Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Techna_NBM]

A pastebin of a lulzy chatlog with one of the Skullgirls developers.

"How is it not impressive that I single-handedly created a fighting game? I made a game with intros, idles, walks, runs, jumps, dashes, airdashes, specials, health meters, super meters, throws, airthrows, and I hand-animated every animation myself. Isn't that impressive? Isn't that respect-worthy"- Dev

Lol, please praise yourself some more. ( And doesn't he have other people help animate? Most of it is volunteer and the animations that came with the character packs)

 

[TsumTsum]

A pastebin of a lulzy chatlog with one of the Skullgirls developers.

What a manchild. I wonder what kind of shit storm would go down if a creator of another popular game came and shit on Yandere Sim's code.

It's pretty obvious that Eva creates games for three reasons - titties/money/fame. He does not seem to care truely about the content in his games past "yay big titties <3". All I see in him is just a horny 12-year old who wants to become the next Hideo Kojima with no effort/growth. I see more passion for gaming and true game design grit from the people who program visual novels on Ren'py then I see in Eva.

 

[Beaniebon]

For what it's worth, the "daddy" thing is slightly less creepier than you might think. It's a really common thing in anime tumblr circles to refer to a content creator you idolize as "daddy" or "mommy". Still creepy as a general concept for sure, but I at least don't think there's some weird fetish shit going on in regards to this guy and Yandev.

I'm almost positive YanDev would be into some teen kid unironically calling him daddy.

A pastebin of a lulzy chatlog with one of the Skullgirls developers.

I cannot believe this is a grown ass man wanting to go into the game making industry. Does he know how many new devs would absolutely love to have someone with 15 YEARS of experience to look over their work and give them advice?

 

[soliloquyR]

There's a thread on the Yandere Simulator Wikia that was created to demote the admin, JackBoog21.

http://yandere-simulator-fanon.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:122944

In summary, this 17/18 year old kid runs the wikia. He talks to Dev on a regular basis and goes as far as to call him daddy. He banned users that tried to expose Yandev and has deleted threads speaking negatively about him.

A few of the fans are catching on and don't want to support him or Yandev anymore.

I don't know, but that's kind of creepy to me. This kid is calling this man (who is eleven years older than him) “daddy.” He doesn't allow anybody to express their *negative* opinions on the dev. Then, he'll go and harass that tumblr blog dedicated to calling Dev out.

How brainwashed is this kid?

Holy shit, that's genuinely horrifying.

A pastebin of a lulzy chatlog with one of the Skullgirls developers.

My favorite quotes

Spoiler: Choice Quotes

*I think wippler-wrokn is Mike Z*

Nov 20 04:47:56 <Midiman> who cares if [Mike Z] shat on it
Nov 20 04:48:11 <EvaXephon> So you're saying I *should* ignore him, Midiman? >_>
Nov 20 04:48:22 <Midiman> no just take the advice into account
Nov 20 04:48:31 <MrPeck-work> all he's saying is that the code isn't industry standard yet. that's not a reason to not keep on improving, and certainly not a reason to not listen to his good advice
Nov 20 04:48:47 <EvaXephon> I think a normal person would be incredibly impressed by what I've done, but a hard-nosed programmer would scrutinize things that a layman wouldn't.

<EvaXephon> I did the best I could with the limited experience and knowledge I had... :/
<Midiman> stop acting like there is a ceiling
<Midiman> just keep at it wtf
<DiscoShark> stop using that as an excuse
<Duckator> Take that as a sign to gain more experience and knowledge
<EvaXephon> Keep at it? Why? So Mike can yell at me again? So the people in the chat can say how funny or painful it is to see my code?

<EvaXephon> All I ever wanted was to meet my hero, get along with him, and have fighting game buddies who I could show my fighting game too. I can't even have that ._.
<EvaXephon> I don't know if I'll ever be back.
<EvaXephon> If your advice was delivered in the most clinical way possible, I'd be able to take it for what it is. But the only thing I can think about right now is that I busted my ass and worked as hard as I could and not a single person has a single positive thing to say about any of it. That's dream-crushing. That's devastating.

