Gross Aella Martin / Rachael Antier Slick / Abigail Glass / @Aella_Girl / @Aellagirl / @Miss_Aella / u/Sweatywoman / RedVerse / Apostate Slick / Knowingless - Rationalist LessWrong poly libertarian hooker girl throwing rape orgy parties. Former $100k/month OnlyFans star and $3,000/hour prostitute. Would rather come up with gross hypotheticals than shower.

How many people will show up to Aella's birthday gangbang?


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Aella fully admits to being a hedonist and sex addict. It starts with this tweet:
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Then somebody quote tweets this (side note, the "You're unable to view this tweet" pops up when the original tweeter blocks the quoter, so it's very likely Aella blocked this person after this exchange):
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Then Aella quote tweets this:
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Speaking of Aella's warped views of the world, here's her latest take on dating:
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This is retarded, because at some point a person loses all their sexual capital as they age. They aren't very many swinging grannies (yes obviously there are some. However that number is incredibly small and the people they swing with are also old and gross so it begs the question of how much are they really getting out of it), so in all liklihood she will end up in the exact same position when she is 55+ that a married couple does, except she won't have a parter she grew old with and had kids with to share the rest of her life. She will die sad and alone unless she traps some poor soul at the 11th hour and they barely tolerate each other while pretending that they're so happy. Which will have the added bonus of proving her to be a hypocrite all along.
 
Aella fully admits to being a hedonist and sex addict. It starts with this tweet:
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Then somebody quote tweets this (side note, the "You're unable to view this tweet" pops up when the original tweeter blocks the quoter, so it's very likely Aella blocked this person after this exchange):
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Then Aella quote tweets this:
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Speaking of Aella's warped views of the world, here's her latest take on dating:
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Aella doesn't even realize the inherent contradiction in her position:
1. "I could never be monogamous because I don't want to die after decades spent devoid of sexual novelty!"
2. "I wanna fuck myself nonstop into boredom until everything blurs together as the same and having sex is just like furniture or breathing... completely pedestrian and unremarkable."

Yeah, that's kind of it... if you just have random sex devoid of any context over and over again with no real relationships behind it, it will cease to be novel at some point no matter how you dress it up. She's already so bored with sex that she's hosting kinky torture parties where people *checks notes* step on legos, get scratched by sharp fingernails and stick 9-volt batteries on their tongues? Wow... sounds like a normal day in the life of a 9-year-old kid. SO transgressive! (I know that wasn't part of her sex parties, but still... lmao.)

And as someone else already mentioned, it's hilarious that despite all this effort she still only had sex 63 times last year. For a polyamorous prostitute actively trying to whore herself out to everyone and anyone, she still has less sex than the average married couple. :story:

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Another simp has joined in to defend Aella's "research" from criticism:
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He also says that twitter polls in general are Fine, Actually and accuses anyone who criticises them of not wanting to have their beliefs changed:
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No, having your results match other results does not in fact make your survey methods good. Telling you that you're getting an unrepresentative sample because of self-reporting does not inherently invalidate your findings but does tell you we don't know anything from your survey because you didn't do it the best way to account for known potential issues. A good survey doesn't mean I can't reject your results because it's still just a survey but it does mean I can't reject your results because the survey was bad.

If I use your logic, then congrats rationalists, you just proved human energy fields, homeopathic medicine and astrology are all valid sciences as this is the same argument supporters of those things make.
 
If I use your logic, then congrats rationalists, you just proved human energy fields, homeopathic medicine and astrology are all valid sciences as this is the same argument supporters of those things make.
Reminds me of one of the only good Scottposts written, "The Control Group Is Out Of Control" about exactly this, how parapsychology studies have embarrassingly high levels of rigour.

Continuing the conversation about Aella's surveys, Aella seethes at Meghan Murphy for linking a study she claims is as void of intellectual rigour as her own:
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Aella doesn't want to be taxed for her sex work. I'll give this to her, she is (or claims to be) a LOLbertarian after all:
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Aella will use AI in lieu of learning programming skills:
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"Mostly" monogamous? WTF does that even mean? That implies somebody is a little bit polygamous, at which point it doesn't sound much like monogamy to me.
I interpret that as you have one primary sex partner but you cheat or have cheated in the past it's like birds that mate for life they have 1 primary partner but they get some strange on the side, and orinthologists still call these birds monogamous either serially or lifelong.
 
And as someone else already mentioned, it's hilarious that despite all this effort she still only had sex 63 times last year.

Well she fucking stinks. And more bizarrely she seems proud of it. If she redirects some of the effort from retarded sex parties towards showering, this number will at least have the chance to go up. She could even do a pseudo-intellectual study about the correlation between showering and getting laid.
 
Aella will use AI in lieu of learning programming skills:
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You see this sort of idea a lot from people who fundamentally don't understand anything about writing code. The real challenge in coding is not learning the languages, but learning to structure your thinking about what you're doing - "What inputs can I expect? What outputs are expected? Who are my expected users? What platforms are they using? What error conditions do I need to check for? What kind of processing am I doing on my data, and how do I do it in efficient, scalable ways? What sensitive data do I need to protect?" are all just some of the questions you need to ask yourself if you're trying to do anything other than code bits and bobs for your own amusement. GPT is an entertaining language model, but it does not think, and it cannot do that thinking for you.
 
You see this sort of idea a lot from people who fundamentally don't understand anything about writing code. The real challenge in coding is not learning the languages, but learning to structure your thinking about what you're doing - "What inputs can I expect? What outputs are expected? Who are my expected users? What platforms are they using? What error conditions do I need to check for? What kind of processing am I doing on my data, and how do I do it in efficient, scalable ways? What sensitive data do I need to protect?" are all just some of the questions you need to ask yourself if you're trying to do anything other than code bits and bobs for your own amusement. GPT is an entertaining language model, but it does not think, and it cannot do that thinking for you.
StackOverflow has actually banned GPT-generated code solutions. It's very good at delivering answers that look correct but subtly miss the mark. It's great for simple scripts, and it can do some heavy lifting as a starting point to then be scrutinized by someone who understands what the code is doing, but to full-on build something with it at this stage is like publishing a novel in a foreign language with Google Translate.
 
Well she fucking stinks. And more bizarrely she seems proud of it. If she redirects some of the effort from retarded sex parties towards showering, this number will at least have the chance to go up. She could even do a pseudo-intellectual study about the correlation between showering and getting laid.
Lol, this further supports the theory that she is an autistic troon in the body of an ordinary woman. She even managed to turn her True and Honest vagina into a literal stinkditch which no one wants to fuck.
 
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