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That poor little boy genuinely looks like a war child in that first photo.
Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her
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I’m so curious to know what’s going on with Aiden’s custody now that Kim’s mom has passed. Normally I wouldn’t wish for a child to be taken in to foster care, but I think that’s the safest option for him at this point. Poor kid.
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Is Aidean’s dad (?JJ) still being a bum? I know one of his exes offered to take Aidean in, mostly to spite Kim, but I think she’s long gone. It’s so sad that a child can have absolutely no one suitable to raise him in his friends or family.
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I just finished reading this whole thread, start to finish. I'd always had trouble getting into it, because this type of Facebook drama is familiar to me. However, the more I read, the more the characters of the Sammieverse grew on me, in that "holy FUCK, are you SERIOUS?" sort of way. And now I'm completely invested.
All of you who provide Sammie and Sammie-adjacent updates are the real MVPs, and I hope you're getting the mental health care you probably now require. After reading a bit over 100 pages, I started typing up a who's who list, and I thought I'd share it in case it helps anyone else. It's probably got lots of errors, and I wish I'd started it at page 1 rather than at page 100-something.
After 731 pages, my brain is way too fried to say anything substantial about what I just read, so this will have to serve as my contribution.
Presenting: THE SAMMIVERSE CAST OF CHARACTERS
All of you who provide Sammie and Sammie-adjacent updates are the real MVPs, and I hope you're getting the mental health care you probably now require. After reading a bit over 100 pages, I started typing up a who's who list, and I thought I'd share it in case it helps anyone else. It's probably got lots of errors, and I wish I'd started it at page 1 rather than at page 100-something.
After 731 pages, my brain is way too fried to say anything substantial about what I just read, so this will have to serve as my contribution.
Presenting: THE SAMMIVERSE CAST OF CHARACTERS
Sammie Bushart (Samantha Violet Bushart): b. April 23. 1996
Lucy Jane: has heart defects; has had open heart surgery; named after mom’s dead sister
Ben (Bently Raymond): has health issues; possibly named after Teen Mom (but spelled wrong); born with Yellow Sink Disease
Austin Mendenhall: father of Lucy and Ben; married Raven
Raven Sierra Shepard: Austin’s new girlfriend; married Austin
Phoenix: child of Austin and Raven (not real?)
Jimmy: in threesome with Austin and Raven
Adalynn Faith: real baby; child of Sammie and Austin; miscarried
Lucy Jane: has heart defects; has had open heart surgery; named after mom’s dead sister
Ben (Bently Raymond): has health issues; possibly named after Teen Mom (but spelled wrong); born with Yellow Sink Disease
Austin Mendenhall: father of Lucy and Ben; married Raven
Raven Sierra Shepard: Austin’s new girlfriend; married Austin
Phoenix: child of Austin and Raven (not real?)
Jimmy: in threesome with Austin and Raven
Adalynn Faith: real baby; child of Sammie and Austin; miscarried
Melanie Calvert Bushart: mom; “Melanie Bernice” on FB
James Bushart: cousin (meth addict, murdered)
Sabrina Bushart: sister; changes her Facebook last name to Rodriguez
Stephanie Anne Bushart: possibly a cousin
Scott Bushart: father
Scott E. Bushart: born and died November 8, 1999: child of Melanie and Scott; possibly stillborn?
Anthony Rodriguez: Sabrina’s boyfriend
James Bushart: cousin (meth addict, murdered)
Sabrina Bushart: sister; changes her Facebook last name to Rodriguez
Stephanie Anne Bushart: possibly a cousin
Scott Bushart: father
Scott E. Bushart: born and died November 8, 1999: child of Melanie and Scott; possibly stillborn?
Anthony Rodriguez: Sabrina’s boyfriend
Darnell Holmes: sometimes Bently’s father
Adam Smith
Joshua Randall
Dalton Tyler Colclasure: sometimes with Kimberly; possibly schizophrenic; felon; possibly born Deangelo Z. Britt; possibly adopted
Antonio Nelson: one of Sammie’s dude;, lived with her; lives with his mom; felon; deadbeat dad; died in 2020 (OD)
Matthew Starr: one of Sammie’s dudes; posted screenshots of KF thread to her FB; was also with Kimberly; registered sex offender; dated both Sammie and Kim
Eric Sherril
Alex Gainey Jr.
