Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 293 3.9%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,180 96.1%

  • Total voters
    7,473
She really isn't imo, men just don't understand the amount of work women put into their appearance usually. She's just never actually tried. This girl was ON CAMERA totally bare faced until a few months ago. That's practically unheard of, here. If she had figured the makeup and self grooming thing out ~10 years ago, we wouldn't be calling her ugly now. She just literally has no idea how to do all of those things, and unfortunately for her, it really shows.
I’m not a man, and if you need that much work, you’re ugly.

Half of it is Hila’s “style”, half her mannerisms. She makes aesthetic decisions that aren’t flattering, and then compounds that with LA brain worms.

To be fair, her husband isn’t a prize, he isn’t even a consolation gift. She’s probably looked better by just standing next to him.
 
Name a hot Jew that is not Mila Kunis, that bitch is stunning

As for Hila, fuck, it just gets worse. Bitch is trying to appear younger because her fatass husband sits there jacking it to loli looking bitches. She can't divorce him due to her family's morals, I am convinced the dumb cunt is on some form of drugs because she always looks strung out like a crackhead in the summer heat.
 
Name a hot Jew that is not Mila Kunis, that bitch is stunning
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To be fair by Jewish standards she’s not that ugly

She's what used to be called 'plain'. Not ugly. Not pretty. Just very, very ordinary.

I think she might be anorexic though, so it wouldn't surprise me if she has some body/facial dysmorphia. Fortunately for her, she's too old for a troon arc. Only men troon out at Hila's age.
 
The fact that she isn't a fatass is the only thing about hila that isn't hideous. There are plenty of lanky obnoxious crackhead looking bitches on the streets if you're into that.
Honestly, I think she’d look better if she gained like 10 pounds. She already has very sharp facial features and being super skinny isn’t doing her any favors.

Like I said before Hebrew women just are not attractive. If they are and they’re famous they’ve clearly had work done.
I remember seeing a clip of Conan O’Brien’s visit to Israel where he trained with some IDF women and they were all pretty cute. I guess it’s a small act of kindness by the Israelís. Can you imagine being a Palestinian kid shot down and then the soldier that comes to finish you off looks like a tranny Rick Hoffman? Oy vey!!
 
Hila is not plain. She's ugly. Full stop.

I wasn't joking, she looks like a fucking bog witch on a normal day, and a fucking skinchanger on a day where she's trying. Not everyone can be a winner, but lets not bring down actual plain janes by comparing Hila to them.

I remember seeing a clip of Conan O’Brien’s visit to Israel where he trained with some IDF women and they were all pretty cute.
IDF literally takes their hottest women and specifically uses them in media for the purpose of recruitment, I'm pretty sure.
 
Someone has probably asked this already but what caused you to stop watching H3? I used to be a huge fan and I think once he podcasted only for a year I abandoned ship. This was before the podcast and Ethan even became unbearable so I must have gotten bored.
 
Someone has probably asked this already but what caused you to stop watching H3? I used to be a huge fan and I think once he podcasted only for a year I abandoned ship. This was before the podcast and Ethan even became unbearable so I must have gotten bored.
When he started that “reformed wrong thinker turned political holy roller” thing.
For example: Chris Ray Gun, Idubbz (who I never followed tbf), Shoe, etc. have done it too. They (minus Idubbz) actually had been political though.

Ethan was never political no matter what he says. He made a couple videos mocking woke cringe that were done in the same style as him mocking cringe from PUAs, Prank channels, and just general weirdos. He was never Sargon or that other British guy. It was a clear signaling he was joining a cult, and I unsubbed quick.
 
Someone has probably asked this already but what caused you to stop watching H3? I used to be a huge fan and I think once he podcasted only for a year I abandoned ship. This was before the podcast and Ethan even became unbearable so I must have gotten bored.
When he put up the first MuH dEpReSsIoN video and immediately followed it up with more boring podcast episodes and that fucking awful credit card processor disguised as an h3h3 mobile game.
 
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Someone has probably asked this already but what caused you to stop watching H3? I used to be a huge fan and I think once he podcasted only for a year I abandoned ship. This was before the podcast and Ethan even became unbearable so I must have gotten bored.
When he started sucking SJW and tranny cock. Fuck this guy.
 
Someone has probably asked this already but what caused you to stop watching H3? I used to be a huge fan and I think once he podcasted only for a year I abandoned ship. This was before the podcast and Ethan even became unbearable so I must have gotten bored.
It was when he stopped doing any actual comedy videos on his old main channel and just started doing that stupid podcast. His treatment of JonTron and PewDiePie were the last straw.
 
Someone has probably asked this already but what caused you to stop watching H3? I used to be a huge fan and I think once he podcasted only for a year I abandoned ship. This was before the podcast and Ethan even became unbearable so I must have gotten bored.
When he stopped doing actual commentary, or making jokes, or doing bits, and just started making noises and "funny" faces.

Making the worlds largest vape pen was funny, and came at a time when vape pens looked like VHS tapes with a spout.

Playing with blowtorch for the Red Hot Knife was great, plus the trend had reached maximum saturation on YouTube so he took it to a cartoonish level.

Even the Matt Hoss stuff was funny because he could naturally make jokes while talking about the case.

Now he thinks that comedy is making yourself have 5 chins and doing stupid noises with your throat. Like, you can be an unattractive guy and use that in tour comedy, but you actually have to be funny too.

But comedy takes some amount of effort, and I'm learning a key tenant of these people is an allergy to effort.
 
I remember seeing a clip of Conan O’Brien’s visit to Israel where he trained with some IDF women and they were all pretty cute. I guess it’s a small act of kindness by the Israelís. Can you imagine being a Palestinian kid shot down and then the soldier that comes to finish you off looks like a tranny Rick Hoffman? Oy vey!!
Lol at believing the IDF female soldiers are the real deal and not just slavic models hired for propaganda purposes. Lol at thinking a Conan O'Brien sketch is in any way accurate portrayal of reality. Kikes are known for their true to G'd honesty after all.
 
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