Nov 20 05:35:49 <BITTERBEE> Then you need to accept that it will be a long uphill battle that will take years.
Nov 20 05:35:55 <wippler-wrokn> That bug is script I wrote at the beginning of SG, for Filia. The first character.
Nov 20 05:35:56 <BITTERBEE> So why not soak in some knowledge?
Nov 20 05:36:09 <wippler-wrokn> It was LUDICROUSLY bad. HILARIOUSLY bad.
Nov 20 05:36:35 <wippler-wrokn> Looking back at it, I would have yelled at my past self if I'd had the knowledge I have now.
Nov 20 05:36:42 <Alice> No offense to Mike, I think that looking at SG you can see how difficult it really is to create a fighting game that isn't entirely ridiculous and worthwhile at a 'competitive' level when you're working with your own rule-sets and assets.
Nov 20 05:36:46 <EvaXephon> ...I have those moments too...
Nov 20 05:36:54 <Alice> So much tweaking takes place, and you'll receive a lot of criticism.
Nov 20 05:37:01 <Alice> Because people WILL break your game.
Nov 20 05:37:05 <wippler-wrokn> So WHY THE HELL do you choose to ignore my advance, you dumb shit?

<EvaXephon> My code now is 10x better than the code I wrote a year ago, and I was proud of that. I was really proud of how far I'd come. But now, I don't have a single thing to be proud of.
<BITTERBEE> If you can't be proud of self-accomplishment, then what CAN you be proud of?
<Duckator> Keep at it and it'll be 10x better than the code you have now
<EvaXephon> Why would I ever bother pursuing a dream ever again, when this is the outcome?
<wippler-wrokn> So advice is negativity now...
<wippler-wrokn> EvaXephon: WELCOME TO MY FUCKING WORLD
<wippler-wrokn> man up
<wippler-wrokn> been gettin' shit on since 2008 for SG
<wippler-wrokn> that isn't why I do what I do
<wippler-wrokn> I mostly do it to shut people up. :^P
<EvaXephon> Well, I guess I'm glad that this happened sooner rather than later. Now I have a good reason to drop my game and stop working on it now, rather than waste more of my time on it. I guess it was good that I finally learned that it's shit, and I'm shit, and that I'm a terrible programmer nobody should hire or work for.

He literally took Mike Z's inch and went a fucking football field wide.

Here's Mike Z breaking down the truth -
<wippler-wrokn> I'm not here to stroke your cock, Eva. I'm here to tell you how to avoid screwups in the future.
<EvaXephon> All I ever wanted was to meet my hero, get along with him, and have fighting game buddies who I could show my fighting game too. I can't even have that ._.

<BITTERBEE> EvaXephon: Do you always expect positive reinforcement out of the criticism of people who have no obligation to be nice towards you ever?

These two are the best:
<EvaXephon> If there is no gratification for what I've done, then it's literally wasted work.
<EvaXephon> If I hear nothing but "you did a poor job" then it's all for nothing.

They're all trying to encourage him, but he keeps playing victim. Fucking whiner.

 

[Dazzle Novak]

A pastebin of a lulzy chatlog with one of the Skullgirls developers.

Can we get Mike Z to comment on yandere simulators coding? maybe he'll make Eva stop working on the game forever.

 

[float]

There is an Android game called "Yandere School" with over 1 million downloads. The developer has made it quite clear he is not associated with YandereDev/Eva (hey, a statement trendy and smart!) and although I believe English is not his first language, his Android game already has more dialogue and plot/story than Yandere Simulator. See comments on YouTube videos of the Android game pointing this out. Over and over and over. For example, the game is divided into four "chapters," of which only the first is currently playable, but it's actually possible to win. No stupid bullshit like "this is not a game and you cannot win." I bet it didn't take over two years to make. In fact, I know it took less than a year to get to this point. And guess what? No panties! (the character is wearing tights)

Also from YouTube-land:

One of the most-watched Yandere Simulator lets-players, Azzman, has been making more and more comments in his videos lately about how YanDev/Eva hates e-mails and has joked about how people should e-mail YanDev whenever he encounters bugs in his videos. This is someone who intentionally "breaks the game" (often with mods, often hilariously). The not-so-subtle hints that he thinks YanSim is a joke (and plays it as such)...priceless.

