Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[Freezard]

>Programming a flight simulator on his Commodore 64 at age 4
This confused me a lot at first- 4 year olds aren't known for their linguistic capabilities or fine motor control, but programming isn't conceptually difficult, and a cursory search led me to finding out that the Commodore 64 ran on a form of BASIC (not a revolutionary discovery I know but this is a layman's perspective), but more importantly, that a popular and quite accessible book was written full of guides on how to create text-based BASIC games.

http://www.vintage-basic.net/games.html
This, interestingly, included a couple of things that could be called rudimentary flight sims. Not the sort that most enthusiasts would actually consider such, but they involve a plane and a spaceship respectively.
I think it might be possible for a 4 year old to copy down text from a book like this, but I'd be more inclined to believe it was actually 6 or 7. I'm being extremely generous to this guy really. Though the point is more figuring out just what the hell he meant by coding a rudimentary flight simulator, and considering the way he blows up and aggrandizes other things from very minor relations and achievements, I think it's most likely he copied a text game when he was a kid and worded it in a way that sounds much more impressive than it actually is.

 

[CaptainRockall]

His disability comes from when he was buttraped with a buttrape knife, MAGAt.

He's been ass-crippled ever since.

Instead of Buttscratcher, Buttraper...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkd9ycxCJBI&ab_channel=Olita

 

[FATTESTCUNT 2.0]

I remember this guy from Reddit. He regularly got into arguments with people in the Xbox subs over really trivial shit, until he eventually got banned from the main ones. I remember someone starting a thread on r/xboxone to ask if he was really an MS employee, cos of the way he spoke to people, and another MS employee (possibly even Major Nelson himself) replied to say that he didn't represent the company. He definitely came across as unhinged.

He's cut from the same cloth as someone like BardFinn; a sad loser with no real achievements of note, who has built up this fantasy life they use to claim authority over people.

 

[A Random Lurker]

Why doesn't this retard just reply here instead of Twitter? If he uses his kf account at least at first glance he won't be associating every retarded statement with his real name and face like he does on Twitter. I guess since he's planning on never getting a job again he doest have to care if an employer looks him up online.

@KF Cruiser btw I hope you didn't use your real email and info when making your account, null might have standards and not release it to the thread but your O&A account probably will.

 

[Chilli Soup]

What an incredible thread and a hilarious cow. Let us see how @KF Cruiser prospers.

Remember, Shane...



They're everywhere.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I brought this up on @KF Cruiser's profile but I'm still curious, how do you let someone stick a butter knife up your ass? I don't care how much stronger they are than you, I haven't tried it personally but I have to imagine it is impossible to get a butter knife up the ass of an unwilling participant. Even the slightest amount of wiggling would make it incredibly difficult. Shane, I'm willing to change my mind if you personally explain this to me but as it stands I think you asked the babysitter to put the knife up your ass.

 

[Fucking YTs]

Oh, Mr. Cybersecurity expert. I have twisted my plastic butter knife and came up with some results.

Spoiler: Epieos results

Email address: morpheus_phreak@msn.com

Epieos, the ultimate OSINT tool

An OSINT search engine that allows you to perform reverse email search, find related google reviews, use Holehe online, and many other things.

epieos.com

For a "Security expert" he sure likes to use the same four passwords (this is all publicly available, don't fuck yourself by doing anything with this info):

Spoiler: Dehashed results

https://dehashed.com/search?query=morpheus_phreak%40msn.com

Passwords: Whatisthematrix, Hackers, march47532, & morpheus_phreak (his own email address as his password!)

This thread truly is fantastic.

 

[sanguiduct]

Why doesn't this retard just reply here instead of Twitter? If he uses his kf account at least at first glance he won't be associating every retarded statement with his real name and face like he does on Twitter. I guess since he's planning on never getting a job again he doest have to care if an employer looks him up online.

@KF Cruiser btw I hope you didn't use your real email and info when making your account, null might have standards and not release it to the thread but your O&A account probably will.

Someone as totally glued to twitter and reddit as Shane is someone quite literally addicted to the gay little updoots you get on those platforms. Shane knows if he posts here he'll get negative ratings and to someone like him that's like being set on fire. He's such a weak baby faggot he cannot stand the very idea of it.

 

[lost_n'_confused]

Shane, buddy. You sure a butter knife was the only thing that got shoved up your ass? You are not getting pegged no more? Really?

OBJECTS THAT I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE (A Bruno Powroznik Classic)

A classic Bruno Powroznik video salvaged from his latest account.

www.youtube.com

 

[Probably An Autist]

lmao from start to featured in 5 days. Bravo tough guy, you really played us.

thread of the year so far.

 

[internet friend]

A lolcalf no more, but a prized show-worthy lolcow. Good job Shame, you fat faggot.

