Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

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[Kill Your Idols]

Despite all the internet's outrage, you can't keep a sperg in his cage.

 

[Valid Hunter]

The dimensional merge will finally begin. Ethan Ralph better watch out, the Sonichu demon's full power will finally be unlocked.

 

[Super Male Vitality]

What is the likelihood that a condition of release/bond is that he has to stay off the internet if he is unsupervised?

 

[Corbax]

There's probably a bond condition to stay off the internet. We likely won't hear from him unless somebody in the area meets him in person and reports on it.

Can they do that? His crime didn't have anything to actually do with the Internet. I don't know if they can legally prevent him from making an ass out of himself.

 

[Cats]

quick hide barb

 

[Markorian]

SCP Breach Alarm - 20 hours Loop

Twenty hours loop non stop of SCP containment breach alarm, alert, warning, emergency, intercom, members facility evacuate immediately, 682, lockdown, sounds...

www.youtube.com

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Where the fuck is he going to live? Should have stayed in jail they have a warm bed, three meals a day, a gym and he could have joined a gang and made some new friends.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

I haven’t been on regularly for a few weeks now and randomly logged back in for the first time in a while to see this breaking news. I must have felt it in my bones like a thunderstorm brewing

 

[2525ABC]

"Bonded out in an emergency"? Could that mean Chris had a medical situation requiring a real hospital or a family emergency (such as bereavement or hospice for Barb)?

I think that's meant to read:
Reason for release: Bonded Out.

In an emergency, call 911

As in, some tard mom-rapist bonded out. If he tries to rape your mom then call 911

 

[mindlessobserver]

I'm really curious if there is going to be noticeable change to his character if he starts making videos again.

He's hardcore now. Did 2 years in the big house. Hung out with the OG niggas.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

He was transported somewhere when bonded out, he didn't have someone pick him up or leave on his own. Gateway Homes?

 

[KolKinhs]

Send help he's on the way ready to rape old women.

 

[Dupree Home Edition]

Now we need someone to publish "My Struggle-Cuddle" and the timelines will merge successfully

 

[scumfuck]

You think he got a prison tattoo of Sonichu?

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Can they do that? His crime didn't have anything to actually do with the Internet. I don't know if they can legally prevent him from making an ass out of himself.

They could make it a condition of his bond that he remain in a halfway house and that would certainly hamper his ability to be a tard online. I'm sure the biggest retards in the sektur are trying to sneak a phone to him as we type.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Hopefully this results in funny content again. Chris is clearly irredeemable both socially and spiritually so at least provide some entertainment.

 

[ÁchtunaRoll]

CAN"T CAGE THE MERGE

The hunt for their thrown out toys begins!

 

[SpotOnTheWall]

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

I bet it was Sockness. I bet he will go live with him now.