Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

This nigger's gonna replace @Spectre_06.
Unless you're talking just sheer mass, even Shane would have a hard time dethroning that little sycophant faggot.
Shane never served in the military because even though recruiters were begging him to, he knew the best way he could personally serve his country was by being on the frontlines of Xbox Live and defeating terrorism there for the CIA, FBI, and NSA in between fighting wildfires.

No seriously, that's what someone dug up like 20 pages ago and it answers the question why Shame Porks isn't talking about the 300 confirmed raids on Al Qaeda he did for General Mattis. I'm honestly surprised Daddy Cum Cannon isn't claiming to have been Colonel (ret.) Cum Cannon since these fags absolutely love stolen valor.
For a dude that loves those awful Chinese porn cartoons, you're an alright guy.
I think you're right; these types of people don't just generate bullshit whole-cloth, because the primary purpose is to deceive themselves. You can see this through their consistency over time; an actual complete bullshitter just makes up new stories at any given instance.

I still think the butterknife thing is much MUCH more likely to be something like a nanny slapped him with one; but the "caught with it up his ass and blamed the nanny" option is also to be considered.
Most likely he got caught fucking his own ass with the handle of a butter knife and was yelled at. He later twisted that into his rape story that he constantly brings up.
 
I worked with one asshole who spoke constantly of his time working for Google. It was about five or ten years before he started in his current job, but he'd use it for authority, and it didn't work. It's a weak move.
Google is no longer remotely impressive now that they employ brick-faced troon chink sex pests like Dong-Gone.
 
Google is no longer remotely impressive now that they employ brick-faced troon chink sex pests like Dong-Gone.
Nor is it impressive to talk about things Google did 10 years ago as if you could apply the same solutions today and get the same results. Even if their ideas were good in the first place, which often they weren't, things have changed since then.
 
A grundle of gunts?
A grundle is an excellent way, I think, to describe a collection of gunts, especially since grundle is used to describe the space between the genitals and the anus, AKA the taint. I think it would accurately describe the collective smell a group of gunts would have, as well.

Welcome to the grundle of gunts, Shane!
 
An accurate portrayal of how it would go down if Shane encountered KiwiFarms in real life, starring our very own @AnOminous:

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nah, it can be a blessing in disguise, if the person obviously isn't you.

Imagine how hard it is to search for someone named Michael Bolton or Jackson or Donald Trump these days ha!

he flaunts a W2 with MICROSOFT on it, so he may actually have ascended from the ranks of menial contractor to "actually inside the building" slightly-less menial wage slave. That may be the "mysterious promotion" that was "double pay" and "too difficult so he asked to be put back in the cage" - or it could be that he tried to work retail for Microsoft; lol if a retail job paid double.
He had a retail sales job at the Microsoft Store at Southcenter Mall in Tukwila, WA. His W-2 might have been from Microsoft, which he uses to claim he was a "blue badge", but retail store workers weren't real "blue badges" in the sense that that's usually understood. He wouldn't have had campus facility privileges, shuttle bus access (he showed an ORCA card which is a Seattle-area public transit pass), an RSU plan, full benefits, etc. That said, that was probably the best opportunity he ever had. Those vendor jobs he had before are dead ends. They're fast food jobs for people who think they are above fast food jobs but actually aren't, only even worse since at least in fast food there is opportunity to advance to management.
 
He had a retail sales job at the Microsoft Store at Southcenter Mall in Tukwila, WA. His W-2 might have been from Microsoft, which he uses to claim he was a "blue badge", but retail store workers weren't real "blue badges" in the sense that that's usually understood. He wouldn't have had campus facility privileges, shuttle bus access (he showed an ORCA card which is a Seattle-area public transit pass), an RSU plan, full benefits, etc.
Exactly. It's like the difference between "working for apple" and "working for the apple store in the mall".
 
It still astounds me that people can be faced with such clear realities and deny them so ardently.
There's not much that unifies all cows, but I'd say an inability to accept criticism of any kind would be one of the most common. Point out anything to Shane he doesn't like - whether you're checking his teeth or calling him fat on the internet - and he'll go on the attack to deny your reality and substitute his own.

Which I suppose is another unifying cow constant - delusion.
 
Nor is it impressive to talk about things Google did 10 years ago as if you could apply the same solutions today and get the same results. Even if their ideas were good in the first place, which often they weren't, things have changed since then.
They have a sight dedicated to their "Google Graveyard". Not exactly a place you'd want to mention working for since your project is most likely a failure that was killed off. Now if Google took what they've done to projects and used that in their hiring practices there would be less troons in tech.
 
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