Mothree Henderson
Clarence Marlow: the sleeping one; gave Sammie an STD (“dick worms”)
Hunter Berry: father of a fake child (a white dude)
Kris Brock: one of Sammie’s dudes
Cameron Bailey: one of Sammie’s dudes; more of a pump and dump
Edward Hicks: only one brief appearance
Chris Metcalf: was married to a fat white woman; briefly “engaged” to Sammie (probably without his knowledge)
DeWayne Withers: was in a program for exceptional individuals
Michael Funderburk: white
Jermaine Phillips
Jamarion Vines
Deshaun McClure: rapes to make that money for his family
Markiston Young
Perria/Perrin Baker: allowed to live with the Busharts; Perrin Sharadd Rihemm Baker
Steven “Dax” Lemons: Sammie lived with him until his mother caught her giving him a blow job in the living room; also dated Kim; was a third in relationship with Kim and Dalton; sometimes homeless; unemployed; drinking/drugs; aka Daston Curry on Facebook
Dakota Jackson
Jaylon Goldsmith
Dre Berry: apparently fake; father to fake baby
Kewion Preston
Jordan Nard: may not exist; may be underage
Patrick “Tru” Walls
Keyshawn Simpson: dead; did not know Sammie, but she claims they had a relationship
Lamarkus Brown Price: cross-eyed
Kecshawn Lamar Heath: “He Go By Cool;” aka Kane Heath; aka Kechshawn; aka Keyshawn; felon
Savaari McCloud
Yung Shawn: white
Ouyona Underwood
Monte Jackson
Camillia Marlow
Trey Holmes
Zuri Holmes
Adam Smith
Joshua Randall
Dalton Tyler Colclasure: sometimes with Kimberly; possibly schizophrenic; felon; possibly born Deangelo Z. Britt; possibly adopted
Antonio Nelson: one of Sammie’s dude;, lived with her; lives with his mom; felon; deadbeat dad; died in 2020 (OD)
Matthew Starr: one of Sammie’s dudes; posted screenshots of KF thread to her FB; was also with Kimberly; registered sex offender; dated both Sammie and Kim
Eric Sherril
Alex Gainey Jr.
Mothree Henderson
Clarence Marlow: the sleeping one; gave Sammie an STD (“dick worms”)
Hunter Berry: father of a fake child (a white dude)
Kris Brock: one of Sammie’s dudes
Cameron Bailey: one of Sammie’s dudes; more of a pump and dump
Edward Hicks: only one brief appearance
Chris Metcalf: was married to a fat white woman; briefly “engaged” to Sammie (probably without his knowledge)
DeWayne Withers: was in a program for exceptional individuals
Michael Funderburk: white
Jermaine Phillips
Jamarion Vines
Deshaun McClure: rapes to make that money for his family
Markiston Young
Perria/Perrin Baker: allowed to live with the Busharts; Perrin Sharadd Rihemm Baker
Steven “Dax” Lemons: Sammie lived with him until his mother caught her giving him a blow job in the living room; also dated Kim; was a third in relationship with Kim and Dalton; sometimes homeless; unemployed; drinking/drugs; aka Daston Curry on Facebook
Dakota Jackson
Jaylon Goldsmith
Dre Berry: apparently fake; father to fake baby
Kewion Preston
Jordan Nard: may not exist; may be underage
Patrick “Tru” Walls
Keyshawn Simpson: dead; did not know Sammie, but she claims they had a relationship
Lamarkus Brown Price: cross-eyed
Kecshawn Lamar Heath: “He Go By Cool;” aka Kane Heath; aka Kechshawn; aka Keyshawn; felon
Savaari McCloud
Yung Shawn: white
Ouyona Underwood
Monte Jackson
Camillia Marlow
Trey Holmes
Zuri Holmes
Bethany
Payton
Remi Elizabeth
Genesis Elizabeth Printhas Colcasure
Dalton Tyler Clocasure Jr.
