🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[damian]

Have you been watching what’s going on? They are absolutely abusing her and neglecting her. Blowing weed smoke in her face on camera. No money for a car seat so she bounces around the backseat while Ralph drives drunk and pilled out the wrong way down one-way streets. Four hour round trips like that. Dragging her out to bars late at night. Strapping her in a stroller and leaving her to wail for hours so Meigh can join the stream and sit her flat ass on loli trading pedo Discord servers.

And that’s just a SELECTION of the shit we see on stream.

What the fuck motivates anyone to defend these absolute pieces of shit? Please don’t have kids and please neck yourself.

Ralph can show detailed pictures if he says they’re bug bites. But he won’t because he’s a fucking worthless cunt child abuser.

Calm down lol I meant "abusing" as in beating. Fair enough tho I shouldve worded it better.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Those are so clearly bruises and not bug bites. They are in the shape of a hand grabbing the arm. Not raised and way too big to be mosquito bites. Unless she has some serious blood clotting disorder that makes her bruise that badly from bug bites, which would make you an even bigger piece of shit parent for not taking her to a doctor for.

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If they ARE bug bites (a possibility that I really hope is true but seriously doubt because a bug bite should have a nastier-looking bit in roughly the middle of the discoloration) then maybe give Pantsu a couple of pesos and have her buy some fucking children's bug spray you fat cowardly piece of shit!

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Those are so clearly bruises and not bug bites.

They're 100% bruises, and considering Ethan's reaction I'm now 100% convinced he is the cause of them. Even if they're bugbites:

GOOD THING ROZY HAS NO VAX AND DOESN'T REGULARLY SEE A PEDIATRICIAN

 

[.iota.]

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Also very Ralphamale to imply a father abandoning his child is the fault of the child and not the deadbeat dad.

it's impressive how transparent he manages to be, while still being so dense.

 

[make_it_so]

Also very Ralphamale to imply a father abandoning his child is the fault of the child and not the deadbeat dad. If Meigh wasn't such a dumb whore she'd take notes of what Ralph really thinks about his kids.

Ralph's just projecting his daddy issues with Ronnie.

 

[Die For Me!]

The funniest part of Ralphs claims that they're bug bites is how the marks are clearly a purple/blackish tint.. Most bug bites make the skin a reddish color, if anyone saw a baby getting purple/black marks on their body after a bug bite they'd definitely go to the emergency room pronto. Too bad Rozy didn't ask for a doctors visit for her birthday.
Also important to mention that before this came out Ralph mentioned on his show that Rozy broke his favorite glass latte jar, so it could be related to this incident, but who knows.

 

[BulletSpongeRTR]

What most likely happened is Ralph woke up in a benzo stupor and caught Rozy playing with his Xan's. He snatched her up to save his pills and inside thinks he is a hero. I wonder how long it took for Rozy to sleep off the ones she managed to eat? He damn sure wasn't gonna take her to the ER in Mexico so he had to hope she survived. The inside of his gaped anus would wind up tattooed "Propiedad de MS-13" if he took her to the doctor.

 

[NicoFountaine]

She probably has Chagas already and the corresponding heart failure within 10 years. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triatominae

I forgot about those,

According to statistics, Mexico reports around 60 cases or less of Chagas disease per year, with Veracruz accounting for almost half of them. This disease is colloquially known as a "poor man's disease," and individuals living in impoverished areas are more susceptible to contracting it, unless Rozy hang around chicken coops she is not likely to get bitten (assuming they exercise proper hygiene, which may be the case they are not) . If a child gets bitten by the bug, they are likely getting it from another child who might skip bath time at home on a regular basis. Given the history about hygiene at Casa de Ralph, it is not impossible that Rozy could bring the bugs to school herself. However, Dengue fever is far more common in Mexico. Throughout my life, I have met numerous people who have had Dengue fever, but not a single case of anyone being bitten by the kissing bug. It's worth noting that both Dengue and Chagas are more prevalent in the Yucatan region compared to Sinaloa where I grew up.

 

[Um...]

I forgot about those,

According to statistics, Mexico reports around 60 cases or less of Chagas disease per year, with Veracruz accounting for almost half of them. This disease is colloquially known as a "poor man's disease," and individuals living in impoverished areas are more susceptible to contracting it, unless Rozy hang around chicken coops she is not likely to get bitten (assuming they exercise proper hygiene, which may be the case they are not) . If a child gets bitten by the bug, they are likely getting it from another child who might skip bath time at home on a regular basis. Given the history about hygiene at Casa de Ralph, it is not impossible that Rozy could bring the bugs to school herself. However, Dengue fever is far more common in Mexico. Throughout my life, I have met numerous people who have had Dengue fever, but not a single case of anyone being bitten by the kissing bug. It's worth noting that both Dengue and Chagas are more prevalent in the Yucatan region compared to Sinaloa where I grew up.

You grew up in the heart of Cartel territory? I’m impressed.

 

[NicoFountaine]

You grew up in the heart of Cartel territory? I’m impressed.

I hail from a town called Bacubirito, left in 2003. At the time all the crazy bullshit was contained in Culiacan and Badiraguato.

I could talk about it if you're interested but not much ties me there now except for my old man's grave. in all the most interesting thing that has ever happened there is a meteorite crashed millions of years ago and was found in the 1800.

