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Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.
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Tiny Chinaman
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The cyber police are coming consequences will never be the same
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Yes, it is. The file creation time is UTC 2023-03-27 00:55:33.562. At least he didn't include his location... I really miss those days.
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Poopiedoodoo
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Before escalating to the international secret police, I hope he @ various organizations on twitter. That’s the best way to follow the cybersect chain of command.
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Hold the fucking phone, wasn't this lazy nigger talking shit just a few days ago about how "real men built their own PCs" and flexed the exact same PC he's talking about how he got pre-built? What a fucking loser.
EDIT: HE FUCKING DID
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This is something that makes so glad to read, the internet needs more old-school apolitical lolcows who are simply eccentric and funny retards who live out their uniquely retard adventures and stick to their niche hobbies, instead of yet another political/culture war pawn that is identical to countless others.
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wouldn't he be dead from lack of oxygen
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A few days ago he was also talking shit about how he was a super-hacker who uploaded the mainframe of the ONA forums to ”Law Enforcement”, and how once someone’s on his radar it’s the end for them, and how he worked for the Secret Service to put cyber bullies behind bars.
Now he’s obsessively reading this thread in horror in his dingy home, while completely stopping all confrontation on his main account and pretending to be all nice all of a sudden. AKA He’s a bitch.
I bet Shame Porks has a sock account he’s frantically tweeting on as we speak. This nigga is as much of a Twitter addict as Fatrick. And he’s an unemployed terminally-online leech so it’s not like he has anything else to do then watch the views on his KF thread tick upward by the thousands.
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Affirming the consequent. You'd think a "cybersecurity expert" would know some basic propositional logic.
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"I White Knighted Fatrick, and all I got was this Kiwi Farms thread" (still not even a follow back). 
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Poor Shame stood up to Fatrick’s blood enemies, and soley because of that is literally getting nailed to the cross. Yet Pat hasn’t even said a word of support or given the poor bastard a follow. He doesnt’ give a fucking shit that Shame is getting his whole online history systematically exposed, LMFAO."I White Knighted Fatrick, and all I got was this Kiwi Farms thread" (still not even a follow back).
Shame Porks is too embarassing and retarded for even Fatrick Porklinson to defend.
< Shane who? Never heard of him.
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Sumptinsfuckey
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Hiya Shane. I bet you thought I forhot about your fat, saggy, pasty white ass because I didn't post this morning. Nope! I'm just mixing it up pillsbury dumb boy. Now lets talk about how fucking sad it is that you've spent the last 20+ years not only bragging on the internet, but telling the same tired fucking brags.
Lets face it son, folks who actually have fucking accomplishments don't feel the need to semi-anonymously brag online. Take your "good buddy" Bill Gates. Have you ever seen him bragging about his IQ or accomplishments on forums? Nope, because his ACTUAL accomlishments speak for themselves. You know who does feel the need to brag online?
Losers, Shane. Especially fat, weak, brokedick, socially inept, losers who have never accomplished jack shit. Guys like you Shane.
BTW Day 5, and I'm still waiting on that knock fatass!
Edited to add Congrats on making it out of PG!
Lets face it son, folks who actually have fucking accomplishments don't feel the need to semi-anonymously brag online. Take your "good buddy" Bill Gates. Have you ever seen him bragging about his IQ or accomplishments on forums? Nope, because his ACTUAL accomlishments speak for themselves. You know who does feel the need to brag online?
Losers, Shane. Especially fat, weak, brokedick, socially inept, losers who have never accomplished jack shit. Guys like you Shane.
BTW Day 5, and I'm still waiting on that knock fatass!
Edited to add Congrats on making it out of PG!
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I'm starting to think Shane has had all sorts of things crammed up his butt, possibly as recently as last night. If I were Shane with that ugly hog of a wife, I'd go for prostate orgasms too. It's almost certainly easier and more satisfying than hoisting up her gunt and rearranging his gunt and docking his microdick in her cavernous vagina.
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I saw Shane Nokes at a grocery store in Olympia yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen butter knives in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the knives and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each knife and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen butter knives in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the knives and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each knife and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
BlaireWhitesBottom2
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the only thing that confuses me is where the original tweet of him white knighting that fat faggot is at?"I White Knighted Fatrick, and all I got was this Kiwi Farms thread" (still not even a follow back).
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Ayo this nigga posting feet!
Manul Otocolobus
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Some more minor information on Shame:
Apparently he made up a company called "Random Thoughts Media" and said he was the principal owner and operator.
He also apparently made up another company "Hotwired PC" once again saying he was the principal owner and operator.
He also lied (Shock!) about leaving high school to work for the government. It seems he may have attended Rainier High School in Washington and graduated at 18, just like everyone else.
Apparently he made up a company called "Random Thoughts Media" and said he was the principal owner and operator.
He also apparently made up another company "Hotwired PC" once again saying he was the principal owner and operator.
He also lied (Shock!) about leaving high school to work for the government. It seems he may have attended Rainier High School in Washington and graduated at 18, just like everyone else.
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