Best way to invest - why am I asking this here?

Town Drunk

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I have a lot of money saved, but inflation is a problem. So I'm looking for something solid. I'm thinking of gold, but all I see is gold coins, that I know are a scam. Utilities stocks are a guaranteed, but slow option. How are you planning for your future?
 
Spend your money. It's only getting more worthless. Pay off your debts first though if you have any. Buy land. It's the only thing they aren't making more of. You will have to pay yearly rent to the government, but at least you won't have a landlord lording over you. Build a little shack on your land and get a dog a gun and a safe. Your dog will get rid of 99% of problems and the gun can handle the other 1%. I'm not a shill, but I use provident metals and jm bullion.
 
If you want to hedge your savings against inflation, buy whatever combination of I-bonds, T-bills, and CDs that make sense for your timeframe and desired liquidity. If you want to make money long term, buy VT and hit yourself in the head so you forget you've bought it and never check up on its performance. If you want to make money short term, pick a biotech startup that has a funny sounding name and trade options the day before they announce trial results. You'll either 10x or lose everything.
 
If you're 'Murican, guns and ammo are always a good option. Despite your politics weapons are always worth money and you have a lot of options for selling in a red state. If inflation and the banks get worse closer to election time, I wouldn't be surprised if guns get expensive enough to make a tidy profit from private sales. You could follow Null into his silver coin autism. For gold I'd go to your local pawn shop and look for jewelry for as close to weight as possible.
 
Spend your money. It's only getting more worthless.
Seconded.

One of my relatives blows every single dollar he earns on video games, gadgets and toys. I used to just shake my head at this blatantly maidenless behavior, and tut-tut while putting my money into stocks and broad-market ETFs like a 'proper grown up' does. But at this point I'm starting to wonder who of the two of us made the better financial choice. He can probably use his anime figurines or whatever to barter for food and shelter after the collapse, so what the fuck do I know?
 
If you're only interested in growing generational wealth invest in the continued growth of the market and economy through passive market ETFs and similar, thats what Warren Buffett always tells people when asked.
You will have good years / decades and bad years/decades, but if you have 30 or 40 years of work ahead of you, the market has to grow or the US falls over, so invest in the market growing.
And if the US goes to war with china and loses, it will be moot anyway because you'll be a slave in their post-japanese-trauma sadistic vengeance story.

The lesson of history is that the investor class never loses if they're diversified and burrowed into the economy deep enough.
  • An industry or a giant company falls over? Who fucking cares, you also own a piece of all their competitors who'll slurp up their market share.
  • Inflation? More pieces of paper to count the same net value.
  • Oil Crisis? You own Renewables. Renewable Crisis? You own Oil.

I'm a subscriber to the corporate takeover school of US collapse where they maintain the institutions as hollow shells, in which case, if you own a bit of everything, when everything consolidates to 10 megacorps, its good to own ever a little piece of them.

The diversified investor class has only ever lost when they get eaten by the local population or allowed a dictator to rise, and even then its a coin flip.

Your kids or grand kids will probably piss it all away anyway though.
 
Go with the CWC plan, invest $4 weekly between Win For Life and Mega Millions; two plays each.

Seriously though, an index fund is your best bet. Even the best professional investors have a hard time generating higher returns by picking stocks and other investments...if you wanted to set aside some money to speculate it's not a bad idea but you'll need to know when to cut your losses and avoid falling into the gambler's fallacy.
 
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Sell drugs nigga.

But for real, you said you have money. I wouldn't publicly post how much but you need to know roughly how much you're willing to put out. Now lets get rough, are we talking a few hundo? few G? Lots of grand? A homes value?

Are you US based? If so max the FUCK out your IRA, tax free nigga. What's your age? What tolerance for risk do you have? There's a lot to break down depending on your goals, investment egg and life status, it's really hard to make a buy X Y Z post and help anyone.

Also not trader advice, investments may lose value, jews did 9/11
 
I'm thinking of gold, but all I see is gold coins, that I know are a scam
They're not, but gold and silver aren't really an investment either. They're a store of wealth.
The price of stuff, as measured in silver, has been fairly steady over time.
Think of it this way, remember how old people say "You used to be able to buy a candy bar for a quarter!"
Well, if you take a pre-1965 quarter (90% silver) and you translate the value into current money, you could still get a candy bar for that amount.
Make sense?
 
The best way to invest is to buy up a bunch of Deseret Farms canned food, then wait for the economy to collapse, then enjoy the fruits of your investment trading individual cups of beans for sexual favors with desperate women.

The economy didn't collapse this time, but one day it will.
 
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