Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

I naively thought he was about to force himself to give her the hug he promised in the chat... she opens her arms and the cage appears in the frame.
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I don't think she COULD hug anyone. Did you see her aping prayer motions? She tries to clasp her arms in front of her and can't even touch her own elbows. For whatever reason that really hit home to me just how large she is right now. Between her sausage arms and her smuggling-several-watermelons size gunt, she can't even reach an arm further than midway across her body. She's a human version of those inflatable Sumo suits.
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Certainly not the first to say it, but the implications here for bathing are just horrors beyond human comprehension


She has a vile potato face. Much like this potato.

Disagree. That potato is not fat and while I would not have sex with it, I would mash it and eat it with butter.
 
Once Chantal is done with this hijabi arc, she either reverts to her old persona or creates a new one. That hijab is coming off when things end with Salad and a baconator is in her maw.


TikTok's policies are not humour or feud friendly, their algorithm by default wants you to dance, promote spiritual psychosis, support current thing™, or do unfunny PG friendly bullshit. Chantal will be emboldened there and then realize how shitty it is compared to YouTube, when the rules turn against her. It is so easy to get banned from going live or commenting on that Chicom spyware, emotionally manipulative brainwashing program.

Your tiktok algorithm must be trash because I’ve had the exact opposite experience on the app. There’s definitely a niche for lolcows on there.

That being said, looking at the experiences of cows like Daniel Larson or Tophiachu, tiktok is absolutely NOT where you want to be a cow lol they have no concept of “don’t pozload my neghole”. I say let her go for it. If she thinks YouTube is bad, she’s in for a treat. Tiktok zoomers are completely unhinged.


Edit: thanks for ruining my post, word filter
 
possible theory: in addition to all that's been pointed above (salah not living there, hangry, paycheck, "boolying" et al) is it possible the restaurant fiasco with the karen's fake reviews drew enough heat for them to report her and salah to the authorities?

that would be enough to freak salah out enough to tell her to shut down the channel while he tries to "fix things".

and perhaps this was the root of their argument -- her statement "salah doesn't support me". support could mean he doesn't really support her financially (duh) but she might also be saying he doesn't support her argument to not stop youtubing.

if you listen carefully to her words "i can't do this anymore" - we're so used to her playing the emotional card maybe we're time deaf to the facts that no... she really can't do this or shes going to fuck over salah and herself for real.

again likely she'll be back today or tomorrow but
 
I don't think she COULD hug anyone. Did you see her aping prayer motions? She tries to clasp her arms in front of her and can't even touch her own elbows. For whatever reason that really hit home to me just how large she is right now. Between her sausage arms and her smuggling-several-watermelons size gunt, she can't even reach an arm further than midway across her body. She's a human version of those inflatable Sumo suits.
We know she says she doesn't wipe herself after using the toilet. The fact of the matter is she literally cannot.
 
He knows his business is fraudulent. He knows he is poor as dirt. He can't support the both of them. None of the men Gunt imposed herself on could stand her.
And he knows, as a Bidoon, the GUNT puts him at grave risk of his own blanket party or jail beeze.

He does it to himself. Every single day. I'm sure his friends and family tell him this.
 
And he knows, as a Bidoon, the GUNT puts him at grave risk of his own blanket party or jail beeze.

He does it to himself. Every single day. I'm sure his friends and family tell him this.
Side salad can just get her ass deported. She could bitch all she wants then and nobody in Kuwait will care
 
It just struck me again how precarious her situation is. She’s a physically vulnerable, non-Arabic speaking woman in a low-status marriage in a country where women can legally be physically abused. I think we all assume Salad doesn’t have it in him but if he did, she’d be in some real deep shit.
 
Chantal is really Muslim though. I just want to reiterate that because all the reddit idiots are here and they're truly clueless and lots of other people may not be able to make the distinction, she is absolutely a Muslim, a bad one but a Muslim all the same. Now, does she give a fuck about being a Muslim? Absolutely not. It means less than nothing to her, it's her larping for fake love and I know that's what you meant, just clarifying that she completed conversion the right way.
A lot of us in the west assume that someone should know about and value a religion in order to be considered an adherent, but my impression from people who've spent time in the Middle East is that that's not necessary in Islam. In Christianity, if you say the words but don't really mean them, you're not really a Christian, but in Islam that's good enough.
 
I think there's clearly some issues with her happy marriage to her hot husband at play, too. She was dumb enough to say she didn't know where he was, I guess he doesn't support me, and he didn't sound the least bit pleased about any of this either in chat or when he was in the room. Something is going on "behind the scenes" for sure. As usual her audience gets the rage and manipulation she doesn't have the balls to direct at the actual person who pissed her off.

She’s getting what she deserves. She did this to herself and has no one else to blame.
 
A lot of us in the west assume that someone should know about and value a religion in order to be considered an adherent, but my impression from people who've spent time in the Middle East is that that's not necessary in Islam. In Christianity, if you say the words but don't really mean them, you're not really a Christian, but in Islam that's good enough.
Baptists are Christians but they approach communion with an attitude I consider lazy. Islam works like that too. You have the "Muslims" who only pray and do the Hajj, all the way up to bathrobe bastards living in mountain caves and banning ankles for being "arousing" while blowing out the tea-boy's O-ring.
 
"Money isn't for everyone" - Chantal Olive Sarault, 2023 live from the Kuwaiti shithole.

Fortune cookie messages written by retards.

This may have been the most telling thing she let slip all night, though. I would love to know what her paycheck this month was.

But no worries. Her hUsBaNd has a lucrative perfume business and will take care of her. He gets her grace, beauty, and charm in exchange.
That's quite intriguing as if I'm not mistaken the payment on the 22nd was for the month of February (Canada beeze) and that was supposed to be a good amount, a lot of superchats due the BBJ drama, long lives from her car and up to 2 lives a day.
I remember the end of February I checked her social blade and she was sitting on 600k views, plus BBJ superchats, plus VIBs, for sure over $5k CAD.
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What went wrong? Paying loans to her family? Some other type of credit? She looked a little awkward/surprised when Salad told her how much was the iPhone, not someone being spoiled by the husband.
With all the moving, takeaways and edibles she for sure arrived broke in March, unless she got some money from somewhere.
Plus the instalments for the car and back taxes? Arrangements for payment of the bankruptcy?
I'm sure Salad will happily pay for all her debts. LOL
 
"These I made. These are breads with cheese."

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Sure, Jan. She would have a meltdown halfway through trying to make a yeast bread, especially in that tiny kitchen, having to stand up, and with her gunt in the way. She would have too much "anxoyity" to even try, never mind produce loaves that look like they came from a bakery (which they obviously did).

Unless by "made" she means threw some cheese and spices on pre-baked bread. I don't think she could even do that without making it look like a mess.
 
"These I made. These are breads with cheese."

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Sure, Jan. She would have a meltdown halfway through trying to make a yeast bread, especially in that tiny kitchen, having to stand up, and with her gunt in the way. She would have too much "anxoyity" to even try, never mind produce loaves that look like they came from a bakery (which they obviously did).

Unless by "made" she means threw some cheese and spices on pre-baked bread. I don't think she could even do that without making it look like a mess.
Well she probably has an ample supply of yeast for bread making.
 
It just struck me again how precarious her situation is. She’s a physically vulnerable, non-Arabic speaking woman in a low-status marriage in a country where women can legally be physically abused. I think we all assume Salad doesn’t have it in him but if he did, she’d be in some real deep shit.
She would meet the one syrian that wouldn't whoop her ass. 😒

Cain't spheel.
 
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