Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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Oh yeah I love Trump's BBB
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I was in Agartha as part of a student exchange program.
Oh sorry. Wrong person then. All of us Indians lookalike because we are so many in one small shitty house that I forgot that you weren't in india anymore. Saar you are so lucky, forget anything about what I said. She definitely wants you. You should go to instagram and go Looksmax. You will definitely become tall and white after buying a looksmax course from a seller in an unverified country by a faceless coach who has a heavy accent. Please bring her home once you get her Saar. Sharing is caring.
 
Oh sorry. Wrong person then. All of us Indians lookalike because we are so many in one small shitty house that I forgot that you weren't in india anymore. Saar you are so lucky, forget anything about what I said. She definitely wants you. You should go to instagram and go Looksmax. You will definitely become tall and white after buying a looksmax course from a seller in an unverified country by a faceless coach who has a heavy accent. Please bring her home once you get her Saar. Sharing is caring.
Shutcho bitchass up nigga, you admitted to wanting to cut your tits off and poon out, or whatever that embarassing self-humiliation ritual was 20 pages back.
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L'agugu sera toujours un joyau.
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Please bring her home once you get her Saar
Even doe actually marrying women is LE CUCKED, and real alphas are pimps and manwhores, or however the pickup is artistred.
Shutcho bitchass up nigga, you admitted to wanting to cut your tits off and poon out, or whatever that embarassing self-humiliation ritual was 20 pages back.
>cutting off your tits and pooning out
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Oh sorry. Wrong person then. All of us Indians lookalike because we are so many in one small shitty house that I forgot that you weren't in india anymore. Saar you are so lucky, forget anything about what I said. She definitely wants you. You should go to instagram and go Looksmax. You will definitely become tall and white after buying a looksmax course from a seller in an unverified country by a faceless coach who has a heavy accent. Please bring her home once you get her Saar. Sharing is caring.
BRUUUUH SYBAU HOE ASS GAY ASS NIGGA
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^^^ video of your ass tweaking out bout this btw 😂
 
monkey's paw: you can now live with Nvll and his mommy in serbia with him :)
What if we lived with Null

We would be eating European cheese and drinking diet coke all day

But then troons would knock on our house door

And we’d need to hide from them before we get slimed out in saarbia

That would be bad
 
Shutcho bitchass up nigga, you admitted to wanting to cut your tits off and poon out, or whatever that embarassing self-humiliation ritual was 20 pages back.
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It's called moving on and character development. My actions from before does not fully define who I am now because I am capable of learning from them. Typical moid. This is why all of you tantrum out when a woman rejects you. Noone cares that you're heartbroken in the gym, you should be working on your emotional strength instead of physical strength because that's where your true problem is. Going to the gym everyday is just an excuse to runaway from your weakness when you should be tackling that problem head on and working to resolve and endure the reality of it's existence than ignoring it and letting it fester.
That is what I did, even if I did sperg out in an online forum where noone cares or personally knows me. Internet and real life are separate. Why are kiwicucks so obsessed over how people perceive them online, I thought we were making.personas not fully connected to us. Yeah, you know I'm 5'10 young adult with mommy issues who had thoughts of pooning out, but that's just a small side of my story that aren't any different to most mentally ill women online.
Also I'm literally the epi victim you always virtue signal about, so it puts into question to how strong and authentic your values really are when you couldn't even be slightly empathetic to my stupidity. Could it just be a facade to make yourself look better like how most Kiwicucks do before being exposed to be the things that they claim to hate? Look homie we already know the solution to the so called grooming you always keep complaining about. Which is to never give your children access to the internet to begin with and be a better parent. There are adult spaces like the kiwifarms and any children that comes across this website will be groomed all the same. So the parents are to blame for their neglect and the inability to monitor their children. Children have no place online so why insist on welcoming them here instead of supporting bills preventing them from accessing this uncontrollable digital space predominantly used by adults and causes a dozen known mental illnesses from prolonged use. You can't police everyone, it all falls down to personal responsibility from the user, not a larger middle party. That's how you get authoritarian surveilance, erasure of free speech, and censorship. Everything has a cost and true security will cost your freedom.
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There's my answer. Try to listen for once. The ability to read thing for what they are is a sign of emotional intelligence. Or something. Snopes fact checked and academically checked by critically acclaimed clinical Psychologist Dr. SoyBerg.
 
BRUUUUH SYBAU HOE ASS GAY ASS NIGGA
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^^^ video of your ass tweaking out bout this btw 😂
🔥 boi.... ts is goodest level of TUFF never seen before... 💯


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PACKGOD: Wow. you need to shut your ketchup stain, Junkrat main, micro brain, aluminium chain, ankle sprain, CHOCOLATE RAIIIIN, with your runny nose dirty toes lick hobos cOwAbUnGa BrOs, Dude, I want you to look at your entire life. All your life choices. And tell me when you had an original idea in your brain. Your ass got kicked out and disowned and you started aggressively tapping the home button on your IPhone "Oh, help. Why is it not working?". YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS LIKE A NARUTO FILLER EPISODE, MY BOY! YOUR PRANKS ARE AS REPETITIVE AS THE AD "Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper" YOUR BRAIN IS JUST AS REAL AS THE LOVE YOUR PARENTS HAVE FOR YOU! YOUR GRANDMA GAVE BLING BLING BOY A LAP DANCE FOR PAY DAY. Wait hold on! *Punch punch punch* GIVE ME THE MONEY YOUR GRANDMA! I JUST ROBBED YOUR GRANDMA! I JUST HIT A LICK ON YOUR GRANDMA, HOW DOES THAT FEEL?! SHE POOR AS HELL NOW! YOU PUT A BALLOON ON YOUR HEAD AND THOUGHT IT WAS A DURAG! YOU LIKE RONALD MCDONALD FROM OHIO! "HEYA KID! YOU WANT A BIG MAC?!" WHEN YOU WALK DOWNSTAIRS YOUR WHOLE HOUSE STARTS RUMBLING! YOU BRING THE POWER OF EREN YEAGER AND 37 COLOSSAL TITANS DOWN YOUR STAIRCASE! AFTER YOU EAT DINNER YOU EAT THE PLATE AND THEN YOU EAT THE TABLE AS WELL! CHOMP CHOMP! YOU RENT OUT THE GAP BETWEEN YOU TEETH AS A PARKING SPACE FOR ANTS! YOU LOOK EMO ASF "CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES! THIS IS MY LAST RESORT! SUFFOCATION! NO BREATHING!" LOOK AT YOUR NOSE YOU HAVE TWO MARIO PIPES COMING OUT OF YOUR HEAD! YAHOO! LET'S A GO! THEY MADE A SEQUEL TO FINDING NEMO BASED OFF YOUR ASS CALLED "LOCATING CHROMOSOMES! IN THEATRES THIS JULY!" YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A RAT LIVING UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN! YOU POSTED AN INSTAGRAM STORY ABOUT A JAMAICAN CRICKET GIVING YOU A LAP DANCE IN THE BACK OF TOYS R US! YOU TORTURED AN ANT BY TYING HIM TO YOUR BUTTHOLE AND FARTING ON HIM! I HAVE MORE ROASTS YOU KNOW! YOUR GRANDMA IS A DARK SOULS BOSS CALLED "THE WRINKLE!

GET NOSCOPEEEEEEEEEEED!!!
 
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