Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[Camo Fox]

everything about this thread and situation is incredibly autistic

It's super autistic but it's actually pretty funny. Reminds me of the old Trihard 4chan raid days. Props to the zoomers for somehow reigniting this hyper-edgy but refined trolling in a modern era.

 

[Looney Troons]

the soyteens have started spray painting TND everywhere

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This writing is some of the most retarded looking shit I’ve seen all week (it’s Monday) and I absolutely love it. Those Gs and Es just reek of schizophrenia

 

[cobsongemmy]

I like Cobson because someone saw the weird ass 90s movie The Lawnmower Man where Jeff Fahey plays a retarded gardener that gets made smart by computers and fights Pierce Brosnan in cyberspace and their immediate reaction was to make a soyjak of it
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its my favorite 'jak too, simply due to how absurd and exaggerated his expression looks

Yeah it's funny after that one fox11 report it sort of became this place where supposedly bad things happen. If I recall the guy who was interviewed did it to himself because he tried making 4chan his personal Army.

Even more internet savvy people still treat it like a massive doxing and rainy site, when HWNDU was the last time they did anything fun but on occasion they do know how to find a guy with limited information (Portland shooting, Darryl Brooks)

agree, HWNDU was the last time the 'cuck was funny and creative, now its just endless spam and political sperging from both sides, they lost the ability to have fun

I didn't think that the users of Soyjack.party were actual teenage zoomers. I always thought they were middle aged schizoposters from /qa/ who found home amongst other schizos.

You'd think 4chan would be the one filled with teenagers, but no. Look at that fedposting idiot from /pol/ who got arrested a few weeks ago and compare him to this babyfaced, Roblox playing child. Bizarre.

Soyteen was actually originally an insult/slur some coping 4cuck made angaist 'jak posters but they owned on it because its pretty funny

I genuinely miss 8chan circa 2017ish. This soyjak site just reminds me of aughts era "randumb" humor. Just retarded spergs spouting random shit with no purpose. Maybe I'm just old now but it just seems so incoherent and autistic.

ehhhh the fedposting era wasn't that funny as i said HWNDU was the only funny part of that decade, the trump/kek stuff aged like milk

AFAIK they used to spam rape CP and hurtcore CP too, spamming gore on twitch is tame for them

The only people who find sharty funny are underage sharty users themselves

nah , we didn't, you are probally confusing us with foodists or saw goth doing it

 

[Fcret]

Nice to see the kids having good wholesome fun for a change instead of spending all day getting groomed on Discord.

 

[Avtistic 'gert]

4chan has become a trannycracy led by a janitor mafia acting in bad faith against the young men that just wanted an outlet for unhinged shitposting and free speech.
This is what caused the evolutionary pressure for the rise of the soyteen.

 

[Senior Frogmin]

So I'm skimming through the pages and I have to ask. What is their deal with hating oldfags. I can kinda understand why but it's hilariously bizarre that they have issues with people that probably don't even care about imageboards anymore.

 

[under_scores]

I didn't think that the users of Soyjack.party were actual teenage zoomers. I always thought they were middle aged schizoposters from /qa/ who found home amongst other schizos.

I frankly assume they're literal discord trannies, but not in the conventional sense. We're talking about three groups of estrogen customers here. There's the fifth-column 'cords that attempt to do gayops (the boogeymen), the outsider twitter normies who are increasingly learning about it (the enemy), and perhaps most importantly... the average 'roon 'teen (the voting bloc).

I know it's a stretch to claim that it's (largely) trannies all the way down, but I've been seeing party lingo penetrate deep into places like twitter. Not just in the 2nd group predictably reacting in horror at the fact such places are still allowed to exist on the internet, but real 'teens hiding in plain sight. I think they're everywhere, and I think a huge proportion of them are trannies or otherwise anti-chuds who moonlight (wouldn't even call it a LARP) as 'teens. In my opinion, a plurality of the Sharty is made up of assorted safe-edgy small-time twitter fags. Not full-on left-wing orthodoxy (they're a smaller fragment), but the milquetoast, niche-but-not-verboten types. And they are masked to near perfection the moment they open an incognito tab and head to an imageboard like the Sharty. Liberty is safety from all hindrances, even sin. To be clear: there are real chuds, but they're at minimum of equal influence with the fellow-travelers, the transchuds, the uncommitted. That image of chudjak and troonjak smiling, brothers-in-arms, side by side? It's true. It's always been true.
Perhaps all of this is orchestrated by the 1st group I mentioned, the cabals of servers and jannies who may indeed post the HWABAS4BBC threads. Perhaps not.

