Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Is the flesh of Mexican children naturally spicy? Or will Pat just add swill like Frank's Redhot to the mix?

Whoa there buddy. While Franks may not be some high faluting, gourmet hot sauce, it makes a damned good buffalo sauce.

 

[Meat Target]

Is Milwaukee PD some kind of special needs unit that they haven't figured out this fat son of a bitch is doing this to himself? What is wrong with these pigs?

Nothing, really. Being society's tardwranglers is a major part of policework. That's why I have some modicum of respect for cops.

I also think (and I've speculated this pefore) his neighbors could be hearing Pat's drunken screaming and breaking things, or maybe he's making too much racket with the sausage grinder. Or maybe even the hoodrats have had enough of looking at his bitch tits and shitbox Pony.

 

[TurboNAS]

So I decided to give one of Rick's books a try. Google recommendeded The Ark, first 100 pages avaible for preview. I got like 4 pages in and it just wasn't clicking for me. It reminded me of something I'd write in middle school. I don't know if I'd want to power through the rest of it or any of his other novels.

There’s much better things to do with your time. You’re not missing anything from the latest three books.

I haven’t scoffed through the Ark yet but I don’t imagine it’s going to be any better.

Stay away from Starship Repo (or read the much better Will Tate book of the same name), it has the highest concentration of stupidity in all his books so far.

 

[Ja'amUnbago]

There’s much better things to do with your time. You’re not missing anything from the latest three books.

Of course there's better things to do with my time, especially when it comes to reading. I just started the Culture series by Iain Banks, and I'm half way through Dune. From the few pages I read of Rick's novel I know I can probably read his stuff wicked quick, it really is middle school tier writing. I refuse to buy his books though because I work for my money, I don't want it going to hoolie's or brewer's merch.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

To humour Pat for a moment:
You have to ask yourself, what does a swatter get out of this? There's no drama, it's not like cops are showing up guns blazing after the "19th" attempt so they're not trying to get him shot. All that happens is Pat posts "Welp..." again, and it gets like 1 like if that. There is zero incentive for a swatter to keep doing this to him.

Conversely, there is every incentive for a desperate man running out of options who's entire grift is getting online clout and casting his opponents as criminals to keep doing this to himself.

I'm just sayin'.

Your knock will be thunderous

Here’s Pat having a great Monday morning exchange with a new child atalker. Thank you, Internet Archive lawsuit!

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[delite]

Your knock will be thunderous

Here’s Pat having a great Monday morning exchange with a new child atalker. Thank you, Internet Archive lawsuit!
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If I was making good money I wouldnt live in a half house.

Patrick is fat and poor.

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

Whoa there buddy. While Franks may not be some high faluting, gourmet hot sauce, it makes a damned good buffalo sauce.

PREACH!

Also, you would use something like Cholula or Tapatio on Mexican children, duh!

Of course there's better things to do with my time, especially when it comes to reading. I just started the Culture series by Iain Banks, and I'm half way through Dune. From the few pages I read of Rick's novel I know I can probably read his stuff wicked quick, it really is middle school tier writing. I refuse to buy his books though because I work for my money, I don't want it going to hoolie's or brewer's merch.

TBH, I liked The Ark by Fatrick S. Tomlinson's Ghost Writer well enough. Enough that I bough the other two books in the series, but was unable to get past a couple of pages so I just sent them back.

You are right, though, The Ark was a quick two-day buzz for me (I am a slow reader because I have eaten too many crayons)

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Well... around Christmas, I decided to check a bookstore near me, and saw a lone copy of "In the Black" on their shelf. Absolutely nothing else by our favorite voluminous author (voluminous as in he's FAT, not his 6 novels). Since then, I've been amusing myself by popping in once or twice a month, and it's still been there. Until today when I made my now traditional check-in.

I admire your restraint. I must admit, if it was me who encountered lolcow-produced thing in the wild I doubt I would be able to resist claiming this kind of trophy.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Of course there's better things to do with my time, especially when it comes to reading. I just started the Culture series by Iain Banks, and I'm half way through Dune. From the few pages I read of Rick's novel I know I can probably read his stuff wicked quick, it really is middle school tier writing. I refuse to buy his books though because I work for my money, I don't want it going to hoolie's or brewer's merch.

No, child, that money is going to Quasi.

Your knock will be thunderous

Here’s Pat having a great Monday morning exchange with a new child atalker. Thank you, Internet Archive lawsuit!
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I love how he has to specify his love for libraries. It's such a Fatrickian manner of speech. Someone should ask him how much money he's donated lately, surely a man who frequently dines out and travels the country and world would be able to spare some change for the libraries of Milwaukee.

