Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[beautiful person]

Idk, I'm pretty sure Cynthia is just a fucking retard.

 

[LanternsNSongs]

People from Locals are massively gay. What is this dox baiting, passive aggressive bullshit? All of you faggots deserve Rekieta.

 

[bendan42069]

Do. These people called my minor children and Nick was fully aware. You're serious? Do you even have children?

All that posturing and teasing, only to tip your hand at the very last minute and let it slip this was a retarded Machiavellian Mean Girls plot against your former friends because you got pussy blasted some people allegedly prank called your kids.

I for one am glad she will hopefully stop using this place as some kind of weird proxy to talk to Locals/Nick. She had interesting info to share from time to time, but it wasn't worth the constant fellating her cock demanded.

 

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@casey jones Why do you keep deleting/changing your posts?

For posterity again:

 

[Balldo's Gate]

All that posturing and teasing, only to tip your hand at the very last minute and let it slip this was a retarded Machiavellian Mean Girls plot against your former friends because you got pussy blasted some people allegedly prank called your kids.

I for one am glad she will hopefully stop using this place as some kind of weird proxy to talk to Locals/Nick. She had interesting info to share from time to time, but it wasn't worth the constant fellating her cock demanded.

Hmmm... I am sure you were more than fed up about the situation as it developed over the weeks.

Oh wait, you registered a couple days ago and this is your first ever post. Does the Locals crew not realize how obvious their ops are?

And what does "some people allegedly prank called your kids" even mean? There's no justification for that, and if that actually happened it's extremely fucked up.

 

[bendan42069]

Hmmm... I am sure you were more than fed up about the situation as it developed over the weeks.

Oh wait, you registered a couple days ago and this is your first ever post. Does the Locals crew not realize how obvious their ops are?

And what does "some people allegedly prank called your kids" even mean? There's no justification for that, and if that actually happened it's extremely fucked up.

Hi, very long time lurker here, finally decided to create an account after getting tired of reading Cynthia's Fatrick-tier sense of self importance.

Also, I was calling out her blatantly transparent attempts to turn this thread into her private army, surely someone who's been a member since December 2022 should know that's frowned upon?

 

[ForTheHoard]

Hi, very long time lurker here, finally decided to create an account after getting tired of reading Cynthia's Fatrick-tier sense of self importance.

Also, I was calling out her blatantly transparent attempts to turn this thread into her private army, surely someone who's been a member since December 2022 should know that's frowned upon?

What is it with 2023 accounts showing up and explaining our own culture to us? Seems to be happening in a lot of threads this month.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Hi, very long time lurker here, finally decided to create an account after getting tired of reading Cynthia's Fatrick-tier sense of self importance.

Also, I was calling out her blatantly transparent attempts to turn this thread into her private army, surely someone who's been a member since December 2022 should know that's frowned upon?

Well, the timing of your first post was not that different from that other account that then deleted their post, BTW.

Pretty simple solution: if you're not from Locals then you will eventually post about or react to a post somewhere on the site that's about something or someone other than the one person the Locals crew hate (you haven't done that thus far) and then suspicion will rapidly dissipate.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Guys can we get back to mocking Nick and his audience, and let the cats learn the site or get threadbanned?

 

[Maude Snew]

Dude, he's in a server in which Hydro and Xino have fed me info in a coordinated effort to call my ex and defame me, for which Nick is FULLY aware. So is Kayla. They're watching it in real-time. Happy to have that conversation in law.

 

[Formica Sample]

after having been coddled for months in this thread as I have rarely seen before on the Farms.

Is this a case of the pendulum swinging too far in the opposite direction? I know some potential sources for specific cows have been effectively run off the site within the last year, because Kiwis went way too hard when that person first posted in the cow's thread. From what I remember, the Kiwis in those threads were basically just demanding dicks, discouraged the individual with their over-the-top sperging, chased the source off, and plenty of milk was lost.

