Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[AirdropShitposts]

How can we make this the first result for when you search up Shane Edward Nokes?

Just wait, Microsoft nemesis Google's already on it:

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I heard Shame's babysitter had a hot body butt-her-knife was ass.

 

[Tangled Headphones]

Shane Edward Nokes is fat and I would not have sex with him.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Just wait, Microsoft nemesis Google's already on it:
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It only took five days, Shane. Where's your MAD Hackin SKILLz?

 

[Fascist Frederick]

If I had a time machine the first thing I would do is go back and convince the babysitter to use a chef knife instead of a butter knife.

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

Shane - pull the butter knife out of your ass and sit over at the kids table, son. You’re on our radar. You’re done.

(And fat)

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

 

[Prince Vegeta]

The new OP is great. I feel like I've time travelled to the Internet 20-25 years ago reading it. What a comfy retard cow, bringing everyone together.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Holy fuck what a ride! This guy reminds me of some guy that took three karate classes at the local community center and is now walking around acting like he's Bruce Lee. A little knowledge is a dangerous thing as it makes you think you're a lot better than you actually are. But you're too green and stupid to figure out that you're still an idiot.

And I'll bet that his extent of "doxxing" people and finding out who they are is just using simple Google searches. A lot of information is carelessly left out in the open when people post to social media. It's not exactly difficult to do especially if the person you're looking for is stupid.

 

[internet friend]

A throwback lolcow like this deserves a good throwback phrase. Shame was probably the biggest script kiddie when he started out.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Late but excellent op Moonface, this guy is a classic internet tough guy all the way and seems almost like a time capsule from the 2000s in every way. He's a classic lolcow in every sense of the word and I can't wait to see the chimpouts and new milk gained from the fucker.

 

[HabeusCorPuss]

Just wait, Microsoft nemesis Google's already on it:

Bing! Enjoy this #1 while it lasts; Satya Nadella and Bill Gates are already on the Microsoft Alumni rapid response F-22 jet en route to the top secret MS mainframe, to patch the OpenAI algorithms.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

Most normal victim of modern disney's gender "equality" propaganda.

what

 

[lowenergy]

Shane Noakes is a fat welfare queen and I would NOT sodomize him with a butter knife.

 

[AnOminous]

Though the point is more figuring out just what the hell he meant by coding a rudimentary flight simulator, and considering the way he blows up and aggrandizes other things from very minor relations and achievements, I think it's most likely he copied a text game when he was a kid and worded it in a way that sounds much more impressive than it actually is.

That actually makes sense. The instant I encountered a computer as a kid I just glommed onto it and was completely obsessed by it. I wouldn't be surprised if other people here did the same thing, or even this autistic retard.

Hold the fucking phone, wasn't this lazy nigger talking shit just a few days ago about how "real men built their own PCs" and flexed the exact same PC he's talking about how he got pre-built? What a fucking loser.

EDIT: HE FUCKING DID
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But then you have this faggotry so I take that back. Dude is an actual literal retard.

Shane Noakes is a fat welfare queen and I would NOT sodomize him with a butter knife.

I WOULD sodomize him. But with a steak knife. And make him scream and bleed. In Minecraft, of course.

 

[Johnny Salami]

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Bing! Enjoy this #1 while it lasts; Satya Nadella and Bill Gates are already on the Microsoft Alumni rapid response F-22 jet en route to the top secret MS mainframe, to patch the OpenAI algorithms.

Currently number 3 on Brave. I'd normally feel bad but Shane will be using his hacking skills he learned from watching Hackers (1995) to get his thread taken down. So nothing is gonna happen because this thread exist.

 

[AnOminous]

Currently number 3 on Brave. I'd normally feel bad but Shane will be using his hacking skills he learned from watching Hackers (1995) to get his thread taken down. So nothing is gonna happen because this thread exist.

I feel sorry for the literally eight. Fucking EIGHT people named Shane Nokes who aren't this specific retard.

 

[Rakovnik]

Long time lurker here. I joined specifically for this thread. Hey Shane like my username?

Hey Shane, super funny name for your new account! However you are not a long time lurker unless you consider since Wednesday as a long time. Also I think I should inform you that all sock accounts require a payment of a crisp hundred dollar bill to the top gunt wrangler @AltisticRight

Like I said before, fuck off because reading your thread will do you no good.

Spoiler: My reasoning that Poopiedoodoo is Shane's new sock

I wasn't out hunting for Shane specifically but I was browsing new users from today & decided to check his profile since he already had a negative score and was viewing this thread.

In his first post, 6 mins after joining the forum, he says he joined specifically for this thread and acts like his name is an insult to Shane when it's far from anything funny or insulting. Nothing too egregious on it's own, just odd and obviously not a longtime lurker.


I mentioned this profile to @I'm Just A Worm who noticed something seemed off as well. Worm left him a welcome post on his profile that should've garnered a response from someone so interested in Shane they joined the forum. I'm bored for a Sunday night and decided to keep and eye on the profile for a few hours in case it was Shane.



He was on his profile for about 10 minutes so he certainly read the comment


He left his profile without a reply or react on Worm's welcome post, then he went back to KF Cruiser style browsing where he flips between the forum list / lolcow thread list / this thread but only spends significant time reading this thread. He hasn't broke this browsing pattern for the 3 hours I have been watching other than viewing his profile. Sometimes he slowed down but always the thread lists or this thread.





And you may also note his KF Cruiser account has been inactive this whole time



Last minute add on- While writing this post I figured I would wait and watch a little longer, just to see if he comes back to the thread without going anywhere else, sure enough after 30ish minutes of 'viewing forum list' he's back as I write this!

 

[AnOminous]

His whole life revolves around Microsoft. Lick that corporate boot, shitheel.

He literally gobbles the balls of Bill Gates. That's his entire life. Shlong-swallowing cum-devouring homo that he is.

 

[Poopiedoodoo]

I’m not just any poopie doo doo, I am THE poopie doo doo NIGGERS.