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I long for the day that shitposting on twitter is counted against disability claims
if you can shitpost, you can work
if you can shitpost, you can work
Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.
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At the very least data entry. If you must just make the computer give a like when you finish a page or whatever, get that dopamine going.
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Someone should make a little website that scans a twitter username, calculates the number of words or posts or estimates characters, and then informs you how much of the undigitized words in the Library of Congress they could have type in instead.
Note that this tool should NEVER be used on my KF posts, I'd get a big sad.
blitzkriegson
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I don't know if this has been pointed out yet, but this guy has an uncanny resemblance to that one nerd from IGN's speed dating thing. I cannot look at him without thinking that they are the same person.
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You can differentiate them by the fact that that guy got a date with a chick who didn't have a massive gunt.
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Shane is much fatter and much faggier
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blitzkriegson
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I don't know man, have you heard the speed dating guy talk? The amount of lisp that he has definitely puts him as a "curious" sexual type.
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Here's a fun exercise. Go to the expired reddit search at Unddit and search one of Shane's old reddit handles (in this case, Norrathreaver) and the search term "blocked." It's a veritable cornucopia of the bs arguments he's had over the years and his inability to get along with anyone. Plus his insane and invented Microsoft powerleveling.
A reminder that Shane never worked for Microsoft. He has a combined approximately three to four years of work for contract agencies that placed him doing the stuff Microsoft considers too low-level to do in house. He was paid between minimum wage and (briefly) 2x minimum wage. He was unable to get any sort of job that wasn't a scam and went on gibs for his mentalz.
Someone doesn't want to contact Audible support about a known issue with the OS. Blocked! archive
"That's why you're an illiterate troll and I'm retired from one of the highest paying companies in the world due to my expertise."
Minimum wage worker, friends.
Is it a Tootsie Pop or a Dumdum? This is SRS business. archive
This might be my favourite. He's a retired Microsoft expert who read at age two, therefore when you create a new way of computer-generating a special effect, that's not a new technique because we had special effects explosions before. Someone actually asked wtf is wrong with him.
Sci-fi effects archive
"I'm an autodidact that's been able to read since the age of 2, programmed my first game at 4, and officially tested at college level for math and reading comprehension at 9. I left high school early to take a government job. All before nearly 20 years with Microsoft.
If I'm a moron...whew boy are you fucked
Blocked."
Confused onlooker asks: "Is that a copy pasta?"
A reminder that Shane never worked for Microsoft. He has a combined approximately three to four years of work for contract agencies that placed him doing the stuff Microsoft considers too low-level to do in house. He was paid between minimum wage and (briefly) 2x minimum wage. He was unable to get any sort of job that wasn't a scam and went on gibs for his mentalz.
Someone doesn't want to contact Audible support about a known issue with the OS. Blocked! archive
"That's why you're an illiterate troll and I'm retired from one of the highest paying companies in the world due to my expertise."
Minimum wage worker, friends.
Is it a Tootsie Pop or a Dumdum? This is SRS business. archive
This might be my favourite. He's a retired Microsoft expert who read at age two, therefore when you create a new way of computer-generating a special effect, that's not a new technique because we had special effects explosions before. Someone actually asked wtf is wrong with him.
Sci-fi effects archive
"I'm an autodidact that's been able to read since the age of 2, programmed my first game at 4, and officially tested at college level for math and reading comprehension at 9. I left high school early to take a government job. All before nearly 20 years with Microsoft.
If I'm a moron...whew boy are you fucked
Blocked."
Confused onlooker asks: "Is that a copy pasta?"
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Anyone have a burner linkedin acct? https://www.linkedin.com/in/shane-nokes
I'd be surprised if he hasn't gotten into slapfights there, too
I'd be surprised if he hasn't gotten into slapfights there, too
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Hi Shane! Make sure you check out the latest “Mad at the Internet”, Null’s show. You‘re featured in a dedicated segment! Looks like a lot of people are impressed by how tough you are, and how you put cyber bullies behind bars.
Enjoy the attention, word of your heroic deeds and Conservative-Crushing are spreading. Josh’s show has thousands of viewers every week, most of which enjoy Internet lore and will definitely be digging into yours.
Enjoy the attention, word of your heroic deeds and Conservative-Crushing are spreading. Josh’s show has thousands of viewers every week, most of which enjoy Internet lore and will definitely be digging into yours.
Just think, only 48 hours ago you were practically unknown. I for one think you fully deserve this spotlight. Conglaturations, Shane!
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But Shane is gayer than a conga line of a dozen gay dudes lined up to take it up the ass from a conga line of two dozen other gay guys while listening to Liberace.
I love it when some sped is so blindingly autistic that onlookers literally can't believe that such a person actually exists.
Black Cat2
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Man, this is my first time actually seeing what an incredibly stupid but overly confident smug Redditor looks like. I've had to deal with a lot of them over the years, but this is the first time I've ever seen what their life is actually like. Got to say I'm not surprised at all that someone like Shane exists, and that he literally has to live a fantasy life to not end up shooting himself over being that much of a loser.
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It's said that suicide is never an answer, but c'mon. He'd damn his soul, but he's not using that thing anyway.
Helvetia
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fatty doesn't follow him, but the true and honest obama does?!
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This poor fat midwit bastard stood up to fight on behalf of Fatrick Tomlinson against the stlakers. He’s now had his entire Internet history dug up and scoured through by autists, his dead mom photopped with dicks on her face by unhinged ONA rascals, and now featured and laughed at on MATI in front of thousands of live viewers.
The once blustering and confident Shane is turtled up, avoiding confrontation, refusing to fight and admitting he’s a phony faggot who’s never accomplished anything in his life by his silence.
Yet after all that trouble, after having gotten a Kiwi Farms thread because he chose to stand up for the pedophiles at SFWA….
Fatrick Tomlinson didn’t even follow him.
It’s tough.
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That's what people who work at Burger King say to make their job sound important
TheGuntinator
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He's going to reverse polarity of our negative timekeys and used a chrono destabilizer to deroute our dark drive and flux inverted our identities through his neural phase inversion matrix. He has a wave attenuator, so it's safe to say we are superhacked.
When you can't connect over sports, and arent competitive over video games, and hate places like pubs, your options for places to go our limited.
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