Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,599
The Dude said:
Y’know, the thing about a Russell, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he woos ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch slurpin’...
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We're gonna need a bigger drool bucket...
 
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Russketeer said:
Are any of his LLCs registered, actual, and real?
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Intimate Dealings, yes.
Paralyzed Face, no, as of today.

Details on the government site won't support direct link or archive, so here's a nice screenshot:
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Meat Target said:
They already have this. It's called pepper spray.
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Pepper spray isn't gonna cut through that protective layer of cursed +1 grease-armor. It will wick right off, like water on wax paper. No, my friend, you need something with some cutting power. Duct tape your can of pepper spray to a can of degreaser, for a double barrel effect, and maybe, you'd have a chance.
 
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JustSomeDong said:
Pepper spray isn't gonna cut through that protective layer of cursed +1 grease-armor. It will wick right off, like water on wax paper. No, my friend, you need something with some cutting power. Duct tape your can of pepper spray to a can of degreaser, for a double barrel effect, and maybe, you'd have a chance.
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If that doesn’t work, I’d advise adding a lighter and making a blowtorch.
 
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JustSomeDong said:
Pepper spray isn't gonna cut through that protective layer of cursed +1 grease-armor. It will wick right off, like water on wax paper. No, my friend, you need something with some cutting power. Duct tape your can of pepper spray to a can of degreaser, for a double barrel effect, and maybe, you'd have a chance.
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Some 409 and a 1970's/80's aerosol can of Lysol (just to be sure).

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He likes to whine that small claims judges are "fake" because lawyers volunteer to judge small claims cases, but HE'S the one who chooses to sue people in small claims court. If he wants a "real" judge he could just only sue people in Federal court.

And who does he think he's fooling with his "I've only ever sued three people" shit when he's been posting on the same Facebook page about his lawsuits against America's got Talent and Null just a matter of days ago?
 
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Debbie Macomber said:
And who does he think he's fooling with his "I've only ever sued three people" shit when he's been posting on the same Facebook page about his lawsuits against America's got Talent and Null just a matter of days ago?
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ScooterL said:
"I have only ever sued three people. Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande, Murphy the Hooker, Josh Moon, Fremantle, the Governor of Utah, Farrah Abraham, and maybe my biological sister. Three."



Little fella must have forgot the docs are in this thread.

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DumbDude43 said:
>i pretended to sue farrah abraham but i only did that to troll her
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The Great Citracett said:
It's what you can expect when you try to pull a duesch move on our boy.
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The screenshot is clearly old, his pfp doesn't even match his current one
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
"The judges were fake" yeah thats a weird way of saying you had no case and got laughed out of court Russ, you sex pest
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What does he mean by this? What does he expect people to think?
The court found a janitor on his break and talked him into playing a judge?

I wish someone would call him on this, I want to see how his two brain cells would explain "fake judges" to anyone.
 
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ScooterL said:
"I have only ever sued three people. Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande, Murphy the Hooker, Josh Moon, Fremantle, the Governor of Utah, Farrah Abraham, and maybe my biological sister. Three."
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He never sued his biological sister. Also, he sued Taylor Swift once in SLC small claims court and tried to sue her twice in federal court but failed because he couldn't figure out how to serve her, despite the judge in the cases (it was the same judge both times) telling him exactly how. Also, he's really hung up on small claims court judges usually not being regular paid judges. That doesn't make them "fake" of course, but this is Russ.
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He likes to whine that small claims judges are "fake" because lawyers volunteer to judge small claims cases, but HE'S the one who chooses to sue people in small claims court. If he wants a "real" judge he could just only sue people in Federal court.
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Or regular state court. Regular state courts handle claims in excess of $10K in many states. But he may not know that, just like he doesn't know you have to actually state a claim before you show evidence.
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
The screenshot is clearly old, his pfp doesn't even match his current one
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Yeah that's his comic avatar, so that post is from around when he released his book.

I feel like anyone posting old stuff should label it as such, and try to include the date so as not to derail and potentially confuse newer kiwis.
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
"The judges were fake" yeah thats a weird way of saying you had no case and got laughed out of court Russ, you sex pest
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The judges were more real than Russtard is a songwriter.

Debbie Macomber said:
He likes to whine that small claims judges are "fake" because lawyers volunteer to judge small claims cases, but HE'S the one who chooses to sue people in small claims court. If he wants a "real" judge he could just only sue people in Federal court.

And who does he think he's fooling with his "I've only ever sued three people" shit when he's been posting on the same Facebook page about his lawsuits against America's got Talent and Null just a matter of days ago?
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Oh but suing the Orchards and AGT aren't people. They're "entities". So he's technically right except when you ignore the other lolsuits he's filed.

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Yeah that's his comic avatar, so that post is from around when he released his book.

I feel like anyone posting old stuff should label it as such, and try to include the date so as not to derail and potentially confuse newer kiwis.
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It's funnier that way.
 
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