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

I love how he has to specify his love for libraries. It's such a Fatrickian manner of speech. Someone should ask him how much money he's donated lately, surely a man who frequently dines out and travels the country and world would be able to spare some change for the libraries of Milwaukee.

He doesn’t have to donate money, child. His books are donation enough. Libraries should be donating to him!

also fucking kek at “fatrickian”

 

[delite]

Porsalin and Ethan Van Sciver sat down and recorded a 3 hour podcast talking shit about Fatrick.

Is there a video aspect to this?

 

[grapeshark77]

Pat realized that nobody cares about his "swattings" so now he's explaining that all police contact that could potentially lead to a SWAT team = a swatting. Immediately contradicts himself by referencing wellness checks, which are not illegal to call in and would not involve a SWAT team.





Some people that follow Pat would call this "white privilege". I would love for a real reporter (do they exist?) to actually do a real story on this with MPD involved, I think if anyone cared they'd solve it quickly. Look at the lack of engagement on these tweets.

 

[Meat Target]

Pat realized that nobody cares about his "swattings" so now he's explaining that all police contact that could potentially lead to a SWAT team = a swatting. Immediately contradicts himself by referencing wellness checks, which are not illegal to call in and would not involve a SWAT team.

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Some people that follow Pat would call this "white privilege". I would love for a real reporter (do they exist?) to actually do a real story on this with MPD involved, I think if anyone cared they'd solve it quickly. Look at the lack of engagement on these tweets.

That brotherman is wrong. MPD does have a SWAT (why would a major city like Milwaukee not have one?)

Is there a video aspect to this?

It's on Porsalin's Patreon, and then posted on Vimeo. What kind of subhuman even uses Vimeo?

 

[RiceofSkywalker]

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Reminder:

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At $8 a month, Pat's $5,000 checkmark expenditure comes up to a 625 months (or just over 52 years) long subscription. Let that sink in.

Spoiler: Couldn't help myself

Give me your puzzle pieces.

Can't spell "pathetic" without Pat, and he somehow manages to be almost as pathetic as he is fat.

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

Pat realized that nobody cares about his "swattings" so now he's explaining that all police contact that could potentially lead to a SWAT team = a swatting. Immediately contradicts himself by referencing wellness checks, which are not illegal to call in and would not involve a SWAT team.

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Some people that follow Pat would call this "white privilege". I would love for a real reporter (do they exist?) to actually do a real story on this with MPD involved, I think if anyone cared they'd solve it quickly. Look at the lack of engagement on these tweets.

So did this nigger really just admit that he hasn’t been swatted the last few times? He’s been making it seem like cops show up with guns, which is what everyone thinks swatting is. He made those tweets about “the human mind being adaptable” or whatever and used himself as an example, which he did to make it seem like he’s gotten used to having cops show up with guns and banging on the door. He did all this knowing full god damn well nobody would consider what’s been happening to him “swatting”.

Pretty sneaky if you ask me. Very fatrickian. Fat too.

 

[SnufflePuff]

In regards to the IA, if you care about the art you make why wouldn’t you want it archived in some capacity? What happens if you die or whatever you’re using to get your work out there goes down? I think this really only solidifies Pat makes books to make money. He doesn’t care about the long term effects of anything he makes. Once he’s dead there’s no reason to have his books around, because he won’t be alive to collect royalty checks.

I would think anyone that makes art would be honored to have their work deemed worthy of archiving. Just think of all the lost movies, books, and even video games we already have

 

[delite]

Because im a lazy ass nigga can someone link the archive when PCJ went on ONA

 

[Gay Mouth]

Rick claiming another swatting

Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "12:05 am. SWATTed by our stalkers f…

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this nigga allegedly got free pizza for a year before he realized SWATTing seemed more grave than being pranked with dinner

I'm half way through Dune.

The first and second are great, the third is so shitty it’s going to utterly discourage you from continuing the series, but the fourth is great too. Most everything after that is Herbert’s son cashing in on his father’s IP

 

[TerminalTryHard]

I for one hope the police never do anything about Patrick's obvious swatting of himself. I want that fat retard to run the number up so high that it becomes clearly unbelievable, even to the most gullible of normies.

Yes atalker I have been swatted 420 times.

 

[Ja'amUnbago]

The first and second are great, the third is so shitty it’s going to utterly discourage you from continuing the series, but the fourth is great too. Most everything after that is Herbert’s son cashing in on his father’s IP

I meant to say half way through the series lol, I just finished God Emporer Children of Dune last Thursday. I've also heard that anything after 4 isn't very good.

Frank Herbert was a good author, I haven't read Brian's stuff yet; but I am willing to bet its still better than Pat's stuff.