All we can say is this: The world is just a music-box that our Lord God winds Himself. We are all dancing to a prearranged song.

 

[Avtistic 'gert]

So I'm skimming through the pages and I have to ask. What is their deal with hating oldfags. I can kinda understand why but it's hilariously bizarre that they have issues with people that probably don't even care about imageboards anymore.

It's because 4chan has that oldfag worship culture, /qa/ started the oldfag-hating meme as a way to attack the sacred cows.
>"you disagreed with my argument? that's because you're a hecking newfag!!! i'm obviously in the right because i wasted more time of my life on the anime porn imagedump CIA honeypot website"

 

[Fcret]

So I'm skimming through the pages and I have to ask. What is their deal with hating oldfags. I can kinda understand why but it's hilariously bizarre that they have issues with people that probably don't even care about imageboards anymore.

Because the oldfag era was like 15 years ago. The only people who still claim to be oldfags aren't actually oldfags - they're just fags.

It's like claiming to be part of anonymous post-antisec.

 

[cobsongemmy]

So I'm skimming through the pages and I have to ask. What is their deal with hating oldfags. I can kinda understand why but it's hilariously bizarre that they have issues with people that probably don't even care about imageboards anymore.

because a lot of them are VERY defensive about the honor of the "good internet era" , you can see some examples in this very thread

 

[Stochastic Terrorist]

Who?

Alexander the Great

 

[Sheogorath]

EVERYONE IS SECRETELY TRANNIES IN DISGUISE

 

[GET!]

Which ‘lig is best? I think Coco because she is wholesome.

maya because i could fix her

 

[seed]

I'm still not sure about the Sharty Are the based? Retarded? Bored? I don’t get zoomers, which I guess finally fulfills the cycle of pop culture

Retarded. The Sharty is mostly filled with discord-obsessed zoomers who don't understand how to be normally socially. It's pretty absurd how popular soyjak culture has gotten in the past few years and how people have gotten so captivated by it that they feel a need to attach a soyjak to every post they make. There is not a single board that discusses interesting fields, /tech/ is filled with illiterate zoomers asking how to ban evade or how to start a minecraft server for free. I don't really understand how people are drawn there as the post quality is non-existant.

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

READ THIS POST TOO, FRONT-PAGIES ^^^^^^^^^^

That other thread about him that got linked:
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Thread Link (https://archive.ph/xaSHN)
Doxbin (https://archive.ph/0YQ9V)
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This video is pretty funny

Spoiler: Local Archive

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It's not every day that a raid snitch gets any comeuppance, let alone has someone show up to their fucking house. wow

Holy shit lol, when I opened up the featured post I was wondering why the initial post looked so familiar. Finally it dawned on me, I remember seeing this sometime last week while taking a quick look to the site. I just scrolled past it not paying attention. Good job sharty, a true group of misfits.

 

[Aspic Retard]

GET on Leftypol /hobby/:



Thread

 

[Jump]

The kiwi-related soyjaks from that thread.

Spoiler: soyjak featuring null's broke dick nsfw cartoon

 

[Morwyn]

Is this what old 4chan was like?
I mean, say what you will but they look like they're having fun.

I can't speak to the entirety of soyjak.party because I've never visited, but the featured headline definitely feels classically 4chan, like circa 2007-2010 maybe.

Maybe the kids are alright after all...

 

[Cable 7]

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Man still tries to stream around the mutilated face, yet it's the swastika that causes him to stop. Truly amazing.

 

[Scooter Kid]

I fucking love IRL jakking

Spoiler: fiti