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- Aug 4, 2019
Unless you're talking just sheer mass, even Shane would have a hard time dethroning that little sycophant faggot.This nigger's gonna replace @Spectre_06.
For a dude that loves those awful Chinese porn cartoons, you're an alright guy.Shane never served in the military because even though recruiters were begging him to, he knew the best way he could personally serve his country was by being on the frontlines of Xbox Live and defeating terrorism there for the CIA, FBI, and NSA in between fighting wildfires.
No seriously, that's what someone dug up like 20 pages ago and it answers the question why Shame Porks isn't talking about the 300 confirmed raids on Al Qaeda he did for General Mattis. I'm honestly surprised Daddy Cum Cannon isn't claiming to have been Colonel (ret.) Cum Cannon since these fags absolutely love stolen valor.
Most likely he got caught fucking his own ass with the handle of a butter knife and was yelled at. He later twisted that into his rape story that he constantly brings up.I think you're right; these types of people don't just generate bullshit whole-cloth, because the primary purpose is to deceive themselves. You can see this through their consistency over time; an actual complete bullshitter just makes up new stories at any given instance.
I still think the butterknife thing is much MUCH more likely to be something like a nanny slapped him with one; but the "caught with it up his ass and blamed the nanny" option is also to be considered.