Would you touch your grandpa’s naked penis with your bare hand in order to give him superpowers?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

He gets superpowers, you don’t. He’s not allowed to use his powers to help you with anything.

 

[DankSmoker]

Yeah why not, but I'm pretty sure he's a skeleton by now.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

No. Fuck no.

 

[JethroTullamore]

What kind of superpowers?
I mean if I only have to give it a little tap, I guess so, but I’m not gonna jerk him off or anything.

 

[MrTroll]

No, but I'd help my uncle Jack off a horse.

 

[Foghotten]

fuck no

he's a filthy commie

 

[Day Drinking]

My grandfather air dropped behind Nazi lines and charted artillery and anti aircraft positions for the Allies. Then he did the same thing in Korea, where he almost lost his feet.

He was already a hero.

 

[Psyduck]

fuck yeah i would, super hero grandpa better not forget who jerked him into superhumandom when he writes that will

 

[Rozzy]

OP, is that what your grandpa told you to do as a kid?
You should report him to the feds.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

grandpa was cool but I'm not sure he would use his superpowers for good. but I'm also not sure that's a deal breaker. anyway I touched his cock all the time so if this scenario was true the ship would have sailed long ago.

 

[Feefee81093]

Lmmfao where do you come up with this shit?

 

[Lokenstien]

I always wondered why grampa always said not getting caught was his superpower. Too bad he died in a river accident a couple of years later. Who knew that a small Midwest river could break nearly every bone in your body? Crazy world we live in.

 

[jejune]

fuck no

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

He can't help me with anything but that doesn't mean he can't help our family with anything, which will indirectly benefit me greatly, so yes. We'll "they'll" take over the world.

 

[Leftists=Pedophiles]

Only if he promises to use them for good.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

If ny name was Crystal, and ny Grandfather's name was Bob Chandler, then yes. It wouldn't be that much of a difference already being exposed to my mother Christine's penis.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

If ny name was Crystal, and ny Grandfather's name was Bob Chandler, then yes. It wouldn't be that much of a difference already being exposed to my mother Christine's penis.

 

[Moths]

Is his super power being rich?

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

My grandfather air dropped behind Nazi lines and charted artillery and anti aircraft positions for the Allies. Then he did the same thing in Korea, where he almost lost his feet.

He was already a hero.

No one is saying your grandfather wasn't a hero, in fact heroics aren't even in consideration. The question here is would you yank grandpa's crank to give him laser vision or something. What your grandfather does with that is outside the scope of the conversation, so be it heroic or villainous.

 

[Day Drinking]

No one is saying your grandfather wasn't a hero, in fact heroics aren't even in consideration. The question here is would you yank grandpa's crank to give him laser vision or something. What your grandfather does with that is outside the scope of the conversation, so be it heroic or villainous.

Some people need things spelled out for them.

The answer is yes. I'd floss my teeth with his pubic hair for good measure.