Dawson Reshawn Colcasure
Arkiah Ezra Withers
Delijah King Withers
DaMarcus Lamar Withers
Amariah Lashay Marlow
Rick Allen Marlow
Blueivy Axe Marlow (sometimes Blueivy Ace Holmes)
Daliegah Lamar
James Lynn Nelson Starr
Aniyah Renee
Makiyah Grant
Markskylan Lagerece
Javion Rashawn Marlow
Khaleese Violin Marlow
Levon Cash Holmes
Makiyah Arle Grant
Michael Leeson Berry
Alixto Marijen Nelson
Aiser Darrell Nelson: name is supposed to be Kaiser without the K
Alukme Odin Nelson
James Lynn Marudhavathi Irene
Jacari Damontae Marlow
Weezy Dwayne: father is Lil Wayne
Genesis Printhas
Elikai Orion Nard
Von Homes: fake; had seizures; got COVID and ended up on a “breathing machine”
Cameron Romello Holmes: aka Lil Cam; aka Killa Cam; she made a Facebook for him; pretended to give birth to him on St. Patrick’s Day 2022
Jacob Burkland
Von Holmes: Montez’s twin
Montez Holmes: Von’s twin
MJ Holmes: Trey’s twin
Trey Holmes: MJ’s twin
Zuri Rose Holmes (“Bugg”): fake baby who’s in the hospital because she won’t wake up
Zacarah Roslynn Holmes
Lexah Noelle Medenhall
Lexi Nelai Medenhall
Brantly (sic) Lucifer Mendenhall
Broncs Austin Ahmad Medenhall
Payton
Remi Elizabeth
Genesis Elizabeth Printhas Colcasure
Dalton Tyler Clocasure Jr.
Dawson Reshawn Colcasure
Arkiah Ezra Withers
Delijah King Withers
DaMarcus Lamar Withers
Amariah Lashay Marlow
Rick Allen Marlow
Blueivy Axe Marlow (sometimes Blueivy Ace Holmes)
Daliegah Lamar
James Lynn Nelson Starr
Aniyah Renee
Makiyah Grant
Markskylan Lagerece
Javion Rashawn Marlow
Khaleese Violin Marlow
Levon Cash Holmes
Makiyah Arle Grant
Michael Leeson Berry
Alixto Marijen Nelson
Aiser Darrell Nelson: name is supposed to be Kaiser without the K
Alukme Odin Nelson
James Lynn Marudhavathi Irene
Jacari Damontae Marlow
Weezy Dwayne: father is Lil Wayne
Genesis Printhas
Elikai Orion Nard
Von Homes: fake; had seizures; got COVID and ended up on a “breathing machine”
Cameron Romello Holmes: aka Lil Cam; aka Killa Cam; she made a Facebook for him; pretended to give birth to him on St. Patrick’s Day 2022
Jacob Burkland
Von Holmes: Montez’s twin
Montez Holmes: Von’s twin
MJ Holmes: Trey’s twin
Trey Holmes: MJ’s twin
Zuri Rose Holmes (“Bugg”): fake baby who’s in the hospital because she won’t wake up
Zacarah Roslynn Holmes
Lexah Noelle Medenhall
Lexi Nelai Medenhall
Brantly (sic) Lucifer Mendenhall
Broncs Austin Ahmad Medenhall
Samantha Nicole Westbrook: new girlfriend of Antonio
Monica (Everett?) Sterling Moore: meth-y; dated Antonio
Sarah Phillips: fat redneck woman who allegedly gave Antonio an STD (that he then gave to Sammie)
Brianna: apparently mentally handicapped girl that Sammie sometimes crashes with
Tiffany Benton: friend of Sammie; slept with Dalton; goes for Sammie’s leftovers
Kristie Lemons: mother of Steven; married JJ
Adriana Nelson: Antonio’s mother
Victoria Marie Snead: Kim got in a fight with her
Rachel Saavedra: Wiccan Juggalo; drug addict; lost custody of child
Cheryl Porch: Antonio’s mom; posts about Jesus and sex
Gabby: some girl Sammie stayed with after leaving Laura; 12 years old (?)
