Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

I am loving how everyone who interacts with this loser hates him immediately. It doesn’t matter who they are or where they come from, they read one comment of his and they want him fired into the sun.
I never get it, not at all. Like you have to REALIZE everyone hates you, so if you're going to adopt a "lifestyle" why do they always pick the basic bitch NPC one? You could go full fat alt-right incel and have an "excuse" why everyone hates you, and get a small group that would feel "required" to support you.

You can find some of these in orbit around the gunt, and if those people are coming up smarter than you, you should maybe rethink.
 
fatrick, who himself brought upon several years of misery simply because he said norm macdonald wasn't funny.
That's not what put the spotlight on Patrick. That happened because when people went "lol nice opinion fag" he tried to fight the whole Internet and have it arrested. Many such cases.

@KF Cruiser, sound familiar?
 
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In case you start thinking this faggot isn’t so bad since he bitched out, got owned, and completely changed his tweeting style to submissive and non-confrontational - here’s a few tweets made right before his big conflict with the ONA rascals.

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Celebrating the death of Ashely Babbit being shot in the Capitol by saying he’s “touching himself”

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Obligatory “attack JK Rowling” for wanting women’s spaces bit

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Obligatory “I hate Elon Musk” tweets with an added bonus of wanting him to die. Wishing death seems to be a theme!

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Look at the wording on this shit. “I posted an insult to a Kari Lake supporter”, so he seeks out fights, then shames someone for not being left wing enough.

This was all in fucking March, practically the last week. This is this guy’s life. He sits on his fat ass, on taxpayer fucking dollars, and starts fights with people, insults politicians on Twitter, wishes for people’s death, celebrates people’s deaths, and mindlessly supports any fucking sterotypical libshit cause you can imagine. And don’t forget, lies about every fact of his life to make himself seem better than the loser he is.

Can you even imagine how much toxic garbage this fat, unemployed, midwit parasitic Faggot has been spewing onto the Internet for the last two decades?

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What a tubby, punchable goblin he is. He lied about being in shape, being a hacker, being a well-regarded employee at Microsoft, and about working with the Secret Service too. Shame Porks is a fucking loser. LOL!
 
Are you trying to say that Shane would lie? About his life? I don't know... Shane is a lot of things: A decorated military-grade ultrahacker, a former Microsoft executive, a programming polygot super baby-genius, a prolific yet gentle lover (well about as gentle as someone with the world's largest penis possibly could be)... but a liar?
He is a lying sack of Shane.
 
If Motley Poo is reading this I want him to know I love his songs and he is the king of Pat posting.
Thanks to Motley Poo I often laugh when the original version plays on the in-store music stations or I happen to catch one on the radio. The last one I remember was Steve Miller's The Joker playing while I was working, "Swingin' my bo-staff in the sun..." fucking lawl. Space Piggy is better than the original for me now. Motley's musical parody of Patrick's retardation has improved my mood while working or wandering about so many times and he's a treasure. All of his songs are great but everybody who hasn't, needs to listen to the Hooligans/Cheers parody:
 
learning about this lazy parasite's various crybaby "medical" excuses. sounds like he's been whining and finding justifications for his lack of effort ever since he was a little kid.

if he'd gotten some discipline from his mom maybe he would have turned out better, but it's clear he was spoiled.

lol "aphasia," like that's even a real condition. "boo hoo hoo poor me." disgusting, no wonder his wife left

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Degenerative Disc Disease = Disease of Being A Fat Ass Gimp. If his ass and gunt weren't so incredibly large his discs would have an easier time supporting him. Losing weight is the #1 suggestion for people who have DDD. As well as exercise and core strengthening. I highly doubt he has ever done either of those two things.


Polyamorous? That's hilarious. So he's a gunt chaser, one just isn't enough for him?
 
I never get it, not at all. Like you have to REALIZE everyone hates you, so if you're going to adopt a "lifestyle" why do they always pick the basic bitch NPC one? You could go full fat alt-right incel and have an "excuse" why everyone hates you, and get a small group that would feel "required" to support you.
Nah, the incel community is harder than just trooning out. Shame Porks totally should, he'd level up big time from "generic cishet huwhite male ally" to "exalted eunuch" in his NPC communities just like other fatass troons like Jonathan Yaniv.
 
This nigga looks like the lovechild of Jarbo and Sargon in addition to being unemployed like Jarbo and yapping about shit he doesn't understand like Sargon.
I think he looks, and acts, exactly like Pat x Jake Alley (bearded version, though in his soul Jake will always be that horrible gnome no matter what Party City wig he's wearing). There's a certain something that even puts him worse than MovieBob, though he's the same physical template.

It's a combination of many things, like one of those people who goes apeshit about notes and hints in a glass of wine: it's flavours of a specific level of delusion, denial of reality, exaggeration to the point of lying about even the most minor things, and claiming expertise in whatever topic is at hand. There's strong notes of a lordly condescension with its mix of above-it-all haughtiness and then unbridled rage, an endless pit of seething barely concealed at the best of times, huge amounts of projection, and of course, contempt - for anyone they slightly disagree with, for MAGA chud TERF Nazi fascist alt-right boogeymen, for everyone who doesn't give them the life they think they deserve and are owed for being on the right side of history.

Shane is the archetype of every single obnoxious nerd who has made women uncomfortable in nerd spaces, the Nice Guy with the Right Opinions who thinks that counters his inherent horrible nature and who sets off every warning signal. He's that guy who women think 'well at least he's married so he won't try anything', then at a con drinks he has half a beer and starts talking about his open relationship and how he's polyamorous. He's the guy who thinks that only calling the correct targets like JK Rowling and Kari Lake bitches and cunts hides his deep resentment of women in general. He's the guy who you see around places like Star Trek conventions and other nerdy things and really makes you understand the concept of 'a missing stair', of the insidious nature of a certain kind of degenerate that, no matter how many women are part of a fandom, you can see why there's certain elements that make them feel unwelcome or unsafe, because there's Shanes around and nothing is done about them because they're at their worst in private and are generally ignored by everyone except their targets in public.

And above all he is, as has been pointed out many times, a throwback to a very specific type of nerd asshole, as if he's been frozen in time and brought into present day. Many of his type have trooned out, or matured, or gotten concerned with real life. Not Shane, though, he's the exact same aggressive, conceited fuckwit he's been for the last twenty years, and he will never get better. I suspect Shane as a cow will be very one-note, but it's an incredibly hateable note. If we're going to get variations, it will be the OnA guys' creativity that brings it out, but I don't know that he has Pat-level lolsuits, false flags and reply guy stamina in him. It will be interesting to find out, though.
 
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