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Shane is still looking at various threads in PG.
@KF Cruiser are you jealous of a fellow "hacker"? Don't be scared now.
@KF Cruiser are you jealous of a fellow "hacker"? Don't be scared now.
Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.
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He reminds me so much of Fatrick, a guy that has been a literal documented asshole on the Internet for his entire life, starting fights and making up lies about himself for no reason.
His spat started with ONA, but I think Shame might come to regret Kiwi Farms getting their eye on him more long-term, now that autists are digging up every bit of his embarassing Internet history…LOL.
I don’t understand, his former co-workers were laughing at him? I though Shame was highly regarded at Microsoft, even working with the Secret Service and Law Enforcement to put bullies behind bars?
@KF Cruiser any comment on this??
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I am super confused. I just went back and did a quick scan through of Daddy Cum Cannon's twitter and who the hell is he talking to? For the past day he's been smug vague posting to literally nobody. There are no likes, no retweets, no replies. There is only him. Is this guy, whom I was promised was the kind of hacker that puts Iranians to shame, really hitting F5 on the OnA forum like the gunt does to us? What would his female gunt think of him? Will she be able to look him in the eye while he remains docked in her as their belly buttons have locked together like giant, adipose suction cups?
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Looking at who else is here, contacting them and no doubt trying to create a legion of proving-ground autists.
Poor bastard doesn't know that some of the proving ground threads are honeypots to stop this very thing from happening.
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He’s talking almost exclusively to ONA forums (which I lurk). It’s bizarre to see his literally zero engagement Twitter have post after post seemingly to no one, and his tweets wouldn‘t make any sense if you don’t know ONA lore, and he provides no context for the public LOL.
I guess he’s too chicken shit to just make an account on either site and talk like a normal person.
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Wow Shane it's almost like you're just an insufferable cunt and everyone who comes into contact with you immediately notices it!
They aren't being mean Shane, they're just calling out your weird behaviour online.
Hint: if everyone keeps calling you the same names, maybe pay attention as to why.
It's hilarious and horrifying how there are so many people out there who are one internet spat away from total psychological meltdown. Being laughed at is all it takes for these fragile fucks to completely break. No wonder they're on the side of government censorship and believe in "hate speech". Fucking insanity.
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Bend over motherfucker!
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Are are we heading for #DropKiwiFarms2 PG boogaloo?
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Aphasia definitely is a real condition. To my understanding, it generally arises as a result of severe brain damage. Based on the rest of Daddy Cum Cannon's behavior, there's a good chance he isn't lying.
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How did you know his babysitter was a plush chicken that fact was never disclosed to the public? Wait for the knock.
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You're too young to remember when Null had the world filter setup for retarded - exceptional or something like that, brilliant stuff.
I cannot see "exceptional" anymore without just replacing it with retarded; and there's an "exceptional child" thing at the local school. I die laughing every time I see it and then get hungry for pepperoni for some reason.
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Literally a roadside stand for boiled peanuts if my memory is correct.
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Boiled? That's disgusting. Maybe we deserve prison. Or worse. British citizenship.
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Has anyone posted these yet? This fucking lunatic has been running the same schtick for 21+ years.
From a thread on Rage3D, some kind of computer hardware forum polling if they should ban him. Check the join date, the post count, and the post date:
Spoiler: They banned him.
Also this entry from Urban Dictionary, which pre-dates his time working at Microsoft:
Its amazing he didn't already have a thread.
From a thread on Rage3D, some kind of computer hardware forum polling if they should ban him. Check the join date, the post count, and the post date:
Spoiler: They banned him.
Also this entry from Urban Dictionary, which pre-dates his time working at Microsoft:
Its amazing he didn't already have a thread.
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He's even more brazen than Pat at denying he's overweight. He claims his BMI is under 25. There's no way he's this out of touch with reality, right?
"My BMI is 24.2%"
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"I'm still 6' 220lbs with BMI of 24.2"
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"I weigh 220lbs at 6ft with a BMI of 24.2. Overweight starts at 25."
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"I'm 6' & weigh 217lbs with a BMI of 23%"
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even if we were to accept his ridiculous 220lbs claim at face value that puts him on the brink of obesity (1 pound away) and 41 pounds too heavy for the BMI of 24.2 he claims. From the CDC BMI calculator
or his BMI is 36.8 if we take the much more believable 271lbs figure he used on reddit in 2021. 50 pounds past the obesity threshold.
how does someone with college-level math skills at age 9 fuck up this simple formula so badly? Why does he think it's a percentage? percentage of what?
what I'm trying to say is that he's fat fucking retard.
"My BMI is 24.2%"
archived
"I'm still 6' 220lbs with BMI of 24.2"
archvied
"I weigh 220lbs at 6ft with a BMI of 24.2. Overweight starts at 25."
archived
"I'm 6' & weigh 217lbs with a BMI of 23%"
archived
even if we were to accept his ridiculous 220lbs claim at face value that puts him on the brink of obesity (1 pound away) and 41 pounds too heavy for the BMI of 24.2 he claims. From the CDC BMI calculator
or his BMI is 36.8 if we take the much more believable 271lbs figure he used on reddit in 2021. 50 pounds past the obesity threshold.
how does someone with college-level math skills at age 9 fuck up this simple formula so badly? Why does he think it's a percentage? percentage of what?
what I'm trying to say is that he's fat fucking retard.