 

[heathercho]

Anyone else find it extremely creepy that faith went from calling Ralph as “mi vida” to calling the new guy “My Valle?”
Can’t imagine that shit. Yuck and yikes.

Why is she calling him her “Valley” wtf is that supposed to even mean? Wouldn’t a Mexican man want something like Mi Montana or mi roca if we are going with terrain metaphors? Might as well call him “my zanja”

It's not FAITH who called Iziah Valle that. She never called him anything, as far as I'm aware.
It was Ralph. In his official court documents. He's a brain dead dipshit so I assume it was an accidental typo, but damn if it didn't echo "My Ronnie".

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Looks like it's all about this. Faith told Ralph or may or both how iziaha diddlered her for pity just like she told Twitter and from the sounds of this bit of the legal document that eso faggy posted they said they don't want the Disney diddler around Xander. No idea the legality of taking pictures of court docs but my guess is Vickers is upset that this will make his daughter look like a bpd lying whore or somebody who is sexually attracted to abusive pieces of shit (omg totally that true right guise she only dated Ralph for like a year)

https://twitter.com/EsoShaggy/status/1636844884240785409

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Also here is a pic where fai fai once again admits that Disney land diddler was 4 years older than her and started grooming her when she was only 14 and he was 18 probably out of high school.
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Those 5 Star Facebook Lawyer Days....

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Come on Ralph, prove everyone wrong then, post pictures showing they are bug bites and not bruises caused by an alcoholic father full of impotent (manlet) rage.

Also if they were bug bites, why are they all so close to each other and only in one place? Was the rest of the baby covered except one arm? Why aren't there any on her face? Why only on the place where a fat drunk midget would grab the child forcefully when he was frustrated?
The fact he suddenly "stops" drinking, the claim that Man-da made him stop drinking and the (alleged) bruises on the baby paint a full picture.

The pictures are not clear enough to say one way or the other, but the fact that the marks are spread out the way they are (and no nowhere else) along with Ralph's typical denial lead me to believe that it's very likely the raging manlet bruised his child.

Also, lol at the giant projection of "your dad abandoned you because you were a burden". Classic Ralph.

 

[bile demon]

You are all wrong, those are neither bug bites nor bruises from grabbing. I've recently bought a PS/2-to-LAN Adapter on the darknet after getting a referral code "ALOGSRUS" from PVS for a 20 % off, which allows me to connect my mouse directly to the internet and using this clever trick I can remotely control Ralph's cursor whenever he leaves his computer on after passing out because the Gunt is too stupid to use 2FA for his mouse. One time after he fell asleep after an honest day's work of dozing off in his computer chair, I turned on his webcam to snoop around the pigpen and saw the Guntling crawling through the grime and empty bottles. It soon made it's way to the wheezing mound of lard sprawled in the chair and started prodding it with its little hoof in childish curiosity. This must evoked the memories of being woken up for an ice cream by the horse in Ralph's rapidly deteriorating mind and triggered a deep-seated Pavlovian reflex despite him not yet having fully regained consciousness. His jaws came to life with surprising speed and he hungrily chomped down on lil Rozy's malnourished limb. Damn near took her arm off! Lord knows I never wished for anything more than having my keyboard and monitor connected to the internet as well in that moment so I could take screenshots for the Farms, but alas, you'll just have to take my word for it. God is my witness, that's how she got those bruises.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph didn't abuse the baby in a rage. He doesn't pay enough attention to it to get mad at it.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph didn't abuse the baby in a rage. He doesn't pay enough attention to it to get mad at it.

Plus Rozy could kick Ralph’s ass

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Ralph didn't abuse the baby in a rage. He doesn't pay enough attention to it to get mad at it.

He gets mad enough at her crying to develop paranoid delusions about her purposefully alogging him

 

[RAT Team Six]

Ronnie Ralph is looking up from Hell at Ethan with tears of pride in his eyes. You go, Ethan, abuse that poor child and finally make your daddy proud. We both know she was a-loggin' you anyways, babies don't just cry unless they're trying to pull a gay-op at 1 year old. Madder a fact, that's probably how Medicare got his start. If only he had an alcoholic pill-popping father like you to grab his arm hard enough to leave bruises and stop him...

 

[Elmo]

Ralph is back to attacking Harry:



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[Farglemark]

This is how it always starts with Ralph crying about how kiwifarms is disgusting and only tells lies

"I don't use hookers"
"I'm not in Mexico"
" You will never find me"
"I don't use xannies"
"I don't smoke weed"
"I don't have weird fetishes"
"I gave up drinking"
"I'm not drinking"
"I'm not always drunk"
"I'm not an alcoholic"
"I don't use xannies and alcohol at the same time"
"I'm sober this spring"
"I'm just not drinking and using xannies at the same time"
"I'm only using xannies and weed"
"The money is all still there"
"Im not addicted to gambling"
"I always win when I gamble"
"I didn't buy Alice's amazon wishlist"
"I don't still pine after Nora"
"I don't still keep up with what Nora is doing"
"Nora didn't break me"
"I'm trad cath"
"I would never steal from my audience"

I could go on for quite a while yet. But you get the point. Ralph, whenever you outright state that the farms are lying the chances of it being true fucking skyrocket.

 

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

Ralph is back to attacking Harry:

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Yo honah, they said I was abusing my daughter but those weren't grab marks, that's me winning