 

[Probably An Autist]

Oh, Mr. Cybersecurity expert. I have twisted my plastic butter knife and came up with some results.

Email address: morpheus_phreak@msn.com
View attachment 4890256

Epieos, the ultimate OSINT tool

An OSINT search engine that allows you to perform reverse email search, find related google reviews, use Holehe online, and many other things.

epieos.com

For a "Security expert" he sure likes to use the same four passwords (this is all publicly available, don't fuck yourself by doing anything with this info):

Spoiler: Dehashed results

View attachment 4890316
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https://dehashed.com/search?query=morpheus_phreak%40msn.com

Passwords: Whatisthematrix, Hackers, march47532, & morpheus_phreak (his own email address as his password!)

This thread truly is fantastic.

im no janny but maybe that should be in a private tag.

 

[Kookin]

This must be record time to graduating prospering grounds. The guy himself even helped build his thread!

 

[Mr Moonface]

His attempt at a cunty Twitter dismissal of KF is very funny because of what he doesn't mention about the OP: his pathological lying. He sure doesn't want that habit of his exposed, huh?
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Shame, you've got an opportunity for growth here. Will you take it?
Also, that .gif is ableist and you are a discredit to your SJW sistren for using it.
A.L

He's also put us back into timeout for another few days:

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I brought this up on @KF Cruiser's profile but I'm still curious, how do you let someone stick a butter knife up your ass? I don't care how much stronger they are than you, I haven't tried it personally but I have to imagine it is impossible to get a butter knife up the ass of an unwilling participant. Even the slightest amount of wiggling would make it incredibly difficult. Shane, I'm willing to change my mind if you personally explain this to me but as it stands I think you asked the babysitter to put the knife up your ass.

That’s why he was drugged by his own seizure medicine - routinely prescribed for anal rape by cutlery

 

[Fascist Frederick]

That’s why he was drugged by his own seizure medicine - routinely prescribed for anal rape by cutlery

He's only saying he was drugged now because he has regrets about the cutlery cornholing.

 

[Sintharia]

Yes, you read that correctly. He wrote a negative review about a medical practice that he attended for a broken tooth. The doctor expressed concern at his blood pressure and morbid obesity but Shane stuck his fingers in his ears and stated that he would rather have his teeth rot out than be told that his weight is a problem.

This sticks out to me pretty hard. Medical clearances around the heart require that you have a dental clearance. Issues in the teeth can affect the heart. It makes sense that weight and blood pressure would come up, as these ALSO have an impact on heart health. But so many obese folks don't want to hear about negative attributes to their health.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Imagine simping for Tomlinson. I'm surprised two delusional narcissists could actually get along.

He's his Buttery Pat.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

>Programming a flight simulator on his Commodore 64 at age 4
This confused me a lot at first- 4 year olds aren't known for their linguistic capabilities or fine motor control, but programming isn't conceptually difficult, and a cursory search led me to finding out that the Commodore 64 ran on a form of BASIC (not a revolutionary discovery I know but this is a layman's perspective), but more importantly, that a popular and quite accessible book was written full of guides on how to create text-based BASIC games.
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http://www.vintage-basic.net/games.html
This, interestingly, included a couple of things that could be called rudimentary flight sims. Not the sort that most enthusiasts would actually consider such, but they involve a plane and a spaceship respectively.
I think it might be possible for a 4 year old to copy down text from a book like this, but I'd be more inclined to believe it was actually 6 or 7. I'm being extremely generous to this guy really. Though the point is more figuring out just what the hell he meant by coding a rudimentary flight simulator, and considering the way he blows up and aggrandizes other things from very minor relations and achievements, I think it's most likely he copied a text game when he was a kid and worded it in a way that sounds much more impressive than it actually is.

Dang, you've awakened an ancient memory in me--in elementary school (which I left in the very early 2000s) they still had a book of about eight or nine BASIC games you could program (like Hunt the Wumpus), with all the lines of code needed (the other stuff had drawn pictures and some information). Of course, this was hopelessly obsolete by the time I went to school and BASIC compilers weren't a thing anymore...Hunt the Wumpus (et. al.) wasn't going to impress anybody when the PS2 had been out for about a year.

 

[Sammich]

I brought this up on @KF Cruiser's profile but I'm still curious, how do you let someone stick a butter knife up your ass? I don't care how much stronger they are than you, I haven't tried it personally but I have to imagine it is impossible to get a butter knife up the ass of an unwilling participant. Even the slightest amount of wiggling would make it incredibly difficult. Shane, I'm willing to change my mind if you personally explain this to me but as it stands I think you asked the babysitter to put the knife up your ass.

You don't get a butter knife shoved up your ass until you want a butter knife up your ass. I wonder if he requests his gunted wife shove a few up his ass to get him going.