The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[behindyourightnow]

I think the collapse fantasy maybe gives an otherwise upsetting and dull life a serious, important flavor. Also perhaps an escape hatch for men (and men pretending to be women) from far left urban culture that tends to see toxic masculinity everywhere. This way they can still be good allies but their stereotypical male interests are okay again because now they’re in service of bashing the fash.

I think it's also a reaction to something that's developed especially in online leftist circles, which is this kind of performative cynicism and lack of hope for the future. I sperged a bit about it here in terms of how it relates to gender.

Expressing any kind of positive emotion about the future of society is cringe in these circles now, and can get you ostracized if you do it too much. The only "valid" opinion is that society is doomed and the planet is burning and fascists are about to kill us all. So one of the only acceptable outlets for young men's fantasies and plans about the future is revolutionary LARPing.

No wonder that type latched onto the TUR so much. Unlike right-wing revolutionary LARPers, they can't even fantasize about settling down in an off-grid homestead and raising kids, because that's fascist and heteronormative. All that's left is the idea of non-hierarchical anarchist furry communes, and the TUR handed them an example of that.

 

[retard strength]

Yeah I'm betting Penis saw it on the side of the road or stole it from a Goodwill dumpster and used them to get a disappointing handy from Kevin

Kevin would never spend that kind of energy, especially on something that doesn't benefit him directly, and especially on the Mixxus.

 

[Fornicario]

Tbf, even if he's not into collecting them in the same way as his plastic crap, Kevin is into the whole 'bratty little uwu' shit, isn't he? Plush toys seem like they're a prop for that more than anything.

His whole life is a prop. He's deluded himself into believing he's a boudoir Baroness holding court on Twitter while fending off the "unwanted" advances of the Great Unwashed. To be fair though, we are talking about a subset of society that believes genitals are props to be reassembled or replaced as desired.

 

[Niggerphobe]

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Earl photographed moments before storming Alpacawitz to free prisoners from concentration camp, February 7, 2023(colorized)

Reboot Alvin but they are alpaca’s and it’s the first movie all over again

 

[Asian tech support]

That’s why he is an insane Eunuch.

His kids are going to need a looooooot of therapy.

I think one of his kids trooned too so you can count on that one not getting any therapy. Shame Phil didn't take a hot knife to his balls before shooting out those defects.

 

[General Disarray]

I'm of a mind that those beanies belong to Penny's parents even though it would seem they are not residing on the property just because a) they can't be coomed over (please, no); b) they're an "old people's" game (grandmas all over the country were hoarding these things when they were in vogue) and most importantly c) they are clean.

Just my first impression from the photo. Plus the fact that he's never really spoken of them before. Kev is so addicted to social media he knows he'll be taking photos of the place, and Penny's folks probably have a "no touchy" rule about their things they're keeping in the home (if they're residing elsewhere) so Amhole might as well co-op them as his own, head off any questions about their presence in the future.

 

[stupid frog]

We make a lot of hay from the negatives of Phil being a lazy irresponsible piece of shit, but it's kind of a silver lining that Phil seems to have no desire to ever see his children again.

At least one of them is a tranny, and was there when they "installed" the death stairs iirc.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

I think it's also a reaction to something that's developed especially in online leftist circles, which is this kind of performative cynicism and lack of hope for the future. I sperged a bit about it here in terms of how it relates to gender.

Expressing any kind of positive emotion about the future of society is cringe in these circles now, and can get you ostracized if you do it too much. The only "valid" opinion is that society is doomed and the planet is burning and fascists are about to kill us all. So one of the only acceptable outlets for young men's fantasies and plans about the future is revolutionary LARPing.

No wonder that type latched onto the TUR so much. Unlike right-wing revolutionary LARPers, they can't even fantasize about settling down in an off-grid homestead and raising kids, because that's fascist and heteronormative. All that's left is the idea of non-hierarchical anarchist furry communes, and the TUR handed them an example of that.

I disagree that it's an exclusively leftist phenomenon. The siege culture and tempel ov blood hardcore fascist accelerationists have a similar profile, even if their politics are on the opposite end of the horseshoe: they're disaffected, working menial jobs and living on the fringes of mainstream culture and/or severely mentally unwell to the point where they struggle to maintain normal relationships.

