Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Cynthia Behave]

So you’re about to sue Nick over mean words on the internet? Because he’s in a discord server that talks shit about you? Has he actually said any of the defamatory things you’re suing over? Are you going to keep vague posting or actually show us some proof this time like a non retard? So many questions. You have moles on the inside you’re a super special secret double agent. I’m really starting to think my “joke” about you fail doxing yourself might be true. You’re completely unhinged. Sorry your locals friends rejected you I know that must be hard for a bpd wine mom like you but you gotta get over it.

I’m looking forward to a Cynthia v Nick lol suit. 2 cow on cow lawsuits from one cow at the same time this has been a wild Monday.

Do. These people called my minor children and Nick was fully aware. You're serious? Do you even have children?

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

So you’re about to sue Nick over mean words on the internet? Because he’s in a discord server that talks shit about you? Has he actually said any of the defamatory things you’re suing over? Are you going to keep vague posting or actually show us some proof this time like a non retard? So many questions. You have moles on the inside you’re a super special secret double agent. I’m really starting to think my “joke” about you fail doxing yourself might be true. You’re completely unhinged. Sorry your locals friends rejected you I know that must be hard for a bpd wine mom like you but you gotta get over it.

I’m looking forward to a Cynthia v Nick lol suit. 2 cow on cow lawsuits from one cow at the same time this has been a wild Monday.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Do. These people called my minor children and Nick was fully aware. You're serious? Do you even have children?

Ok? Someone prank called your kids do you also sue telemarketers? You’re still not giving us any information it sounds like you’re just really butthurt lmao

 

[200MB]

Do. These people called my minor children and Nick was fully aware. You're serious? Do you even have children?

This is completely unacceptable and must be settled in court. I'm behind you 100%

 

[zyclonPD]

But. I'm not here to feed bloodthirsty Kiwies any more than I was on Locals to feed that crowd. The recent shade thrown at me here is kind of a shame for Kiwi's "work", actually. (My feelings mean little. The "work" is important.)

We are a site that documents retards, you are bragging about documents but not posting all of them, then spoon feeding tidbits for ass pats but dip the moment you get push back
You are getting the same treatment any kiwi would get. Its faggy behavior to withhold shit for no clear discernible reason other than clout and you decide to turn the tap off the moment the clout stops.

Its been weeks of watching you fail to learn to use the forum, learn to reply to posts, learn to format thinking you'd one day post this mythical treasure trove of shit for a just reason. Then in the final yard line you fumble because your bruised ego.

Locals people, take this bitch back. She belongs with you. She's more of an insufferable faggot than the rest of you.

 

[feral cat #6385]

This is completely unacceptable and must be settled in court. I'm behind you 100%

Agreed. She should contact that guy who did the Maddox Lawsuit and get the ball rolling ASAP. Justice must be served.

Man I've been having a rough month. Not to powerlevel too much. I got a new dumb bitch diversity hire as a boss who has been training to take the job for a year and still has no clue. My cat is dying of cancer and I'm probably gonna have him put down very soon. Like this week. But this nugget cheered me right up! My body is so fucking ready.

YOU SLAY KWEEN!

 

[AltisticRight]

That took a weird turn.

 

[Confetti Meringue]

Dude, he's in a server in which Hydro and Xino have fed me info in a coordinated effort to call my ex and defame me, for which Nick is FULLY aware. So is Kayla. They're watching it in real-time. Happy to have that conversation in law.

We aren't in these groups. We have only passing knowledge of most of these people (besides Nick). We don't know these servers.

Your messages are starting to get confusing. What defamation? What server are you talking about? How do you know who is behind it? How do you know Nick or Kayla are involved? Do you have evidence to show us (or a court)? Have you lawyered up yet?

This feels like when a teenage daughter starts rambling about her friends at school. We just nod our heads while she talks about a story that has no beginning or end, with no idea as to who or what is really going on.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

That took a weird turn.

It's not the lolcow tangent kiwifarms needs, rather it's the lolcow tangent kiwifarms deserves.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

So I'm struggling to keep up with who these morons are now. Is this the woman with the shit-smeared ass who's married to artthecuck?

Perhaps we need a listing of who these locals characters are (with their associated dox) attached to the original post. If somebody's looking to find info on the people who are associated with Nick's locals, it's a shame that they'd have to wade through so much stuff to try and find it.

I know there have been a couple of attempts to list them all -- I remember one from Cynthia, also, I think, one from Himedall's All-Seeing Waifu. But my attempts to find them via search came to nothing. We're really doing them a disservice concealing their info so deep in the thread. Given how enthusiastic they seem to be about the doxxing process, it seems only right to make their info as accessible as possible to anybody who wants it.

Yeah... I need to work on a list of Dramatis Personae for this crew. I had hoped Cynthia might help, but it seems that she has taken an unexpected turn towards strangeness...

My list may be less complete, but I should be able to update it as we go. I will add it as a post here, then update it in a second EXCEL sheet as we move forward.


Cynthia, stop posting and lurk more. For your own sake. Threatening lawsuits online and ranting about information that only you know and will not or cannot share is cow-ish behavior. It is not a good look to be acting like a comical supervillain and boasting about having CP saved on your hard drive is NOT the own you might think it is. In ANY jurisdiction, it is probably at least 10 years. DELETE it, burn the hard drive, and NEVER talk about it again.