Maybe that's why the thread has been handling Cynthia with kid gloves. It's not that Kiwis are automatically assholes to new users -- quite the opposite, from what I've seen -- but Cynthia's gotten way more slack than usual, while everyone hopes for a drop of entertaining content. Not that it seems like she has much to share. At least, not much that's interesting.

I know some people find the Locals infighting to be amusing. I really don't. The chat looks like one, big, chaotic Cluster B nightmare. Sure, it's relevant to Nick, and it's a good idea for it to be archived, but I don't care for the daily interpersonal soap opera-esque drama.

 

[MudPeople]

Kiwis are archivers and connoisseurs of comedy. We are not the spark, nor the petrol to the flames. We are the camera capturing it with the lens of semi-objectivity.

Observe everything, admire nothing
Laugh, don't get invested

 

[AltisticRight]

Observe everything, admire nothing
Laugh, don't get invested

Laugh at funny.

 

[Maude Snew]

Observe everything, admire nothing

Now that's the thing to put on a coin if there's ever another one.

 

[zyclonPD]

I guess we can officially say now that Nick shelter's a rabid group of DOXERS and serial harassers. They logged onto our innocent flightless bird forum and attempted to dox a random user. Whoa buddy! Nick you have some explaining to do. Do you "necessarily cosign" this activity?

 

[feral cat #6385]

So what the actual fuck is up with this particular Monday???
I thought I would take a break from the school shooting and Chris Chan being released from jail, so I came here to peruse my favorite slow-motion lawyer trainwreck and some ancillary NPC character from Locals has gone off the deep end...after having been coddled for months in this thread as I have rarely seen before on the Farms.
Is Mercury in retrograde? Has Saturn crawled up Uranus?? What an interesting day on the Farms.

eta: Perhaps our friends were just the lolsuits we filed along the way?

Someone spiked the coffee with LSD. AGAIN!

It's starting to get fucking annoying. These Locals LOLcows are shitting things up and derailing the discussion about Nick.

I guess we can officially say now that Nick shelter's a rabid group of DOXERS and serial harassers. They logged onto our innocent flightless bird forum and attempted to dox a random user. Whoa buddy! Nick you have some explaining to do. Do you "necessarily cosign" this activity?

When Locals sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems to us. They’re bringing mental illness. They’re bringing drug abusers, stolen valor fakers, rapists, pedophiles, criminals. They’re sexual deviants. And some, I assume, are good people.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

When Locals sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems

Locals is weird because of how it silos off different communities. If it has a best, that would be Viva and Barnes' group. From Nick's lot, I believe this is the best that remain. There's clearly been an exodus already.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Back to Nick...

Here are the highlights from his last LOCALS stream:

- He has talked with Jersh. Apparently they are doing a show. This should be entertaining...

- He is going to 'race' Camelot... In his mustang... Also, he wants him to 'teach him how to drive' it.

- He is planning to stream from his car as he drives.

Nick. You wouldn't make enough money to cover the fuel...

- His last co-op class for the constitution class this school year is on 4/20 (make jokes), and he is planning to record his classes next year and post them.

- He is still writing the Balldo review. I think at this point he knows he will just be ripped over it.

- He has not set up the interview with James O'Keefe yet... Despite that JOK is on the verge of launching OMG. Who wants to take a bet that he will do little research beforehand?

 

[MudPeople]

- He is going to 'race' Camelot... In his mustang... Also, he wants him to 'teach him how to drive' it.

Suicide is all fine by me, but the amount of danger that poses to pedestrians and other road users is criminal.

- He is still writing the Balldo review. I think at this point he knows he will just be ripped over it.

Never gonna happen, he's just baiting people along.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Suicide is all fine by me, but the amount of danger that poses to pedestrians and other road users is criminal.

Never gonna happen, he's just baiting people along.

24 hour stream at 100k subs (YT), 5k gift (LOCALS), Rittenhouse superchat reading. Things promised but never happening...

How many more are there?

EDIT: Add LiveChatWednesday, getting more involved in the (original) DISCORD, and the Chad Dad streams...