Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Juri]

Oh god, why did he try to give context to his autistic running joke. Why did he think that was a good idea.

He/she is apparently a very good modder, to the point they made their own "modder program" but is too afraid to upload the mod because Alex hates them. They did upload at the subreddit but it was removed. This made the user afraid of ever posting a mod again but they still post pictures of him using mods anyway. Another user made a tool to help mod and an interesting conversation happened: https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si...escripthook_custom_scripting_and_more/d4m2qad

This gotta be one of the saddest things i've ever read. I dont even know what is worse.

This user can customize Yanderechan and change her gender while Alex had no idea. They're clearly WAAAAY more talented than Alex but they refuse to make public mods/tools in fear of "ruining the game" or upseting Alex. He somehow scared a stranger of creating good optional content for his game for free.

This person can make game super game changing mods in a few hours while Alex "I work 12 hours a day" Mahan takes weeks to make small changes and relies on volunteers to do add anything original. Either Alex barely works at all or he is really that fucking bad at programing.

That's the problem with having an egomaniac as the lead developer. Hes alienating his own fanbase from doing his work for him, something I'm sure most lazy fucks wouldn't take for granted the way he has, but his ego prevents him from taking advantage of this stuff because "muh emails".

 

[A Sign]

Somebody on the subreddit figured out how to customise the player character.
https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/4r6m8t/so_can_you_guess_whats_coming_next/

It's called .dat modding Eva.

 

[Xerxes IX]

Oh god, why did he try to give context to his autistic running joke. Why did he think that was a good idea.


That's the problem with having an egomaniac as the lead developer. Hes alienating his own fanbase from doing his work for him, something I'm sure most lazy fucks wouldn't take for granted the way he has, but his ego prevents him from taking advantage of this stuff because "muh emails".

He only wants people to do the work he wants to have done in the game. I wonder if he'd be insulted if someone made a mod to fix the horribly misshapen breasts on all the character models or what.

 

[IceGray]

He could very well be because he thinks his "work's" better.

 

[A Sign]

He only wants people to do the work he wants to have done in the game. I wonder if he'd be insulted if someone made a mod to fix the horribly misshapen breasts on all the character models or what.

Someone please fix the tiddies, I wanna see how Eva reacts

 

[OriginalName]

Spoiler: Offtopic but (somewhat) related

I get odd thoughts about Eva when seeing this picture.

 

[Seahorses]

Is there a video or something of that game he got all pissy about to the Skullgirls developer?

 

[bloodcoffee]

Out of curiosity, I started playing that YanSim visual novel someone mentioned. It's not the worst thing I've ever played but I wouldn't classify it as good by any stretch of imagination.

 

[Keystone]

Out of curiosity, I started playing that YanSim visual novel someone mentioned. It's not the worst thing I've ever played but I wouldn't classify it as good by any stretch of imagination.

Still probably a masterpiece compared to Eva's game, or simulation, or whatever the hell he's calling it these days.

 

[bloodcoffee]

Still probably a masterpiece compared to Eva's game, or simulation, or whatever the hell he's calling it these days.

The VN is definitely the lesser of two evils.

 

[DragoonSierra]

It's pretty obvious that Eva creates games for three reasons - titties/money/fame.

This is pretty much 3 of the 4 reasons anyone does anything

 

[Keystone]

This is pretty much 3 of the 4 reasons anyone does anything

True, but usually you put in work or effort that earns you to right to acquire/play with said things. Eva is hamfisting tits into his project, hoping in vain it'll get him the real thing even though he could just buy a good looking and experienced hooker with the Patreon money he rakes in.

 

[bloodcoffee]

I suggest not wasting your time making fun of bad characters and actually making a good character, if you need to make one at all.

 

[Checkered Spotlight]

There are two quote buttons. Hit the one with the plus on all of the posts you want to quote, then scroll down to the reply box. There should be a little button saying "Insert Quotes" Click that and insert them.

 

[Meowthkip]

"Lol Thanks Senpai~ugguu!"
But real talk though, like a human composter in the Gardening Club? I already made her Heroic and put her into the Martial Arts club...her crush is that Bosu Matsuda guy to prevent her from killing; her titties are a G-cup ((lmfao, but I'm not going to shell out $100 dollars for a 3D commission on dA, fuck that noise))

How about instead of that, you buy nice gifts for your loved ones?

 

[Meowthkip]

More powerleveling:
I tend to either

Spoiler

Gifts
A)Make gifts for my loved ones; plus buying gifts that suit them if I manage.
or
B) Do simple stuff for them.

What I'm saying is, don't give this hack your money, stupid.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

How about we don't talk about our OC autism and stop powerleveling, putting it into a spoiler doesn't mean its still not against the rules.

 

[José Mourinho]

I'd once considered downloading the game illegally for shits and giggles

How would you download it illegally if the prototype right now is literally free atm

 

[Meowthkip]

Never! I'd once considered downloading the game illegally for shits and giggles, but due to life/medical expenses/shit I stopped entertaining the thought of even wasting $$$ on him. His rates are too damn high and I won't give this Manchild a penny.

Nobody cares about your life.

Quit while you still can.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Nobody cares about your life.

Ok; duly noted...and to agree with your point; I will NOT Sperg. Forgive me for derailing this thread. I will not do so again.