Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[DrJonesHat]

This guy reminds me of someone I know who worked Direct TV tech support. He claimed he "worked in the entertainment industry."

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

fuck you xbox360 support guy, your service sucked. fuck you shane nokes

 

[Ponzo]

Spoiler: Evidence of Jew on Jew crime

 

[Maude Snew]

From a random Fatrick orbiter to a mainpage feature in under a week. What a meteoric rise into lolcow stardom. Please, do have fun.

They grow out so fast.

 

[Zoobles]

disability is not a pension, it is insurance. stop saying you have a pension you fat piece of shit.

 

[GreenJacket]

Imagine simping for Tomlinson. I'm surprised two delusional narcissists could actually get along.

 

[sanguiduct]

Imagine simping for Tomlinson. I'm surprised two delusional narcissists could actually get along.

They don't, really. Fatrick (like everyone else on the planet) ignores Shane's psychotic squealings.

 

[Brutality]

Took a few weeks away/lurking and I come back to see another exceptional individual has popped up, and that he got raped by a butterknife. In all honesty I'm surprised he doesn't want to chop his dick off (let's not jump the gun).

You're here forever

 

[GreenJacket]

This guy gets 0 interaction on his twitter, we're the most attention he's received in a long time.

 

[poopshoes]

There is no way that this guy doesn't start an eternal war in this thread just like the God 4=7 guy. Should be a lot of fun.

 

[Sneeds]

Why is every faggot from Washington or Oregon. You never hear about them in Idaho or Montana

 

[poss master]

wow i looked at him a bit ago and now hes the current king of sperg mountain

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

disability is not a pension, it is insurance. stop saying you have a pension you fat piece of shit.

His disability comes from when he was buttraped with a buttrape knife, MAGAt.

He's been ass-crippled ever since.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

Mmm, how exquisite. Is this a 2007 vintage Internet Tough Guy I taste? Oh yes, there they are, the notes of "claiming to be a hacker" and "you're done kiddo." Excellent flavor, I'll buy a whole bottle.

Seriously though, this dude has no idea what the fuck he's stepping into. The pests are gonna tear this guy to pieces. I look forward to the parody Twitter accounts of "Shane's Wife's Gunt" and "Shane's Cubicle" lmao

part of me legit feels bad because its as if he kicked a hornets nest but somehow the hornets have HIV instead of honey but this faggot asked for it

 

[Spunt]

His disability comes from when he was buttraped with a buttrape knife, MAGAt.

He's been ass-crippled ever since.

You could say that he's really butthurt about the whole thing.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

He was raped as a child, child.

Raped with a butter knife? What the fuck.

lol Im friends with a dyke who her friend got raped by some dude so she stuck scissors in his ass. but this mf lying

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

Great thread and even greater find OP! I foresee many a bowls of cereal worth of milk from this loon! Seems like he may have bigger issues than just being an idiot.

Calling him butthurt will be quite literal as well in this case. lol

 

[Varsha Nagini]

Other than laughing briefly at his wife girlfriend* I do feel a little bad if she's not actually done anything besides be fat and have a poor choice of male.
This exceptional individual though holy shit - the butterknife story really does feel like something someone would make up so they could have a tragic epic arc and if something that mortifying really did happen most people have the good sense not to sperg about it on the internet. The fact that he uses it as a cudgel is enough proof that it didn't happen so I'm going to throw in my own contribution here;

Was it the smooth kind or the slightly serrated kind?

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

This guy reminds me of someone I know who worked Direct TV tech support. He claimed he "worked in the entertainment industry."

First Everquest, and now this? Are you fuckers in my house?

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

I hope when we all get arrested we can hang out in prison and play poker for packs of macks.

 

[Complete Reprobate]

Does this retard have flashbacks every time he opens the silverware drawer?

'Shane! Get me mah peanut butter shovel out the drawer! Ah have the hunger somethin' fierce!'
'Hmm yes certainly dear let me just open the AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH' and then Fortunate Son starts to play.