Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

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Who posted bail?

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The dimensional merge will finally begin. Ethan Ralph better watch out, the Sonichu demon's full power will finally be unlocked.
 
Black Spruce said:
There's probably a bond condition to stay off the internet. We likely won't hear from him unless somebody in the area meets him in person and reports on it.
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Can they do that? His crime didn't have anything to actually do with the Internet. I don't know if they can legally prevent him from making an ass out of himself.
 
Where the fuck is he going to live? Should have stayed in jail they have a warm bed, three meals a day, a gym and he could have joined a gang and made some new friends.
 
Yksi_Toveri said:
"Bonded out in an emergency"? Could that mean Chris had a medical situation requiring a real hospital or a family emergency (such as bereavement or hospice for Barb)?
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I think that's meant to read:
Reason for release: Bonded Out.

In an emergency, call 911

As in, some tard mom-rapist bonded out. If he tries to rape your mom then call 911
 
Corbax said:
Can they do that? His crime didn't have anything to actually do with the Internet. I don't know if they can legally prevent him from making an ass out of himself.
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They could make it a condition of his bond that he remain in a halfway house and that would certainly hamper his ability to be a tard online. I'm sure the biggest retards in the sektur are trying to sneak a phone to him as we type.
 
Hopefully this results in funny content again. Chris is clearly irredeemable both socially and spiritually so at least provide some entertainment.
 
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