Orbiter Pit Viper Salesman / Christorian X / "Vex" - 40-year-old unhinged a-log who works in marketing, groomer, cleans up for Flamenco, simps for Goocheese, e-thot lust, writes novels to cry about Ethan Ralph. Sent 13605 private messages on Chudbuds in 127 days.

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AltisticCentre said:
Not sure if this got posted yet but Christorian was renting somewhere walking distance near his parents (read: most likely a room in their house) and he was thinking of doing an internet show after moving from there
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He also has the same name as his Dad, for what its worth.

That little log there is telling, this nigger spends hours typing out things and sets a timer for them to drop regularly, he's fucking obsessed, this isn't "shitposting" this is fucking deranged.
 
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So my brain must be rotting, because it just hit me how fucking retarded the cum rag shit really is. I was thinking of it more as some chris chan ween shit that'd be funny in a cartoon but not in reality but no, there just is no joke. You just sent cum to a random guy to prove he's gay because there's a joke online about it. There's no own even in theory. The only possible own is the implication that Ralph's cum is gross to nick and thus he wouldn't want it sent so you're actually just implying you don't actually think he's gay. Leaving you saying nicks not gay while sniffing Ralph's cum rag and rubbing it on random dudes with another dudes help (no offense harry but this one was a dud)
 
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Procrastinhater said:
He also has the same name as his Dad, for what its worth.

That little log there is telling, this nigger spends hours typing out things and sets a timer for them to drop regularly, he's fucking obsessed, this isn't "shitposting" this is fucking deranged.
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What’s the over/under his parents are under going mummification in house while he collects their social security and writes “Ethan Ralph I’ll get you” on the walls over and over again
 
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AncientPhosphur said:
What’s the over/under his parents are under going mummification in house while he collects their social security and writes “Ethan Ralph I’ll get you” on the walls over and over again
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With this guy?
Better than Vegas odds put it that way.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Have we confirmed any of PozViperX's new socks yet?
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Nothing confirmed but somebody who used to talk to Chris x before all their gay ops were revealed informed me they are like 90% sure that is Chris x on Twitter. Plus Harry Morris follows that account and in those leaks the Methstorian x bragged about "having an in" with Harry Morris and having Vickers vouch for him.
It feels like it's him at least. Certainly autistic and spergy enough and obsessed with Ralph going to jail and not seeing his son.
If it's not him it's yet another 40 year old man who simps for 19 year olds and is jealous of Ralph having a BPD teenage girl friend
 
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Ralphamaniac said:
Nothing confirmed but somebody who used to talk to Chris x before all their gay ops were revealed informed me they are like 90% sure that is Chris x on Twitter. Plus Harry Morris follows that account and in those leaks the Methstorian x bragged about "having an in" with Harry Morris and having Vickers vouch for him.
It feels like it's him at least. Certainly autistic and spergy enough and obsessed with Ralph going to jail and not seeing his son.
If it's not him it's yet another 40 year old man who simps for 19 year olds and is jealous of Ralph having a BPD teenage girl friend
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My bet was RushPabst or w/e on twitter.
 
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Nothing confirmed but somebody who used to talk to Chris x before all their gay ops were revealed informed me they are like 90% sure that is Chris x on Twitter. Plus Harry Morris follows that account and in those leaks the Methstorian x bragged about "having an in" with Harry Morris and having Vickers vouch for him.
It feels like it's him at least. Certainly autistic and spergy enough and obsessed with Ralph going to jail and not seeing his son.
If it's not him it's yet another 40 year old man who simps for 19 year olds and is jealous of Ralph having a BPD teenage girl friend
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its not xaniberries cause his new account is here as someone pointed out in a thread the other day: twitter.com/niggerstank
 
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