zealand agricultural forum for insulting your weight, Patrick."
"Wrong, child."

And he would be right. He has proven that he very much can and said proof is the lien on his wife's house.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

You can sue over anything, doesn't mean you'll win.