Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

More vacation pics of piggy and his sow, this time drinking at a "rad" tourist bar. Eating lasagna on a trip to Mexico? What a rube:

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His face is coming apart at the seams.
The only thing travel expands for piggy is his waistline.
where does he get the money for this shit? i've never been clear on fatrick's personal finances or if nikki is providing, but i find it hard to believe he can afford several vehicles, his ghetto domicile, 24/7 visits to hooli's, and take several vacations on his groundbreaking novel writing skills (he's fat, so he falls through the floor). there's no way he's actually getting livable income from his authorial work. unless there's some (at least believable) evidence to the contrary, my personal conspiracy theory is that he spends somebody else's money and/or has gotten kickbacks from SFWA for his loyalty that we don't know about.
He's living large on Quasi's dime
mr down syndrome is live talking shane and fatty
Speaking of Dan, credit to HH Brother
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More vacation pics of piggy and his sow, this time drinking at a "rad" tourist bar. Eating lasagna on a trip to Mexico? What a rube:

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His face is coming apart at the seams.
Is it just me, or is that a bar for gringos gordos con tetas de puta? The bartenders down there know him as El Cerdo Maricón.

Since Pat has a "cerveceros" jersey, I think wannabe Mexican Pat is my new favorite Pat. By the power vested in Meat, I dub him El Cerdo.
 
Pirating my shitty books is just as bad as raping someone, child.

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It’s so relentlessly annoying that everything gets compared to trump still. Carl Benjamin actually said the words “I wouldn’t even rape you.” Someone as terminally online and supposedly invested in politics as fatty should know that’s a much better example but TDS is too powerful. I guess he did say she’s not my type which is just the watered down version.
 
Since he doesn’t wear underwear, how often does his dick get caught in the zipper?
Given that it's the size of an acorn and is smothered by his gut full of dirty old meatloaf, probably not often.
He's looking to muscle in on the local Chorizo market.
Is the flesh of Mexican children naturally spicy? Or will Pat just add swill like Frank's Redhot to the mix?
 
Given that it's the size of an acorn and is smothered by his gut full of dirty old meatloaf, probably not often.

Is the flesh of Mexican children naturally spicy? Or will Pat just add swill like Frank's Redhot to the mix?
The bigger (or smaller) question is that since he’s free-balling, which hangs lower - his pinky dick or his gunt.

God. Sorry for that mental image.
 
It’s another lie by omission. Sure he’s not wearing underwear, but not because hes some sort of demented animal, rather it would be redundant to wear underwear and adult diapers at the same time.

Better luck next time, child.

His lack of underware explains why the Brewer's Blowout was so severe. There was nothing between the shit and the shorts, no containment at all. It was the outside world, short, shit, then Patrick's shitty fat ass. No wonder things went from bad to dysentery so quickly.
 
Under what pretense did he get it delisted from Amazon?

All the Dmca complaints go right to pajeets he probably just claimed copywrite infringement
I'd just love to know how that conversation went. "No, Amazon child, I have been pretending to write a book with that title and rough premise for years now. You have been instructed many times to delist theirs."

It's also feasible he got someone from the SFWA to chip in with it. Probably trivial to get one of those types on board with it, they're probably just glad he's no asking for more lawyer money. Far as I'm aware a DMCA counter would require you to completely dox yourself and/or you legal representative so it's not exactly an attractive option unless all you shit's already out there or you have money to burn on a lawyer. There probably also wasn't a lot to gain in terms of income and the point had been made.
 
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