Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

Seeing some smug twitterati posting their work-out routines sans myocarditis. Gets me thinking about rubber/glue reactions.

At the lowest level of debate, we have the "I'm rubber, you're glue: what you say bounces off me, sticks back to you" defence.

We see this a lot in the "dems are the real racists", right?

Remember when we were being told that if we didn't get the "vaccine", we'd surely die, and if we didn't die, we'd surely kill grandma? Well, too many skeptics took the rubber/glue defence, and now those same people who insisted we take the vaxx or die can now gloat that they took the vaxx and didn't die.

The limbo bar has lowered from "It's saving lives and prevents long covid!" to "It lessens symptoms!" and now we're down to "It's not helping OR hurting me!" as a win condition.
PS: You're right though. A lot of "How aren't you dead yet" posting was going on retardedly both ways.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Another winter of death and despair survived. 3 for 3 so far. Shout out to my purebloods

 

[ryuichi]

Translation:
You getting injected with Jenova cells?
fuck no.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Translation:
You getting injected with Jenova cells?
fuck no.

I get more of a Parasite Eve vibe, sometimes...

 

[Pissmaster]

me when the doctor tries to give me the vax:

 

[AgendaPoster]

me when the doctor tries to give me the vax:
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That's morphine. All of us do that when you come in pain, we just give you saline and we shoot up the gear.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

let's just say id prefer getting a poopwound over injecting spike proteins into my DNA like a faucinigger

 

[The Last Stand]

Another winter of death and despair survived. 3 for 3 so far. Shout out to my purebloods

Two years since my vaccination, no major health problems so far. It's likely my vaccination was a placebo.

 

[The handsome tard]

Can we all just mutally agree that, at the best of times, the vaxs didnt do much difference in the long term? (Altho big pharma will rewrite history so it doesnt seem that way).
Nature did its thing and, like usual, humanity just kept making things worse for itself.

Two years since my vaccination, no major health problems so far. It's likely my vaccination was a placebo.

For your sake, I hope it was.

 

[The Last Stand]

Can we all just mutally agree that, at the best of times, the vaxs didnt do much difference in the long term? (Altho big pharma will rewrite history so it doesnt seem that way).
Nature did its thing and, like usual, humanity just kept making things worse for itself.

I can't speak for everybody else, but only if you'd agree that the Martha Stewart vaccine commercial was badass.

 

[The handsome tard]

I can't speak for everybody else, but only if you'd agree that the Martha Stewart vaccine commercial was badass.

 

[Butterschmalz]

Wanted to join the Volunteer Battalion to fight the Russians in Ukraine. Was denied access to the airplane because I m not double jabbed. What the fuck? How can you fight Putin with that kind of attitude. Sorry Ukie bros instead I m gonna stay home and watch Rambo 3 where he makes French toast out of those Russkies....Slava Ukraini!

 

[Wesker]

Bombshell Vax Analysis Finds $147 Billion In Economic Damage, Tens Of Millions Injured Or Disabled | ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

www.zerohedge.com

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Bombshell Vax Analysis Finds $147 Billion In Economic Damage, Tens Of Millions Injured Or Disabled | ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

www.zerohedge.com

Downloaded the report .pdf file.

 

[AnOminous]

Downloaded the report .pdf file.

Interesting. It's by a former BlackRock fund manager named Ed Dowd. It's so full of gibberish I can't analyze that I can't really say what I think about it other than what are this guy's medical qualifications exactly?

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Friendly reminder, no one gave a shit about Bill Gates medical qualification when he was on his vaccine world tour.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

Friendly reminder, no one gave a shit about Bill Gates medical qualification when he was on his vaccine world tour.

No one gave a shit about anyone's medical qualifications as long as they regurgitated the prevailing narrative.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

What exactly are the medical qualifications to do this or this or this or this? Where do I get my degree in puppy torture, titty cutting, having two boys do [redacted], or telling actual experts their opinions are invalid because a Jew on TV said so? Or did you niggerbrains who believe in these "experts" graduate from the John Money School of Child Abuse with the same class as (((the experts)))?

Please tell me more about how great they are and why I should worship them. And don't get upset that I called you a name, be a man, answer the question: Why do you take meds from pseudochrists that torture puppies and do horrific things to children?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Interesting. It's by a former BlackRock fund manager named Ed Dowd. It's so full of gibberish I can't analyze that I can't really say what I think about it other than what are this guy's medical qualifications exactly?

He says vaccine is bad so the Tucker Carlson educated folks are all saying it's 100% legit.

 

[AnOminous]

He says vaccine is bad so the Tucker Carlson educated folks are all saying it's 100% legit.

Frankly I trust anyone associated with BlackRock even less than Bill Gates. They're literally Globohomo, Inc. The only real issue is why they're suddenly antivax.