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Dialysis is to remove excess fluid, fluid that your embattled kidneys can't.
It'd be like being put on a ventilator because you don't have hayfever.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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It'd be like being put on a ventilator because you don't have hayfever.
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Yeah counter point and I don't disagree he's reading here and he's got fucked up eyes. Lucas is still mentally a kid and probably stole those shades from a lost and found and thinks he looks like a badass in them, cool enough that he will wear them 24/7.
With Lucas it could be just that, or a combo. Either way worse case, he's a very sickly man. A very fat sickly pedophile of a man.
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"I'm a volcel" cries Lucas who is known for constantly trying to get laid and crying about how he wants to get laid but da ebul gen-zeee flatbills keep stealing all the puss-puss.
Trying and failing to get laid is a major tenant of his personality.
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His hair is more gray like every time he posts pics. Hard to believe that decrepit looking old fart is only in his 40's. I've seen legitimate elderly people that look younger, healthier, and full of life than him. Funny to look at pics of him from just a year or two ago where his bloated manic unmedicated ass was actually healthier somehow back then.
I wish we could just get one last epic chimpout before he finally kicks the bucket. Come on fatty, for old time's sake.
I wish we could just get one last epic chimpout before he finally kicks the bucket. Come on fatty, for old time's sake.
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"Chicken thighs done right". Chef Lucas appears to have cooked something properly for once.
WonderWino
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Knowing lucas they're probably half raw and left on the counter to thaw overnight and probably cross contaminated a bunch of other shit as lucas likes to do with chicken
Speaking of leaving things out overnight did he even say what that shit he took a picture of the other day talking about what it might be actually was?
Stinkyboy
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I concur. The juices aren’t running clear enough.
They don’t look deep fried, so that’s blood tainted water leaking out
I guarantee the bones are so red they’re almost purple
They don’t look deep fried, so that’s blood tainted water leaking out
I guarantee the bones are so red they’re almost purple
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I'll give him this. It looks okay.
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I could just be autistic, but I really appreciate the camera angle on this one. Either he flipped the image or he was completely over the plate to get that pic.
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Got some new posts from Lolcow Lucas Werner, taken from the "Lucas Werner Brokeposting page". Trick you into getting a job? The worthless cow! We have to pay to support the fat autist. Refuses to work. Total dead weight and a burden on society, that Lucas Werner is. And his mother has the audacity to fuck off to Mexico and let the US taxpayers provide for her bovine son!
WonderWino
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Because of course lucas has the audacity, narcissism and lack of self awareness to accuse somebody else of being a lunatic. Considering his history as a roommate he shouldn't be pointing fingers. That said what the fuck is he even talking about? He seriously thinks every job is going to be automated? That isn't how it works and is nowhere near feasible at this point. Even if it were that doesn't justify paying lucas to 'freely explore what it means to be human' (read: lay naked on a bed stuffing himself with takeout food multiple times a day) Even for lucas that was a weird statement and sounds like he's trying to sound smart by quoting something data would say. Same with his 'should not be above the discourse' he's trying to talk like he imagines smart people do and it only makes him sound like a pretentious nutcase. He's starting to sound like a low iq medieval aristocrat looking down on the peasants and trying to sound important. Not surprising really as lucas gets off on any tiny ability to lord anything over anybody and make himself feel superior. He does it all the time with the other hobos. With an attitude like that its no wonder he gets run out of so many parts of town. In tons of places he'd have gotten his ass beat or killed for that kind of behavior, it certainly would have gotten him into serious shit before long in LA
Fatal Walter
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Yeah, was the past 20+ years of not working not enough time to explore what it means to be human? Of all the people to complain that working takes up too much time.
WonderWino
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Lucas is starting to remind me of that old commercial with the buddhist monk that spent years in isolation contemplating how they got the caramel into caramilk bars and then when told theres a new type of bar he panics and goes back to trying to figure out the new version. Its very lucas tier and alot like how his one track mind works. By his own admission lucas can't concentrate on more than one thing at a time and has to use all his brainpower to do simple shit. Just look at how he admits his mother used to distract him from uncomfortable conversations by bringing up food
So I can totally see it taking 20+ years to figure something like that out....only to get distracted when the roommate brings up the fact the mailman dropped a bunch of fliers for the new giant steaks at clinkerdagger and have to start over again
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If the chicken were prepared by anyone else, we wouldn't bat an eye at it.
But because it was made by Lucas "Toasterbortion" Werner, our better sense of judgement knows that going by the track record, statistically speaking there has got to be something wrong with that chicken.
But because it was made by Lucas "Toasterbortion" Werner, our better sense of judgement knows that going by the track record, statistically speaking there has got to be something wrong with that chicken.
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The fact Lucas can cook chicken properly when compared to Jack Scalfani is genuinely shocking.
How the fuck aren't these zoomer baes lining up to have such Michelin tier cooking?
Yes this is sarcasm.
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$1260? He is living in a subsidized apartment. His SSI payment is a little over $900 a month. The apartment intercepts over half of that to pay for his apartment. It isn't a flex at all. Dude is 43 years old. He has no idea how the world works. He really thinks he is in an impressive situation.
