Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%
  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
We all know nothing is gonna come out of this “job opportunity” / application the company isn’t even bother sending an automated rejection to.

What’s more exciting is that he is apparently finishing his scam Game Design degree this year and I wonder what he is gonna try do with this one. An old as fuck man with no job experience or noteworthy portfolio projects attempting to land a job at Nintendo US where they don’t even develop games?
 
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hfuenms83 said:
We all know nothing is gonna come out of this “job opportunity” / application the company isn’t even bother sending an automated rejection to.

What’s more exciting is that he is apparently finishing his scam Game Design degree this year and I wonder what he is gonna try do with this one. An old as fuck man with no job experience or noteworthy portfolio projects attempting to land a job at Nintendo US where they don’t even develop games?
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Blame Toby Fox for being extremely successful and convincing every nerd who’s ever daydreamed about making an indie game that they have what it takes to be the next success story (they don’t.)
 
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He's really gonna commit to something this time guys.
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winterfag said:
Honestly he's mediocre even at that despite all the years of doing it
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I didn't say he had to be good at it.

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He's really gonna commit to something this time guys.
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Oh he managed to write out some kana. How bold. And got a several of them wrong. Not to mention his way of writing them out is weird. Every source I've ever looked at has the vowels up top or on the side namely A I U E O, and the consonants along the other axis. Here, they're all over the place. And he's getting confused as to when to use the " to change, let's say the "S" to "Z".

Also his handwriting sucks but I can chalk that up to his autism.

Fuckedmcgoats said:
This nigga cant even do basic math without having a mental breakdown on his discord. He expects me to believe he's teaching himself a complex language and didnt just copy that from his computer screen
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If he copied that then he done fucked up. Or the person he cribbed off of did and he didn't bother to check.
 
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I bet the job opportunity is an internship or something at a jap game dev. Or somehow Fullscam has a study abroad program and as an autistic 33 yr old hes decided to bet it all on this scam degree.
 
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How do you fuck up a Katakana chart that fucking hard?

There's your five vowels and like 95% of the alphabet are extensions to those, with a few more extensions being the nigori or waru that changes the consonant sound. The rest are weird ones like TSU and N. But seriously, put your A, E, I, O, U on one axis of your chart, and then do the rest of the characters based on the leading consonant. You'd be surprised how a well organized graph can jog your memory when you forget one, but see everything else in its immediate family. And your memory blows Chibi, you didn't even get fucking half of them... and the ones you did get right, you didn't even get your vowels in proper order. What the fuck is wrong with you.

As for tiredness; adderall or modafinil, just good luck getting it into Japan or other nations if you're not working directly for the US government.

Third, without at least a Bachelor's, he has no way of getting a work visa in Japan. The import Philippinos for menial labor and other shit; even the lowly ALTs need their Bachelor's degree.. at least, they used to, not sure about now but I doubt Japan's changed their criteria. Unless he can somehow get in the country and somehow make a female Hikikomori have a sudden lust for dick and marriage, the most he'll be is a pest who overstays his visitor's visa.

Edit: Autism got the best of me, currently prowling gaijinpot to try and figure out what he may be into.
Edit 2: I think I found it! Don't let your dreams be dreams Chibi!
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TV's Adam West said:
If this fucking nigger even touches Final Fantasy X, I'm going to beat him to death. He'll obsess over Kuja, say Vivi is literally him and do a shitty cosplay of Zidan. I'm calling it now.
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You're thinking of IX; that's the one with Kuja, Vivi, and Zidane.

X is Tidus, Yuna, Wakka, etc.
 
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Big boy got all tuckered out from doing his chores today
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What kind of person in their mid-30's requires multiple naps a day? That speaks more about his health than anything else. Sure we all appreciate one on a lazy Sunday afternoon but if you require more than one in a day you should be either exercising more or speaking to your doctor.

And he's so proud of doing laundry. Something that people do all the time and it's no big deal.

Kheapathic said:
How do you fuck up a Katakana chart that fucking hard?
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It takes some fucking autism that's for sure.

I get that he was trying both kana systems but as you put it EVERY chart has the vowels on one axis and the consonants on the other. But overall it was just shit and shows that organization is not a trait he has.

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Chibi was so proud of his efforts that he even liked his own tweet!

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I didn't even read it all the first time but he says he didn't include the dakuten or handaken symbols... and then uses ザ instead of サ and バ instead of ハ. You know. The exact same thing he said he wasn't going to use?

But imagine being so proud of this. When you're in your 30's. You know that time when people are supposed to be established and settled and moving on with their career.
 
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TV's Adam West said:
If this fucking nigger even touches Final Fantasy X, I'm going to beat him to death. He'll obsess over Kuja, say Vivi is literally him and do a shitty cosplay of Zidan. I'm calling it now.
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I would pay to see his shitty half baked IX cosplays tbh. I could use the laughter.

When it comes to the moonrunes, I can tell he’s just looking at kana charts instead of seeking out lessons of any kind 🤔
 
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