Brenda Lee Downs: meth addict; associate of Michael Lee Sargent
Felice Holmes: Darnell’s sister; called Sammie out on fake kid BS
Nisha Boo: aka Nisha Lawson; friend of Sammie; sometimes Sammie’s fake girlfriend
Topnotch Badnbougie Savage: Sammie had a gross and sexual Facebook exchange with her
Rebecca Cogburn: Sammie has claimed a relationship; was possible part of a threesome (with Dalton)
Tiffany Benton: homeless; Sammie hung out with her in motels
Amanda Ebk: friend of Kim; possible threesome member (with Dalton)
Misty Long: JJ dated her
Lauren Holmes: Darnell’s sister
Chandra Holmes: Darnell’s sister
Monica (Everett?) Sterling Moore: meth-y; dated Antonio
Sarah Phillips: fat redneck woman who allegedly gave Antonio an STD (that he then gave to Sammie)
Brianna: apparently mentally handicapped girl that Sammie sometimes crashes with
Tiffany Benton: friend of Sammie; slept with Dalton; goes for Sammie’s leftovers
Kristie Lemons: mother of Steven; married JJ
Adriana Nelson: Antonio’s mother
Victoria Marie Snead: Kim got in a fight with her
Rachel Saavedra: Wiccan Juggalo; drug addict; lost custody of child
Cheryl Porch: Antonio’s mom; posts about Jesus and sex
Gabby: some girl Sammie stayed with after leaving Laura; 12 years old (?)
Brenda Lee Downs: meth addict; associate of Michael Lee Sargent
Felice Holmes: Darnell’s sister; called Sammie out on fake kid BS
Nisha Boo: aka Nisha Lawson; friend of Sammie; sometimes Sammie’s fake girlfriend
Topnotch Badnbougie Savage: Sammie had a gross and sexual Facebook exchange with her
Rebecca Cogburn: Sammie has claimed a relationship; was possible part of a threesome (with Dalton)
Tiffany Benton: homeless; Sammie hung out with her in motels
Amanda Ebk: friend of Kim; possible threesome member (with Dalton)
Misty Long: JJ dated her
Lauren Holmes: Darnell’s sister
Chandra Holmes: Darnell’s sister
Laura Jean Donathan: Sammie’s “sister”; Sammie has stayed with her; knows about the thread; defends Sammie in Facebook comments; has two adult children; celebrates birthday of miscarried baby
Gage Kenneth Jordan: Laura’s son; felon
Devon Burkett: lesbian that Laura hooked up with after her husband left her
Gage Kenneth Jordan: Laura’s son; felon
Devon Burkett: lesbian that Laura hooked up with after her husband left her
Kimberly Michelle Loyd, aka Cloclasure, aka Jennings, aka Williams, aka Loyd: married to JJ; sometimes with Dalton; pregnancy faker; inexplicably copies Sammie; was arrested for assaulting Dalton; BD 5/13/98
Aidean Blake Loyd: her son; has seizures and assorted health problems; 12/16/17
James Victor Jennings Jr., aka JJ: felon; married to Kimberly; father of Aidean; 12/4/93
Johnanthon Williams: dating Kimberly; married Kristie
Linda Sue Loyd: mother of Kimberly; has custody of Aidean; died in 2023 at age 55
Hubert Loyd: Kim’s father; owns a junkyard; actually works
John Lemons: Kristie’s brother; Aiden sometimes stays with him; married to Christina
Christina Mosher: John Lemons’s wife; Aidean sometimes stays with her; married to John
Faith Michelle Ann Cloclasure: aka Faith Ann Michelle; daughter of Kimberly and Dalton; died very shortly after birth; Kim’s favorite dead baby
Dalton Jr: Faith’s twin; born dead; Nutella baby
Carlee Cloclasure: the freezer baby
Emily Anne Cantu: JJ’s aunt; has taken care of Aidean; raising her daughters’ children
Elijah Robert Lemons: fake baby of Kim’s; “father” is Steve Lemons
Harley Roberts: JJ’s sister; Aiden’s aunt
Bobbie Jo Viele: ex-girlfriend of Kristie’s boyfriend Matt; likes to take out protection orders; Matt Taylor’s baby mama
Matt Taylor: boyfriend of Kristie’s; possibly divorced; felon; abusive; insults Dalton
John Turner: guy Kim got with while Dalton was in jail; had pregnant girlfriend while with Kim; likes Transformers
Oot: third roommate of Steven and Kristie; possibly gay; possibly Steven’s boyfriend
Candance Newman: aunt to Aidean (?)