He brought up the Elk Kingdom again. Hope he starts doing that more. And he can try to get his roommate kicked out again. Eventually if he goes through too many roommates the social services agency is gonna figure out that he is the problem and then he could be back living at the bus station. Also, if another roommate leaves, then the social services agency will just move another sped in. He will NOT get to stay in that place by himself. No way.
The cow does not do well with roommates, he demonstrates this time and time again. He had a good thing at the fart box, but he had to act autistic and exceptional and get himself evicted. It is amazing that the social workers keep finding the cow new housing after he ruins chance after chance.
WonderWino
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The idea of lucas trying to farm and be self sufficient is hilarious. Can you imagine lucas trying to do anything as labor intensive as farming? He breathes like darth vader sitting still while typing on his phone ffs. Lucas has no idea what farming involves or how hard of a life it is, and lacks the self awareness to realize it or he wouldn't say things like that publicly. Hell lucas isn't even self sufficient enough to buy shoes, a proper jacket or proper winter clothing and depends on homeless shelters when hes inevitably kicked out of his fartboxes
also its weird he's suddenly being so exact with his 11.73 acres. What about the other 0.27 acres? Did king roy bestow a royal duchy on prince shawn or did lucas in an angry jealous mania look up the property report on the internet?. and holy shit at lucas thinking a $1260/month apartment is a flex. Yeah such a flex it includes a mentally ill roommate, gets paid for by his government tardbux and belongs to and is an extension of a nursing home. But go on lucas, flex on how you live in a nursing home with a crazy person and aren't even trusted to pay for the apartment yourself so its taken out automatically (because we all know if they gave him the money directly so he could pay bills like a big boy he'd immediately blow it on food, booze and weed, get kicked out and be back on the street in a day)
and lucas being the constant manipulative twit he is is likely already trying to come up with a way to get the new roommate out. We all know lucas's mindset. He wants to have the apartment to himself, he does not play well with roommates and never has and he thinks that if he gets enough of them kicked out the staff with shrug and leave him alone to his own devices and let him have the apartment. What he is too stupid to realize is behavior like that paints him as the problem not them. Whats that saying - when everyone else is the problem the problem is you. Creating a pattern of getting roommates kicked out will be more likely to get him into shit and get him booted out than them. Lucas forgets there is a long waiting list for places like his and he's only worth dealing with up to a point. If he causes problems he'll be the one out on his ass sooner or later. Which assuming he doesn't drop dead soon, he will be eventually. He always finds a way to fuck it up for himself and if anything this is just an extension of that. He probably thinks he's being clever and some kind of manipulative mastermind. I wouldn't be surprised if he looks for things he can exploit mental issues wise and then plays on that and says or does shit to deliberately fuck with his roommates to try to set them off, so he can call the manager and try to get them kicked out. Its his new version of bouncing the stairs
and the funny thing is lucas points out that the new guy is his previous roommate but never stops to think what it says about him that the guy stopped wanting to be his roommate and wanted out the first time. I bet he wasn't too happy being put back with the wern. It also implies mallon place knows lucas is a trouble maker by putting as few residents as possible into a living situation with him and preferring someone who already has experience with him
and holy shit at saying someone else gave off bad vibes. This coming from a guy who put literal free candy signs out for underage girls and flew to LA to meet a 16 year old and went full TCAP when confronted with it. Somebody was sure giving off bad vibes but it wasn't the roommate. One has to wonder what the former roommate would have to say about lucas and what living with him is like
Yeah exactlyDa Dude123 said:
Indeed. Thats the part I doubt lucas really understands. He likely thinks that if enough roommates get the boot they'll have to give up and let him keep the apartment to himself when the exact opposite is true. It just shows lucas is a problem and one they clearly aren't capable of dealing with so the solution is to get rid of him and replace him with two residents who won't cause problems. At this point he'll either die there before too long or keep trying to pull shit with roommates until they have enough of it and get rid of him for being disruptive and causing problemsDa Dude123 said:
Indeed. and this is literally the bottom of the barrel for him, he can't get standard housing in spokane anymore with his being on the do not rent list and only got this one because he was injured, has poor health and was very lucky a space was available. If he gets kicked out there isn't anything else for him except the street or shelters for however long they'll put up with him. His health is too shit to live the way he was on the street so if he gets the boot it'll be a fairly rapid decline I suspectDa Dude123 said:
and I suspect his latest manipulative behavior regarding his roommates is something he's been doing for a long time on some level, though more about getting his way than actually getting them kicked out for obvious financial reasons relating to rent. I'd say its a big part of why nobody wanted anything to do with him, clearly distrusted him and was wary of him when he did things like 'joke' about blowing loads in the food with the 'lesbian roommates' lucas has a very obvious common thread of behavior that follows him into every roommate situation. One he tends to out himself on without realizing it. If he were higher functioning and a little less stupid I suspect he'd either be a con man or petty criminal and probably would have been in jail a few times or even have done a stretch or two in prison by now. Especially with his low impulse control
TractorGirl
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Let’s imagine in an alternate reality that Lucas did manage to get onto daddy’s block and live self sufficiently, that would mean growing and eating vegetables. He couldn’t survive on something that’s not out of a can smothered in faux cheese and whatever other abortions he can come up with.
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