He interacted nearly immediately on arriving, he went to trivia night. Then he posted furiously about how all the answers were of "old celebrities" a young hip kid like him would never be expected to recognize and that just proves he doesn't belong there with all those disgusting old people, most of whom are almost certainly in better shape than he is. He's obviously been in his room alone ever since so as not to blight his surroundings with those filthy elderly.
It's something I love about this arc. Jack is in hell and heaven. He doesn't get the amount or kind of meat... food he wants but he legit lays in bed pisses into a pan and watches cartoons all day while eggs are brought to his fat face.
Hope was a prop and nothing more. She was there to make the home feel more... homey once Jr and Jr moved out. Jagoff trotted her out when she was a cute puppy and once she grew to adulthood it's stick her in the kennel and ignore her. He doesn't care about the dog in the least. The looks he'd give her when she interrupted his videos showed he was annoyed with her more than anything else.
Jihad on you and jihad on your ex.
I am looking forward to Jack's future burning in Hell.
Jack is so fat that, much like a crematorium can suffer a grease fire from the immolation of the rotund, his death will bring on an eruption of literal Hell fire once he lands in the plane of torment, mercifully incinerating the Wendigo but also bringing the apocalypse to the world of the living.
It's happened before that the extra rotund when being cremated have caused literal grease fires. It's part of the reason why some places have a weight limit and other places have had to retrofit their ovens to deal with all the extra calories being burned off.
His show name will become 100% literal and the new host will be Satan himself.
Holy shit lmao he is something else alright. I had no idea about the arab thing and hadn't seen the chicken waffle one either. I usually watch other people react to his videos like August the duck and youtuber chefs so i had no idea he was this unhinged. I have some lore to catch up on.
4 years ago.
They're funny, but the audio levels drive me insane. Constantly talking over Jack's videos, when they're at the same exact same volume as the video they're riffing on, grates on the ears. It's like I have two youtube vids open in different tabs. I thought this was a problem on my end but I've tried their streams with two different sets of earbuds.
If he was at level 10 he'd be unable to do anything but lie there and cry because you can't move. It is unspeakable pain. It is something that leaves you bedridden and possibly delirious. If he's able to bitch and moan about it then it's a 6 or 7 at most.