I don't think there's any great mystery to it. If you own property, have a good job where you're respected, and you have strong family, friendships and romantic relationships, you're much less likely to feel like society is totally doomed, and you're much more motivated to resolve the problems you do see in society from within, rather than burning it all down. It's only the losers in current society with any real appetite for accelerating its decline. The ideology they choose to explain why society is shit is more or less window dressing.

 

[Richard Cheese]

At least one of them is a tranny, and was there when they "installed" the death stairs iirc.

Phil and his ex started trooning their daughter when she was four. It's a Jazz Jennings situation, sadly. His daughter was born during his time in the army (2002-2007) so she's somewhere between 15 and 21 years old. I hope her mom woke up at some point and stopped the troon train before it was too late. Source:

In regards to his second child: “I had one sexual encounter during my time in the military and directly after, this resulted in my second son, who brought me out of my haze but moved away shortly after his birth“ who, by the way is actually his daughter: “He was assigned female at birth but at four began his transition, in him I would see the growth of time. He will never suffer like me, not for one day will he be disallowed himself or be made to feel the odd man out. I am so very, very proud of him.”

 

[pirate holiday]

I’ve been following this thread since the beginning, but I may have missed something.
The tranch was up to around 200 alpaca at one point. If you take away the 50 or so that they buried (RIP) and the 10 they took to Penny’s parent’s house, where the hell are the other 150+ alpaca?

I know Bonnie mentioned attempts to “rehome” them, but I haven’t seen any tweets from him about that. It would take a lot of work to make this happen, so he would definitely brag about this if he’d managed it.

If they haven’t been rehomed, they must still be at the tranch. If so, who is looking after them, Fedposter? If he’s there, how did all the “squatters” get in to wreck the place? If he’s not there, then who is feeding the alpaca?

Sorry for the spergout. Just really hoping there are posts I missed that show we aren’t going to hear about another load of dead animals soon.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Short answer is that they're all in a shallow mass grave at the (former) Tranch.

 

[quackrock]

Short answer is that they're all in a shallow mass grave at the (former) Tranch.

I think this is probably true, but in the interest of factual accuracy I'm reserving judgement until we see the alpaca remains. I'm new to the Tranch saga but I know that troons lie, and they especially lie about those they've fallen out with. "Bonnie" is no different and he clearly has an axe to grind.

If proof of Total Alpaca Death was posted already, please hit me with clocks and a link to the source.

 

[Oxyjen]

I think this is probably true, but in the interest of factual accuracy I'm reserving judgement until we see the alpaca remains. I'm new to the Tranch saga but I know that troons lie, and they especially lie about those they've fallen out with. "Bonnie" is no different and he clearly has an axe to grind.

If proof of Total Alpaca Death was posted already, please hit me with clocks and a link to the source.

We don’t know. Bonnie has claimed he personally helped bury some number (40 was it?) back when he was co-leader. This doesn’t sound like a lie, and hasn’t been denied either.

The other 100+ paca that are unaccounted for, plus the other animals, there’s no claims or explanations about those either way afaik.

Without evidence we can only guess, mine is that the ones in best condition will have been given away, or back to wherever they came from, some killed and given to the wolf sanctuary, and maybe some buried on site.

The argument against them being buried is the practicality of it. At the time they left the ranch there was really only penny and J who could wield a shovel, the dirt would be hard packed and frozen solid, and the only equipment they had was a tractor with a front loader (no use for digging). Even burying one animal that size would be a hell of a chore, and these guys are not known for hard work.

Bonnie has gone quiet again so there’s no knowing if he’s even been up there to deal with anything himself. But if there’s evidence of mass alpacicide, I suspect he would share it.

 

[Imposteroak]

I’ve been following this thread since the beginning, but I may have missed something.
The tranch was up to around 200 alpaca at one point. If you take away the 50 or so that they buried (RIP) and the 10 they took to Penny’s parent’s house, where the hell are the other 150+ alpaca?

I know Bonnie mentioned attempts to “rehome” them, but I haven’t seen any tweets from him about that. It would take a lot of work to make this happen, so he would definitely brag about this if he’d managed it.

If they haven’t been rehomed, they must still be at the tranch. If so, who is looking after them, Fedposter? If he’s there, how did all the “squatters” get in to wreck the place? If he’s not there, then who is feeding the alpaca?

Sorry for the spergout. Just really hoping there are posts I missed that show we aren’t going to hear about another load of dead animals soon.

