i dont even know if he has a skelton or rather a series of gunted fluid bladders that provide locomotion and posture.
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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A 5'1'' one, to be precise.
Sumptinsfuckey
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5'0 by now. Between his diet, weight and age I guarantee you he's lost at least an inch due to spinal compression.
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He's also slightly stooped at all times because of the unrelenting shittiness of his life. He reads 4'11".
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He's probably lost an inch from the Memphis Micro too. He may actually have a vagina at this point.
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Behind the bifurcated gunt flaps is a neo vagina that was formed from all the estrogen produced in Ethans body from being so fat. This explains how Rozy was born, considering how there's more evidence of Meigh being a man then there is a woman. This also aligns with why the baby is fed formula instead of breastmilk, because the only place Rozy could get Troo & Honest breastmilk is from Ethan's quadrouble tits, which we all know is tainted with traces of opiates and alcohol, something even Mantsu knows is too harmful for his hellspawns consumption.
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Ralph streamed himself in a bar between court cases. Complete wetbrain hours.
He's going to be shocked when someone breaks the news to him that taking Xanax and smoking weed means he isn't sober.
He's going to be shocked when someone breaks the news to him that taking Xanax and smoking weed means he isn't sober.
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i still cant believe were even still on this faking sobriety shit. no one believes it. literally no one. i think if you asked ali fucking jamal off the record hed legit know ralph has zero intention of sobering up. just go back to "ah dont even need to be sober gaylawg" openess. that was at least honest and not cowardly and pitifully inept.
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If you have to qualify your sobriety with "X substance doesn't count" or "I'm replacing Y vice with coffee" then you've already failed.
Also, imagine Ralph quitting alcohol and anti-depressants without medical supervision.
Also, imagine Ralph quitting alcohol and anti-depressants without medical supervision.
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Of people classed as "heavy drinkers" 50% can quit drinking with no withdrawal symptoms. 48% experience minor withdrawal symptoms, such as light tremors or minor panic attacks, but can stop with no medical supervision. 1-2% will experience full blown Delirium Tremens and must seek medical care or risk dying. I believe genetics play a large role in wether you get DTs or not.
Anecdotally, I knew someone who drank a 1/4 gallon of whiskey in the evenings, every day, for nearly 20 years. He was forced to quit one day and experienced no withdraw symptoms at all.
Edit: This is not medical advice and I am not a doctor
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How is it a jab at Ralph?
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"My little Rozy just wanted to stuff some pesos down some mexican stripper's bra, ain't nothin wrong bout that. Haha"
Its nice of Ralph to show Rozy what's likely to be her future vocation, should things not improve.
The way that Ralph documents Rozys fucked upbringing will haunt that poor kids life forever, every abusive moment with Meigh, the times he called her profanities, the Whale Gunting tape, etc.
All in a perfect time capsule.
Kensington
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Absolutely this has happened to Ralph. I'm not a fatty like him and I've lost a half inch already. Ralph might drop under 5' before he's in the ground.
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Image uploads won’t work but what’s with that bruising on Rozy’s right arm? Looks like she was grabbed and yanked violently
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Honestly it looks like mosquito drank off of her arm for a long time. It is tropical paradise after all, and Rozy's arm is just barely thicker than Ralph's penis. Insect bites look scary on small children cos they swell just the same as if they bit 300 pounds rage hog.
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Damn, I didn't even notice that in the light, but you're right. There are bruises on her arm from being grabbed. Ok this is getting real fucking sad now.
Will replace these later once image attatchments are fixed:
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This is Xander's black eye all over again, isn't it?
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Or, she's a one year old, and went and fell somewhere. Pantsu, while not mother of the year, clearly interacts and takes care of the child. She has also shown she's not afraid of Ralph, she will placate him when he's a whiny cunt though. But I put my chips down on of Ralph hurt her daughter (she's only related to Ralph by blood, he's not a real parent) Ralph would be wearing sunglasses for a month and flinching when pantsu walks near him. Cause he is so weak.
Edit: looking closer at the pictures all of what I typed before has now been placed in a "I really hope that's not grabbing bruises and just a baby taking a tumble" May if those are grabbing bruises from you, kill yourself, if they are from Ethan, then you haven't been acting as a proper mother and hospitalizing him.
Good god listen to him interacting with Rozy, he copies what her mother says but in a totally detached uninterested way. Also watch her eyes, she's only looks at Ralph for a moment, when she does? Smile gone, looks away after dropping toy. If it was just the one video where this type of thing happens, I would chalk it up to "it's a baby" but it's every single one, she either views him as a stranger or someone shes scared of/dislikes. It's not hard to have your baby love you, smile at you, and so on, all you need to do? Interact with them in a positive way for more than minutes a day.
Ralph, your kid doesn't view you as daddy, just as that loud smelly fucker who won't go away.
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It was May. Ralph is not strong enough to cause bruising on a baby.