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Remember everyone the Ralphamale is living the dream that is why he spent a chunk of his stream crying about how much he misses the past.
đˇ Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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Lol Ralph got his feefees hurt because his mother-in-law didnât want to live with them LOL. He really doesnât handle rejection from anyone. You should explore that with a professional, sir.
Ralph! Does surprise you that nobody wants to share space with you?
You do understand there is exactly one adult on this planet that willingly lives with you and thatâs Mantsu, period. Youâre going to have to accept it buddy.
Nobody wants to share living quarters with you bro. LMAO you must know this by now. If not, prove me wrong. Find an adult woman that will live with you that isnât Mantsu. Go on.
Ralph! Does surprise you that nobody wants to share space with you?
You do understand there is exactly one adult on this planet that willingly lives with you and thatâs Mantsu, period. Youâre going to have to accept it buddy.
Nobody wants to share living quarters with you bro. LMAO you must know this by now. If not, prove me wrong. Find an adult woman that will live with you that isnât Mantsu. Go on.
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She should. Even if it goes no where it is just another thing Ralph will have to spend money on and deal with.
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His breath also wreaks used tampons according to Faith Vickers.
Bepis
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Plus then it's on record in a public document that Ethan Ralph, convicted sex offender, co-signs sending porn to kids
Well I mean beyond that even if ralph was normal what the fuck kind of thing is not wanting to move in with some random your daughters dating to be offended about?
Most people don't like nigger tier multi family housing where you have like two couples or more living together especially when you're older
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Didn't he pay for the paternity test in the end after talking shit for MONTHS about it?
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Yes kiwifarms bullied him into it, like most of the stupid decisions he makes.
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Think about how much alcohol or drugs he could have spent that money on if not for the a-logs.
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"I didn't break any [laws] in the first place lmfao!" - Ethan Ralph, convicted felon, former prison inmate and amateur lawyer
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And yet she still decided to run off with him. I'll never understand how stupid she and Meigh are.
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Ethan is the most thin-skinned bitch in the world. He makes inner city gang banging niggers seem reasonable and open to constructive criticism.
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Meigh might be ugly now, but sheâs a bit less hideous than she was at birth.
Don'tAnalizeMeBro!
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Why yes. Yes he did.
IIRC it was after he'd decided to wait for Xander to turn 18 and come and find him. Then Metokur's talking about how E-OR is a deadbeat dad and launched the merch that shamed Ralph into it.
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This family drama stuff is getting boring. It's more of the same over and over again. Harry quips, Ralph types something dumb and/or evil and ends it with an exclamation point, Vickers pisses himself to get attention. It's this over and over again.
One thing I do find kind of interesting is the difference between Ralph live on the Killstream and Ralph on Twitter. Twitter is nothing but his classic excited hollerin' but every time I've seen him on camera it's been sleepy boring xannie naps. He can type like he's yelling and acting tough all he wants but I think it's fake, my boy can't even shout and yell for real anymore. Poor Ralph.
Obscura539
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The cope is unreal. What little Ralph owns was inherited from his lunatic father. I want to reiterate that it took Ralphâs bloodline generations to accumulate the swamp and the shack. He is currently hoping he will inherit property from another family member and yet it postures as though he has a choice if he could own a house anywhere.
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Ethan Ralph doesn't own jackshit. He can't even own his shitty mistakes, he's so broke.
Ethan, your UNCLE owns the swamp. He'll give your grandmammy's house to his whore wife and step kids. You partially own the bog in Arkansas, it'd be a shame if someone reported you for the fraud you're committing by cutting your disabled brother out of his rightful half.
Taking advantage of the mentally disabled to fund your drug habit, isn't looked upon fondly, POA or no POA.
But I'm sure an asture law scholar like yourself knows such things.
You have a dwindling fan base, a flapping gunt, a benzo addiction, a mountain of debt to your name, ruined credit, 2 kids and a horse to support and zero - count them - zero prospects of digging yourself out of the hole you dug, all on your own.
There's zero win in anything but your sudden on air death. At least then you'll go out providing us with some laughs, Meigh can run a kickfundme for Rozy and Uncle Medicare can toss her a few bucks.
Ethan, your UNCLE owns the swamp. He'll give your grandmammy's house to his whore wife and step kids. You partially own the bog in Arkansas, it'd be a shame if someone reported you for the fraud you're committing by cutting your disabled brother out of his rightful half.
Taking advantage of the mentally disabled to fund your drug habit, isn't looked upon fondly, POA or no POA.
But I'm sure an asture law scholar like yourself knows such things.
You have a dwindling fan base, a flapping gunt, a benzo addiction, a mountain of debt to your name, ruined credit, 2 kids and a horse to support and zero - count them - zero prospects of digging yourself out of the hole you dug, all on your own.
There's zero win in anything but your sudden on air death. At least then you'll go out providing us with some laughs, Meigh can run a kickfundme for Rozy and Uncle Medicare can toss her a few bucks.
He doesn't even own the houses he stays in
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Centuries from now his skeleton will be unmistakably that of a rentoid.