Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

John Blake says "digital blackface" is bad. It seems Keffals is in the clear as "Digital blackface is a practice where White people co-opt online expressions of Black imagery, slang, catchphrases or culture to convey comic relief or express emotions. " and not pretending to be Black to enter Black online spaces to just fuck with others.

So Happy Birthday KefFAILS - you noped out over 'nut'n.

 

Lucas is going to lose his blue checkmark on April 1st if he doesn't become a Twitter Blue paypig. What a sweet lolcow. First he drives off most of his fanbase, and now he won't get to use his blue checkmark to tell himself that he's special anymore. And, most importantly, Lucas will never, ever be a woman :story:
 
Please be gross in another thread.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with keffals and you are a bunch of disgusting transphobic bigots who hate her because she’s trans. I love keffals. She’s smart, funny, and very kind. Someday i want to meet keffals and take her on a date at subway. She’d be all over me. I would take her to the hotel and passionately kiss her as I insert my penis into her disintegrating vagina. I would love the smell of puss and feces as I thrust in and out of her, blowing those pleasant aromas out of that godly canal.
 
There is absolutely nothing wrong with keffals and you are a bunch of disgusting transphobic bigots who hate her because she’s trans. I love keffals. She’s smart, funny, and very kind. Someday i want to meet keffals and take her on a date at subway. She’d be all over me. I would take her to the hotel and passionately kiss her as I insert my penis into her disintegrating vagina. I would love the smell of puss and feces as I thrust in and out of her, blowing those pleasant aromas out of that godly canal.

i imagine it would feel like a hairy handjob, lubricated only by a constant trickle of bile and poop juice
 

Lucas is going to lose his blue checkmark on April 1st if he doesn't become a Twitter Blue paypig. What a sweet lolcow. First he drives off most of his fanbase, and now he won't get to use his blue checkmark to tell himself that he's special anymore. And, most importantly, Lucas will never, ever be a woman :story:
imagine being lucas getting out of rehab and being super excited to get back on twitter now that the heats died down only to find you lost your checkmark and nobody really cares about you anymore. the shock from the lost of the checkmark alone might cause him to relapse instantly. that is if he is even in rehab to begin with and not just enjoy a nice trip around europe.
 
There is absolutely nothing wrong with keffals and you are a bunch of disgusting transphobic bigots who hate her because she’s trans. I love keffals. She’s smart, funny, and very kind. Someday i want to meet keffals and take her on a date at subway. She’d be all over me. I would take her to the hotel and passionately kiss her as I insert my penis into her disintegrating vagina. I would love the smell of puss and feces as I thrust in and out of her, blowing those pleasant aromas out of that godly canal.
I’ve seen my fair share of gore videos and this description alone makes me gag more than those.

Anyway happy 1 year to the thread. I wish Lucas had as big of a month as August when it comes to lolcow material, but unfortunately he’s died down since then.
 
imagine being lucas getting out of rehab and being super excited to get back on twitter now that the heats died down only to find you lost your checkmark and nobody really cares about you anymore. the shock from the lost of the checkmark alone might cause him to relapse instantly. that is if he is even in rehab to begin with and not just enjoy a nice trip around europe.
Haven’t been here in a while. Gonna laugh in Dame Pesos at the development that ol Luke isn’t verified anymore. Good stuff.
 
So someone convinced a small corner of twitter that the 28 year old female school shooter from Nashville today was Lucas.
There were more but I lost them in the chaos of Twitter right now.
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Is it a gayop to revive his career? Is it someone genuinely mistaking him for the shooter? Is it someone malicious actor? Is it just a troll?
I don't have the answers, but it's very funny (If a tiny bit A-loggy) :story:. Like when people edit Wingsofredemption in the lists of accidents or ongoing wars.
 
This is the new Sam Hyde game.
Well I guess my old comment comes back to be even more fitting:
Guys I'm scared of the radical troonlamic cleric Luchamid al-keffali. If you speak out about him he ratios you. Please I fear for my fake internet points. He can't keep getting away with it.

When E*rope is hit with the next terror attack I expect we will see some lovely photos of Lucas in Saudi head wear.
 

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