Aidean Blake Loyd: her son; has seizures and assorted health problems; 12/16/17
James Victor Jennings Jr., aka JJ: felon; married to Kimberly; father of Aidean; 12/4/93
Johnanthon Williams: dating Kimberly; married Kristie
Linda Sue Loyd: mother of Kimberly; has custody of Aidean; died in 2023 at age 55
Hubert Loyd: Kim’s father; owns a junkyard; actually works
John Lemons: Kristie’s brother; Aiden sometimes stays with him; married to Christina
Christina Mosher: John Lemons’s wife; Aidean sometimes stays with her; married to John
Faith Michelle Ann Cloclasure: aka Faith Ann Michelle; daughter of Kimberly and Dalton; died very shortly after birth; Kim’s favorite dead baby
Dalton Jr: Faith’s twin; born dead; Nutella baby
Carlee Cloclasure: the freezer baby
Emily Anne Cantu: JJ’s aunt; has taken care of Aidean; raising her daughters’ children
Elijah Robert Lemons: fake baby of Kim’s; “father” is Steve Lemons
Harley Roberts: JJ’s sister; Aiden’s aunt
Bobbie Jo Viele: ex-girlfriend of Kristie’s boyfriend Matt; likes to take out protection orders; Matt Taylor’s baby mama
Matt Taylor: boyfriend of Kristie’s; possibly divorced; felon; abusive; insults Dalton
John Turner: guy Kim got with while Dalton was in jail; had pregnant girlfriend while with Kim; likes Transformers
Oot: third roommate of Steven and Kristie; possibly gay; possibly Steven’s boyfriend
Candance Newman: aunt to Aidean (?)
Michael Lee Sargent: shaken as a baby; lives in Oklahoma; sends dick pics; goes through a succession of women; likes hygiene products; part of Chippewa Tribe (31/64th quantum)
John Tonka:
Hollie Place: one of Sargent’s women; pregnant by him (miscarried); aka Hollie Nicole Sargent; “hitlerzangel” email address
Aubrey Place: Hollie’s daughter
Kellie Flores Hatfield: Sarge’s mom; defends him in Facebook comments
John Tonka:
Hollie Place: one of Sargent’s women; pregnant by him (miscarried); aka Hollie Nicole Sargent; “hitlerzangel” email address
Aubrey Place: Hollie’s daughter
Kellie Flores Hatfield: Sarge’s mom; defends him in Facebook comments
Sammie Purple
Alexa Brown
North Vi Bushart
Tammie Snow
Davina Nicole Bushart
Rachael Sherrill
Caitlin Nlrcc Salo Cole
Samie Nlrcc Holmes
Sam To Thick Holmes
North Little Rock Baptist Medical Center
Nlrcc Salored Holmes
Ace Homes: fake child account
Cameron Holmes: fake child account
Queenezia Holmes
Sammie Holmes
Teran De La Holmes (Tink)
Sámátá De La Holmes (Tink)
Alexa Brown
North Vi Bushart
Tammie Snow
Davina Nicole Bushart
Rachael Sherrill
Caitlin Nlrcc Salo Cole
Samie Nlrcc Holmes
Sam To Thick Holmes
North Little Rock Baptist Medical Center
Nlrcc Salored Holmes
Ace Homes: fake child account
Cameron Holmes: fake child account
Queenezia Holmes
Sammie Holmes
Teran De La Holmes (Tink)
Sámátá De La Holmes (Tink)
Dammieon D. Burst: keeps coming up in paperwork as Ben’s father (possibly due to clerical error); violent felon
Timothy Beeles: Sammie called him cousin; Kim called him brother; was “shoot killed”
Michael Lee Sargent: random Facebook commenter; looks like a serial killer; has his very own hotel room and a government phone
John Tonka: possibly a man from Oklahoma; possibly African or Middle Eastern; possibly Muslim; hates Michael Lee Sargent for some reason; was going to buy a riverboat with a Gambian dude (in a non-gay way); an enigma
Timothy Beeles: Sammie called him cousin; Kim called him brother; was “shoot killed”
Michael Lee Sargent: random Facebook commenter; looks like a serial killer; has his very own hotel room and a government phone
John Tonka: possibly a man from Oklahoma; possibly African or Middle Eastern; possibly Muslim; hates Michael Lee Sargent for some reason; was going to buy a riverboat with a Gambian dude (in a non-gay way); an enigma
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You are absolutely awesome for typing all that up. (sorry it wont let me reply)
After reading and a thread gets older and so much shit happens in between its nice to get a refresher! Especially with so many side characters and fake babies/relationships.