You have missed nothing. Paul is keeping quiet because he knows that getting into the details will not help his current sympathy campaign and Phil likewise has revealed nothing outside of the vids showing a handful of livestock. Expect that both sides will only give further comment after a lot of badgering and whatever is gleamed from that to be dodgy. I would be skeptical of anything outside an actual investigation by a third party.

In short, who knows?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I disagree that it's an exclusively leftist phenomenon. The siege culture and tempel ov blood hardcore fascist accelerationists have a similar profile, even if their politics are on the opposite end of the horseshoe: they're disaffected, working menial jobs and living on the fringes of mainstream culture and/or severely mentally unwell to the point where they struggle to maintain normal relationships.

it's a core tenent of classical liberalism, and even the rightoids are just right-wing liberals.

liberalism is perfect and cannot be wrong in any particular, so if things aren't working out it's because we need revolution, which means that the current system must be unsavable.

the liberal cannot deal with their desires in anyway being contradicted or prohibited by society at large, even if said society is as liberal as they come

 

[Aunt Carol]

I would be skeptical of anything outside an actual investigation by a third party.

For that matter, when are we going to get the results of that real-deal veterinarian's alpaca necropsy that was totally happening, you know, on the one that was poisoned by CHUDs?

@Alpaca Autopsy Expert ??

 

[Schatzi Katze]

I’ve been following this thread since the beginning, but I may have missed something.
The tranch was up to around 200 alpaca at one point. If you take away the 50 or so that they buried (RIP) and the 10 they took to Penny’s parent’s house, where the hell are the other 150+ alpaca?

I know Bonnie mentioned attempts to “rehome” them, but I haven’t seen any tweets from him about that. It would take a lot of work to make this happen, so he would definitely brag about this if he’d managed it.

If they haven’t been rehomed, they must still be at the tranch. If so, who is looking after them, Fedposter? If he’s there, how did all the “squatters” get in to wreck the place? If he’s not there, then who is feeding the alpaca?

Sorry for the spergout. Just really hoping there are posts I missed that show we aren’t going to hear about another load of dead animals soon.

That wolf sanctuary is now stocked up on frozen alpaca chunks for a couple years.

Half joking aside, as Imposteroak said there's no way to know for sure right now as both camps seem to be keeping surprisingly quiet about it. I'm actually kind of amused that even the other trans are FINALLY getting suspicious and asking these questions as well. Whatever happened, though, it couldn't have been good or else Penny would have been plastering photos of them all over social media selflessly giving away the herd to some poor queer farmer in need or some shit like they did with the Lakota grift. The silence is truly damning.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

...both camps seem to be keeping surprisingly quiet about it. I'm actually kind of amused that even the other trans are FINALLY getting suspicious and asking these questions as well. Whatever happened, though, it couldn't have been good or else Penny would have been plastering photos of them all over social media selflessly giving away the herd to some poor queer farmer in need or some shit like they did with the Lakota grift. The silence is truly damning.

What makes it funny in my eyes is that it wasn't the Kiwi Farms, Donald Trump, or the Elusive Earl that caused this radio silence. It was the drama, the mutual betrayal, and above all the realization that actual lawyers (and maybe the government) are being pulled into this.

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

I’ve been following this thread since the beginning, but I may have missed something.
The tranch was up to around 200 alpaca at one point. If you take away the 50 or so that they buried (RIP) and the 10 they took to Penny’s parent’s house, where the hell are the other 150+ alpaca?

I know Bonnie mentioned attempts to “rehome” them, but I haven’t seen any tweets from him about that. It would take a lot of work to make this happen, so he would definitely brag about this if he’d managed it.

If they haven’t been rehomed, they must still be at the tranch. If so, who is looking after them, Fedposter? If he’s there, how did all the “squatters” get in to wreck the place? If he’s not there, then who is feeding the alpaca?

Sorry for the spergout. Just really hoping there are posts I missed that show we aren’t going to hear about another load of dead animals soon.

I think there's a good possibility that Bonnie knows there's more dead alpaca than he said there was. I think his choice of words were very deliberate. He said he "personally" helped bury 30-50 but he's never mentioned a total amount dead, and I think he's gotta be doing that on purpose. He knows the real number is indefensible so they're hoping nobody ever asks for a total lol

 

[AMHOLIO]

He knows the real number is indefensible so they're hoping nobody ever asks for a total lol

>Implying that he possibly thought 30-50 dead farm animals out of ~200 was defensible at all