Rainer "Drachenlord" Winkler - The German Youtube Sensation

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Currently there is nothing new about the attack on the car, but im sure he will be trialed for that because the police report stated that he is accused of dangerous interference with traffic.
And i think the state doesnt drop accusations.

I would say currently Drachenlord is in suspense the upcoming trial and maybe he visits germanys second biggest metal festival again like he used to do every year.

Now to that metal Festival. Last year he did a "fan meeting" there.
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(yeah i know weenie source)

Unfortunately this year our Lord wants to go as VIP to summerbreeze because he doesnt feel save on the camp site. He also doesnt accept VIP pay because he's still afraid of people paying the extra price to go in there and harass him.
So he's currently in negotiation with the festival organisation if he can come as vip.
He says hell even pay for it, lel.
Dunno if he goes this year.
But if he goes, oh boy we are in for fun. The violence stepped up a huge step lately. If he goes this year we can hope for real riots on his fan meeting.
 
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ok prepare for the ultimate ween
this guy is american.
Since the most guys here are american it is kind of your responsibility to doxx this worm.
Enough is enough
 
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How come that people obsessed with dragons tend to be massive lolcows?

In the Ren Faire thread I mentioned that Germany tends to breed to special kind of "MedieviTard", that is, people who sperg about the Medieval epoch and hang out on "Medieval Markets", they have a substantial cut set with Heavy Metal lolcows, Tolkien Tards and BDSM spergs. This Drachentard (I never heard of him before) seems to be a prime example of all this. I just looked into his "Sex in the Middle Ages" story. This makes Gloria Tesch look like Charlotte Brontë and Sonichu like Robert Crumb in comparison -- it seems to be on par with Stefan Knapp:
"Die Königin sagte bin ich die erste nackte Frau die du siehst. Der junge wurde rot und sagte die erste aus dieser näher. Nun dann werde ich auch deine erste die du berühren darfst. Komm näher er gehorchte und blieb neben dem Bett stehen. Dann sagte sie nun entkleide dich. Zügernd zog er seine WamS und Hose aus. Als er nun noch den Unterhose da stand sah sie. Wie er regt er war es zeichnete sich eine deutliche Beule auf seiner Unterhose ab. Gut nun leg dicht neben mich, der Tat wie geheißen. Nun streichelte die Königin sanft seinen Bauch und fuhr mit der Hand dabei immer tiefer."

"The queen said am I the first naked woman you see. The boy blushed and said the first from this closer. Now I will also be the first you may touch. Come closer he obeyed and stopped next to the bed. Then she said now undress. Hasitatingly he put off vest and trousers. When he was wearing only his undergarments she looked. How he was a roused a substantial hump was visible on his undergarments. Well now lie down close beside me, he deed like told. Now the queen caressed his abdomen and gradually went lower."

Most amusingly, he spells "Wams" (vest) like this: WamS. I suspect this is because there is an edition of the newspaper "Welt" (The World) called WamS = Welt am Sonntag (The World on Sunday), similarly to how the tabloid "Bild" has a sunday edition called BamS.
 
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DykesDykesChina said:
How come that people obsessed with dragons tend to be massive lolcows?

In the Ren Faire thread I mentioned that Germany tends to breed to special kind of "MedieviTard", that is, people who sperg about the Medieval epoch and hang out on "Medieval Markets", they have a substantial cut set with Heavy Metal lolcows, Tolkien Tards and BDSM spergs. This Drachentard (I never heard of him before) seems to be a prime example of all this. I just looked into his "Sex in the Middle Ages" story. This makes Gloria Tesch look like Charlotte Brontë and Sonichu like Robert Crumb in comparison -- it seems to be on par with Stefan Knapp:
"Die Königin sagte bin ich die erste nackte Frau die du siehst. Der junge wurde rot und sagte die erste aus dieser näher. Nun dann werde ich auch deine erste die du berühren darfst. Komm näher er gehorchte und blieb neben dem Bett stehen. Dann sagte sie nun entkleide dich. Zügernd zog er seine WamS und Hose aus. Als er nun noch den Unterhose da stand sah sie. Wie er regt er war es zeichnete sich eine deutliche Beule auf seiner Unterhose ab. Gut nun leg dicht neben mich, der Tat wie geheißen. Nun streichelte die Königin sanft seinen Bauch und fuhr mit der Hand dabei immer tiefer."

"The queen said am I the first naked woman you see. The boy blushed and said the first from this closer. Now I will also be the first you may touch. Come closer he obeyed and stopped next to the bed. Then she said now undress. Hasitatingly he put off vest and trousers. When he was wearing only his undergarments she looked. How he was a roused a substantial hump was visible on his undergarments. Well now lie down close beside me, he deed like told. Now the queen caressed his abdomen and gradually went lower."

Most amusingly, he spells "Wams" (vest) like this: WamS. I suspect this is because there is an edition of the newspaper "Welt" (The World) called WamS = Welt am Sonntag (The World on Sunday), similarly to how the tabloid "Bild" has a sunday edition called BamS.
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It's worthwhile pointing out just how utterly broken and mangled both spelling and grammar is in the original text.

Edit: Jesus Christ.
I didn't notice you could scroll in that text window and just now accidently found out...
This is a medival self-insert fapfiction? And I thought it couldn't be any worse.
 
the best part is when the guy does a sandwich with the king and queen:
"ich werde sie nun so postizionieren das du und ich auch in sie eindringen können ferstest du?"
 
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he also exchanges accidentally through the story the name of the mary sue "danken" with his own name rainer
 
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Dynastia said:
@AN/ALR-56 what do you think of all these Germans?
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They should all have been killed post 45.
Split the territory across the allied nations.
Enslave the men and kill the women.
Remove human rights for Germanic peoples.
I'm serious,1871,1914,1939 and the current economic supremacy of Germany shows they should not be allowed to live as they are a threat to the world!.
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AN/ALR-56 said:
They should all have been killed post 45.
Split the territory across the allied nations.
Enslave the men and kill the women.
Remove human rights for Germanic peoples.
I'm serious,1871,1914,1939 and the current economic supremacy of Germany shows they should not be allowed to live as they are a threat to the world!.
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Oh, stop being so tsun-tsun, @AN/ALR-56-chan
Without the germans, the world would not have such marvelous things as pencils with erasers on the end, paper coffee filters or the word "Schadenfreude". :heart-full:
 
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KaiserWilhelmII said:
@AN/ALR-56

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His awkward wiggle dance is just plain retarded. It’s the combination of his dumb "dance" with the house decoration that makes me laugh.
Oldschool grandma home with narrow floor, then this catholic wooden plate on the wall that you only encounter in Bavarian redneck homes.
And this rose also has seen better times.
In the middle of all this filth and crap wiggles our chubby hero, who is so cool that he needs to wear sunglasses indoors.
This video gives me mixed feelings.

Wiggle on, honey. Wiggle on.
 
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Just waiting till he confirms his diabetes.
Currently favorite lolcow by far.

Mysterious Lady said:
His awkward wiggle dance is just plain retarded. It’s the combination of his dumb "dance" with the house decoration that makes me laugh.
Oldschool grandma home with narrow floor, then this catholic wooden plate on the wall that you only encounter in Bavarian redneck homes.
And this rose also has seen better times.
In the middle of all this filth and crap wiggles our chubby hero, who is so cool that he needs to wear sunglasses indoors.
This video gives me mixed feelings.
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The rest of his house is great too.


And yes, just like OPL our dear Rainer also has fap videos and dickpics of his on the internet...the dragonhole goes deep.
 
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