After reading and a thread gets older and so much shit happens in between its nice to get a refresher! Especially with so many side characters and fake babies/relationships.
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Wow that was quite the effort recapping the cast of thousands in this hellthread.
Well done dude, truly impressive!
Well done dude, truly impressive!
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Fantastic effort! It's definitely nice to have a recap.
That massive string of baby names...
That massive string of baby names...
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That was fucking impressive. And hilarious. Thank you.
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Tonkas description is aptly blank lol. How do you describe him? Sarge's butt buddy / high school friend? Also, no fucking way Sammie had a Facebook called "North Little Rock Baptist Medical Center". Seriously? For what purpose?
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DHS is aware Linda is dead and that Kim is drug seeking. They're also aware of her felony warrant for a violent crime, the social media accounts where she uploads videos of herself giving her diabetic son soda, as well as the pedophile sex offender she allowed to live around her son.
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She had inexplicably created a Facebook page for a medical center and tagged herself as being there (to have a baby, or a miscarriage-- I don't quite remember that part, as my brain is currently a sea of dead mixed-race babbies). The only pictures associated with it where some of her fake ultrasounds (if I'm remembering this right). It was such a very strange and very Sammie moment that I included it.
Tonka is a mystery wrapped in an enigma. I love that you can always count on him to up the WTF quotient of any given situation. I sort of hope he remains in the shadows forever, particularly since character development in this thread always seems to have a downward trajectory.
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43 fake babies for those too lazy to count
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Correction: Darnell is sometimes Lucy's dad, according to Sammie (she used to claim Clarence was the father). She is adamant that Antonio is Bently's dad.
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43 DEAD BABIES IN THE CEMETERY AT SAM RANCH!
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Doesn't she only claim like 11 or so? Where did the rest of the babbys come from?
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How many she claims depends on her mood and which ones she remembers exist at any given time
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With her old, smashed paintbrush haircut, Kim has come full circle to looking exactly as she did as a fat baby.
Her cognitive abilities are considerably reduced since infancy, alas.
Her cognitive abilities are considerably reduced since infancy, alas.
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'Smashed paintbrush haircut' is everything I've been looking for to try and describe what's going on atop Kim's head.
Thank you for that bringing that into my life @John Andrews Stan
Thank you for that bringing that into my life @John Andrews Stan
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I feel like the video of her rubbing dead baby ashes on herself should be cause for immediate intervention. Not to mention everything else you posted about.
Remember when Sarge was posting microwave frozen burritos with 2 lbs of cheese on top or videos saying "the day I quit drinking, is the day you quit sucking dick. And that's never!"? The worst we knew was he would send his dick around to everyone. Kim had hair and a living parent. Sabrina seemed smart and was attractive. And all of that's now gone. At least Sammie has all her famous relatives (Eminem/Taylor Swift/etc) to help her with these tough times.