 

[feral cat #6385]

We aren't in these groups. We have only passing knowledge of most of these people (besides Nick). We don't know these servers.

Your messages are starting to get confusing. What defamation? What server are you talking about? How do you know who is behind it? How do you know Nick or Kayla are involved? Do you have evidence to show us (or a court)? Have you lawyered up yet?

This feels like when a teenage daughter starts rambling about her friends at school. We just nod our heads while she talks about a story that has no beginning or end, with no idea as to who or what is really going on.

Don't let objective reality get in the way of the LOLz.

AIN'T NO BREAKS ON THE CRAZY TRAIN!

Yeah... I need to work on a list of Dramatis Personae for this crew. I had hoped Cynthia might help, but it seems that she has taken an unexpected turn towards strangeness...

Toys in the attic. She is.....

 

[casey jones]

Locals people, take this bitch back. She belongs with you. She's more of an insufferable faggot than the rest of you.

no take-backsies

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I've been busy the last couple days and have no clue what the fuck is going on. I will say that, in general, lawsuits are referred to as lolsuits around these parts for good reason....

Cynthia, stop posting and lurk more. For your own sake. Threatening lawsuits online and ranting about information that only you know and will not or cannot share is cow-ish behavior.

I will give her some slack because she has had a band of Locals inhabitants obsessing about her for the last couple months, but she should probably take a step back for a little while... If she wants to come back at some point and explain what happened with complete context, that is one thing, but I have skimmed the last couple pages and still have no idea what's going on.

You're right. I will take a break and post less until I am needed.

The Locals crew must think we are really "bottom barrel Farmers" if they think we will fall for this obvious bait.

 

[zyclonPD]

You're right. I will take a break and post less until I am needed.

If you are going to fake that you need to act more indignant. Sell that you are Cynthia on an alt by even trying to emulate her snap back clap back girl posting style then try to end it with a

 

[Botchy Galoop]

So what the actual fuck is up with this particular Monday???
I thought I would take a break from the school shooting and Chris Chan being released from jail, so I came here to peruse my favorite slow-motion lawyer trainwreck and some ancillary NPC character from Locals has gone off the deep end...after having been coddled for months in this thread as I have rarely seen before on the Farms.
Is Mercury in retrograde? Has Saturn crawled up Uranus?? What an interesting day on the Farms.

eta: Perhaps our friends were just the lolsuits we filed along the way?

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Sell that you are Cynthia on an alt by even trying to emulate her snap back clap back girl posting style then try to end it with a

And don’t forget to start it with a “I almost spit out my coffee/wine”

Why did you edit your post new friend?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I will give her some slack because she has had a band of Locals inhabitants obsessing about her for the last couple months, but she should probably take a step back for a little while... If she wants to come back at some point and explain what happened with complete context, that is one thing, but I have skimmed the last couple pages and still have no idea what's going on.

Neither do I, mon frere... Neither do I. I hope it is an imbibed substance related spergation, but I do not know...

I believe we have been more commodious, in general, with our suggestions of course corrections (namely less employed use of the f-slur) but the replies to such concern (to wit: keeping her from possessing highly illegal content) are entirely disproportionate and non sequitur...

Cynthia, we all get called out on bullshit when we do it. It is how we maintain the Kiwi culture. You have lost face, but you have not lost respect entirely like Balldo Man. What you do next is up to you.

EDIT: The LOCALS group will self-implode by itself. No need to sully your hands. Just sit back, pop a bag of crisps, watch the show, and point and laugh.

Kiwis are archivers and connoisseurs of comedy. We are not the spark, nor the petrol to the flames. We are the camera capturing it with the lens of semi-objectivity.

 

[Confetti Meringue]

no take-backsies

Your edit history is saved, alongside the original being preserved due to Balldo's Gate's quote.

The Locals crew must think we are really "bottom barrel Farmers" if they think we will fall for this obvious bait.

For posterity:



This Locals broad thought that we believe this was a slip up by Cynthia, but it doesn't sound like her at all. I'll give you credit for trying to play to our speculations, though.

 

[Pomniman]

(My feelings mean little. The "work" is important.)

This is probably your biggest misunderstanding about this site. It's not some sort of hangout for would-be crusaders or allies working towards any sort of common goal. This is a place to laugh at retards on the internet who take themselves and their opinions too seriously run by a man who willingly lives in a country you'd likely consider a shithole just so he has a place where he can make jokes about niggers, faggots, kikes, trannies, and every other sacred cow you probably hold up on a pedestal because you've been taught to by "polite society". The moment you stop laughing and start "working" is the moment you become the joke.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

So what the actual fuck is up with this particular Monday???
I thought I would take a break from the school shooting and Chris Chan being released from jail, so I came here to peruse my favorite slow-motion lawyer trainwreck and some ancillary NPC character from Locals has gone off the deep end...after having been coddled for months in this thread as I have rarely seen before on the Farms.
Is Mercury in retrograde? Has Saturn crawled up Uranus?? What an interesting day on the Farms.

eta: Perhaps our friends were just the lolsuits we filed along the way?

Old women: not even once.