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Jesus christ allmighty! Not even twitter troons have that ratio
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He mentions a "standard baseline," like maybe he... thinks BMI has to be adjusted per individual and isn't a simple height/weight calculation? Like Randy Marsh's dick size formula or something?
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Now that Shane has fearfully stopping oinking and threatening to super-hack everyone, since he got some pushback and got embarassed, I’m going to get a little political for a sec, forgive me in advance.
Shane is an example of the kind of leftists that bother me the most. He shits on Christians, conservatives, etc. for supposedly being small-minded, ignorant, dumb people who only stand in the way of progress.
Yet look at his life. No wonder this obese load votes leftist. He literally contributes nothing of value, whatsoever, to society. He barely worked for a few years, then from the sounds of it got fired for being a shit employee and some weird drama, probably related to his autistic online wars going on for 20+ years.
Now he’s on some kind of disability insurance , mooches off the taxpayer full-time, sits on his fat ass and smugly shits on people online on my fucking dime while stuffing his fat face. His “Gamer Rig” was paid for by every working-class American. Of course he’ll vote for whoever will give him the most gibs.
This guy has no work ethic and essentially is a parasite. Yet he’ll act like he holds some principled position based in morality, rather than greed and laziness. Same goes for his stereotypically foul lifestyle - talking down to others for not practicing “ethical non-monogamy” and whatever other degenerate, relationship-destroying idiocy comes down the progressive sexual pipeline. And, of course, I know about his sex life because he has to talk about it all the fucking time.
He’s also clearly a midwit, like so many leftists and like Fatrick. Smart enough to recite a few lines someone else wrote, too dumb to disagree with themselves. I’d almost prefer someone who was purely stupid. At least they’d have a simple charm to them. There’s nothing worse than some asshole who loves the smell of their own midwit farts.
Finally, the way Shane gets discovered - defending some other leftist exactly like him, based on nothing except someone on his “team” using the right buzzwords. Then he takes it to the next level and attacks the fucking guy trying to expose pedophiles, Justin. Assuming he must be in the wrong because he doesn’t toe the party line. Then has the balls to call everyone else Pedophiles like he wasn’t just defending some. Fucking dumb faggot.
He’s an amalgomation of everything I despise in modern American Leftists. Non-contributing, lazy, aggressive, midwit, wanting gibs, mindless attack dog for progressive politics, loudly sexually degenerate, boundlessly and baselessly confident in his own retarded ideas and talks down to people with different beliefs.
He’s just a big fat faggot who rubs me just the wrong way. Now his gay super-hacking LARP is exposed and he’s clammed up like a turtle. What a fucking pussy Shame Porks is.
Sorry for the rant, but sometimes you just gotta fawking say what you wanna say. Looking forward to seeing more embarassing leaks showcasing Shane’s decades of retardation.
Shane is an example of the kind of leftists that bother me the most. He shits on Christians, conservatives, etc. for supposedly being small-minded, ignorant, dumb people who only stand in the way of progress.
Yet look at his life. No wonder this obese load votes leftist. He literally contributes nothing of value, whatsoever, to society. He barely worked for a few years, then from the sounds of it got fired for being a shit employee and some weird drama, probably related to his autistic online wars going on for 20+ years.
Now he’s on some kind of disability insurance , mooches off the taxpayer full-time, sits on his fat ass and smugly shits on people online on my fucking dime while stuffing his fat face. His “Gamer Rig” was paid for by every working-class American. Of course he’ll vote for whoever will give him the most gibs.
This guy has no work ethic and essentially is a parasite. Yet he’ll act like he holds some principled position based in morality, rather than greed and laziness. Same goes for his stereotypically foul lifestyle - talking down to others for not practicing “ethical non-monogamy” and whatever other degenerate, relationship-destroying idiocy comes down the progressive sexual pipeline. And, of course, I know about his sex life because he has to talk about it all the fucking time.
He’s also clearly a midwit, like so many leftists and like Fatrick. Smart enough to recite a few lines someone else wrote, too dumb to disagree with themselves. I’d almost prefer someone who was purely stupid. At least they’d have a simple charm to them. There’s nothing worse than some asshole who loves the smell of their own midwit farts.
Finally, the way Shane gets discovered - defending some other leftist exactly like him, based on nothing except someone on his “team” using the right buzzwords. Then he takes it to the next level and attacks the fucking guy trying to expose pedophiles, Justin. Assuming he must be in the wrong because he doesn’t toe the party line. Then has the balls to call everyone else Pedophiles like he wasn’t just defending some. Fucking dumb faggot.
He’s an amalgomation of everything I despise in modern American Leftists. Non-contributing, lazy, aggressive, midwit, wanting gibs, mindless attack dog for progressive politics, loudly sexually degenerate, boundlessly and baselessly confident in his own retarded ideas and talks down to people with different beliefs.
He’s just a big fat faggot who rubs me just the wrong way. Now his gay super-hacking LARP is exposed and he’s clammed up like a turtle. What a fucking pussy Shame Porks is.
Sorry for the rant, but sometimes you just gotta fawking say what you wanna say. Looking forward to seeing more embarassing leaks showcasing Shane’s decades of retardation.