A Portuguese guy named Pedro has made a Yandere Simulator visual novel game. It has practically five times the amount of story directions and plot lines as Alex's "game." He's managed to integrate rivals and characters that Eva hasn't even activated in YanSim itself (e.g the nurse, a teacher, and Senpai's sister). No there's no incest.

I'll be sticking to my assertion that Yandere Simulator is a parody of itself. By 2019, I doubt it'll be a finished game. If anything, it'll be forgotten. Probably not even meme-status.

 

[Fatcat]

I wonder what will happen if I tweet or send an email with the quote from Mike tho
(He'll probably act like the victim as always I guess)

http://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2016/27/1467664352-capture-d-ecran-2016-07-04-a-22-31-08.png
So now exposing someone for being a narcissistic pervert freak with fetishes like underage girls and doing a poor job at coding a game and scamming tons of people on patreon is bad ? lmao it seems like his fanbase consist of people stroking his dick every single day of his life, how sad.

 

[Xerxes IX]

I'm almost positive YanDev would be into some teen kid unironically calling him daddy.

That admin's a guy and not a Japanese schoolgirl, so he probably won't be as interested.

And fuck, considering all the anime fetish stuff he'd probably like to be called oniichan better.

 

[Fatcat]

Okay so I went on the stream I just said "Has YandereDev ever spoke to mike since the day he had a "fight" with him ?" and got banned

 

[cappaint]

Somebody on the subreddit figured out how to customise the player character.
https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/4r6m8t/so_can_you_guess_whats_coming_next/

 

[MagneticTowels]

You know something's wrong when your software isn't even done and the competition is already outclassing it

 

[Xerxes IX]

Somebody on the subreddit figured out how to customise the player character.
https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/4r6m8t/so_can_you_guess_whats_coming_next/

The fact that they made the player character a male reminded me he seems to have some autistic aversion to...even seeing genderbend versions of Yandere-chan, and that's probably what he thinks "shouldn't be possible" cause you know, having a dude do it ruins the whole fantasy and that can't be allowed.

 

[LucasSomething]

There's a thread on the Yandere Simulator Wikia that was created to demote the admin, JackBoog21.

http://yandere-simulator-fanon.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:122944

In summary, this 17/18 year old kid runs the wikia. He talks to Dev on a regular basis and goes as far as to call him daddy. He banned users that tried to expose Yandev and has deleted threads speaking negatively about him.

A few of the fans are catching on and don't want to support him or Yandev anymore.

I don't know, but that's kind of creepy to me. This kid is calling this man (who is eleven years older than him) “daddy.” He doesn't allow anybody to express their *negative* opinions on the dev. Then, he'll go and harass that tumblr blog dedicated to calling Dev out.

How brainwashed is this kid?

I was watching this dude yesterday, some extra details that need to be said:

1-That's not the Yandere Sim wikia, that's the FANON wikia, Jackboog is one of the admins there. Unlike all the other users, he has 6 DIFFERENT SECTIONS for his own fanon stuff, which means he has +50 OCs (most have less than 5) and he will argue with other users all the time, that their OCs "aren't worth" a page or are "copying" his OCs.

2-He is the one and only admin of THE REAL WIKIA. That's why there is nothing negative about Alex there, he deletes and bans anyone who disagrees. Also, he calls himself the son of YandereDev and Samus Aran (yes, he is THAT is why he refers to Alex as "daddy").

3-He also made a tumblr called http://go-yanderedev.tumblr.com/ which is basically Jackboog downplaing Alex's homophobia, etc

TL;DR: This dude is the perfect example of "that autistic fan who would kill for his idol".

 

[Fatcat]

Oh so he quoted Yanderdev "“It’s unforgivable to deliberately violate another human being, especially someone who is too young to defend themself or even comprehend what you’re doing to them.“ - YandereDev"
Are we talking about the same guy who wrote fanfiction about a girl getting raped by three different persons at several times and have a fetish for underage girls ?

 

[soliloquyR]

I was watching this dude yesterday, some extra details that need to be said:

1-That's not the Yandere Sim wikia, that's the FANON wikia, Jackboog is one of the admins there. Unlike all the other users, he has 6 DIFFERENT SECTIONS for his own fanon stuff, which means he has +50 OCs (most have less than 5) and he will argue with other users all the time, that their OCs "aren't worth" a page or are "copying" his OCs.

2-He is the one and only admin of THE REAL WIKIA. That's why there is nothing negative about Alex there, he deletes and bans anyone who disagrees. Also, he calls himself the son of YandereDev and Samus Aran (yes, he is THAT is why he refers to Alex as "daddy").

3-He also made a tumblr called http://go-yanderedev.tumblr.com/ which is basically Jackboog downplaing Alex's homophobia, etc

TL;DR: This dude is the perfect example of "that autistic fan who would kill for his idol".

You can play his YandereSim fangame here:
http://gamejolt.com/games/yandere-simulator-2d/88097
Here's some gameplay:

The best fucking part is at 0:53

This is the video that inspired Jackboog's scary obsession.

Also, holy shit:

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

"Good job, you did a thing in Unity that runs and renders stuff for you and you made an update loop and some anims. Good shit, sir. You only wanna hear that?"

...
Fuck YanDev. I'm now convinced that "senpai" is simply YanDev's Gary Sue Self-Insert. I...I'm done and just simply awaiting until the game crashes and burns from lack of players/fan attention..

Edit1: More quotes that caught my eyes:
"<wippler-wrokn> EvaXephon: "now that I've heard the suggestion" I have been GIVING you FUCKING suggestions about other things that you have been IGNORING
Nov 20 05:13:28 <wippler-wrokn> oh my god I hope you have a kid that has your attitude
Nov 20 05:13:39 <wippler-wrokn> (my dad told me that once :^)
Nov 20 05:13:45 <EvaXephon> (I don't get it)"

 

[BigBlueberryBabbu]

 

[Smarmy]

You're my senpai, daddy!~

 

[Peanut]

I think the fact that YanDev hasn't told this kid to stop the daddy shit is pretty telling too. Personally, if some teen boy off the internet was consistently calling me daddy even as a joke, I'd put a stop to it pronto, and I definitely wouldn't be passively encouraging said kid to make up a weird fantasy about being my son (??). There's some serious :autism: involved if you don't even have the social skills to figure out any normal person would find this creepy.

 

[LucasSomething]

Somebody on the subreddit figured out how to customise the player character.
https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/4r6m8t/so_can_you_guess_whats_coming_next/

He/she is apparently a very good modder, to the point they made their own "modder program" but is too afraid to upload the mod because Alex hates them. They did upload at the subreddit but it was removed. This made the user afraid of ever posting a mod again but they still post pictures of him using mods anyway. Another user made a tool to help mod and an interesting conversation happened: https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si...escripthook_custom_scripting_and_more/d4m2qad

This gotta be one of the saddest things i've ever read. I dont even know what is worse.

This user can customize Yanderechan and change her gender while Alex had no idea. They're clearly WAAAAY more talented than Alex but they refuse to make public mods/tools in fear of "ruining the game" or upseting Alex. He somehow scared a stranger of creating good optional content for his game for free.

This person can make game super game changing mods in a few hours while Alex "I work 12 hours a day" Mahan takes weeks to make small changes and relies on volunteers to do add anything original. Either Alex barely works at all or he is really that fucking bad at programing.