Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Owlbear]

Last night's stream, at least the beginning of it, was also a pretty normal "old Nick" sort of experience, but he had a guest (a real lawyer) reading through a lawsuit with him. I guess that kept him honest and on-topic. The subject matter for the first hour was Sydney Watson's lawsuit, and that has all of the characters from the "golden age" of Rekieta: Jack Murphy, Nick Fuentes, etc. He was very liberal about throwing in innuendos and references to his own lawsuit, still.

Honestly, this might be what "pulling up" would look like if he could stick to it, but with Nick's track record, by Friday he'll be back in the gutter. I'm looking forward to Nick and coomalot wrapping their crisis-mobiles around trees, and streaming their gay Friday show with neck braces.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Last night's stream, at least the beginning of it, was also a pretty normal "old Nick" sort of experience, but he had a guest (a real lawyer) reading through a lawsuit with him. I guess that kept him honest and on-topic. The subject matter for the first hour was Sydney Watson's lawsuit, and that has all of the characters from the "golden age" of Rekieta: Jack Murphy, Nick Fuentes, etc. He was very liberal about throwing in innuendos and references to his own lawsuit, still.

Honestly, this might be what "pulling up" would look like if he could stick to it, but with Nick's track record, by Friday he'll be back in the gutter. I'm looking forward to Nick and coomalot wrapping their crisis-mobiles around trees, and streaming their gay Friday show with neck braces.

Joe is sticking to the old Nick formula amd waiting to go viral. That is his plan. Seriously.

Joe also is very embedded in his community, and he has had people (his father, rabbi, and Ron Coleman) say something to reel him in when they saw him treading too close or keeping company with total degeenracy.

While I do not watch his content, I think he is more genuine than most creators (but no less grifty and MORE so if anything) because when Nick brought up the Balldo and how he used it, Joe declined to say ANYTHING about his intimate relationship moments with his wife. Even when Nick pressed, he came out ans refused.

 

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- He is going to 'race' Camelot... In his mustang... Also, he wants him to 'teach him how to drive' it.

- He is planning to stream from his car as he drives.

YEEES! Get you totalling your car on film this time.

- He is still writing the Balldo review. I think at this point he knows he will just be ripped over it.

By writing I'm assuming he means "thinking about writing really hard" like with Gosneys forward. You're reviewing some shitty sex toy not writing a technical manual, whats the fucking hold up?

 

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Locals is weird because of how it silos off different communities. If it has a best, that would be Viva and Barnes' group. From Nick's lot, I believe this is the best that remain. There's clearly been an exodus already.

Viva and Barnes's meetup in Vegas looked like a bunch of boomers about to have a community barbecue. You can hear just hear the dad rock playing and old dudes talking about their last round of golf.

But hey, doesn't sound so bad compared to Nick and his mix of terminally online weirdos and cluster B wine moms. You could find more normal people at an anime convention.

 

[Kopasea]

Last night's stream, at least the beginning of it, was also a pretty normal "old Nick" sort of experience, but he had a guest (a real lawyer) reading through a lawsuit with him. I guess that kept him honest and on-topic. The subject matter for the first hour was Sydney Watson's lawsuit, and that has all of the characters from the "golden age" of Rekieta: Jack Murphy, Nick Fuentes, etc. He was very liberal about throwing in innuendos and references to his own lawsuit, still.

Honestly, this might be what "pulling up" would look like if he could stick to it, but with Nick's track record, by Friday he'll be back in the gutter. I'm looking forward to Nick and coomalot wrapping their crisis-mobiles around trees, and streaming their gay Friday show with neck braces.

I'm starting to wonder if Rumble and Locals had a talk with him.

When you unsub from locals, you get a prompt from Locals asking why you're unsubbed. I wonder how many people chose "content was not what I was expecting". If Locals is seeing the dwindling subs and the majority of them are saying that, you can bet they've had some sort of contact with Nick about it. Well, at least I would if I was running a business like that.

 

[MudPeople]

Joe also is very embedded in his community, and he has had people (his father, rabbi, and Ron Coleman) say something to reel him in when they saw him treading too close or keeping company with total degeenracy.

Maybe Joe is gounded in the real world and not caught in an echo chamber of his making.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

You'd think Nicky licked Radium paint when he was a toddler with how everything tangentially related to him turns radioactive.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

It's starting to get fucking annoying. These Locals LOLcows are shitting things up and derailing the discussion about Nick.

Nick's actual activity has been boring as fuck lately. Same old same old Coomalot Friday streams while the other streams in the week have been the closest to his normal content pre-cuck he's been in a long time. Locals insanity will keep us from starving until Nick wraps his Mustang around a tree trying to race Coomalot or gets dick slapped by Monty the Melon Molester in court.

By writing I'm assuming he means "thinking about writing really hard" like with Gosneys forward. You're reviewing some shitty sex toy not writing a technical manual, whats the fucking hold up?

I'll write the review for Nick.

Spoiler: *AHEM-SUMMONING MY INNER NOSE*

Like every form of degeneracy ever, it's not actually what it's cracked up to be. But after using it you will feel so debased and ashamed of your actions that you will have no choice, but to insist it was good. You and society would be better off just admitting it was uncomfortable and humiliating, but you won't because your fragile ego can't balance the shame with how little pleasure you actually derived from it. You'll become a walking husk repeatedly lying to yourself that shoving your balls into your wife's vagina felt better than sex. The novelty will wear off, but the regret will remain.

Seriously guys. Degeneracy is a path to misery. Your balls are not a penis, sex with a stranger is a hollow experience, porn is a fleeting dopamine hit that desensitizes you to actual sex, and posting nudes online can only bring you shame. Don't debase yourself like that, God expects better from you.

 

[Strix454]

- He is going to 'race' Camelot... In his mustang... Also, he wants him to 'teach him how to drive' it.

The same Camelot who bought an old stock car and put it into the wall his first time on the track.

if the dream is to "race" Camelot in his stock car, Nick will first have to get the mustang down south to camelot and will probably learn that the Mustang G500 is not a fun car for distance driving.

Nick would be far better off being robbed by Ford through one of their driving classes. He wouldn't learn much in the class, but it would be safe and he would get a nice lunch.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

By writing I'm assuming he means "thinking about writing really hard" like with Gosneys forward. You're reviewing some shitty sex toy not writing a technical manual, whats the fucking hold up?

Nick realizes he will be mocked for whatever's in there so is stringing people along in the hopes they eventually forget about it. Same thing with how the 24 hour stream is coming soon until eventually it never gets mentioned again.

Last night's stream, at least the beginning of it, was also a pretty normal "old Nick" sort of experience, but he had a guest (a real lawyer) reading through a lawsuit with him. I guess that kept him honest and on-topic. The subject matter for the first hour was Sydney Watson's lawsuit, and that has all of the characters from the "golden age" of Rekieta: Jack Murphy, Nick Fuentes, etc. He was very liberal about throwing in innuendos and references to his own lawsuit, still.

Honestly, this might be what "pulling up" would look like if he could stick to it, but with Nick's track record, by Friday he'll be back in the gutter. I'm looking forward to Nick and coomalot wrapping their crisis-mobiles around trees, and streaming their gay Friday show with neck braces.

It seems like at this point Nick needs a guest to as a crutch to rely on and keep on-topic. I guess he finds going through lawsuits too boring to do by himself.

 

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Never gonna happen, he's just baiting people along.

Nick realizes he will be mocked for whatever's in there so is stringing people along in the hopes they eventually forget about it. Same thing with how the 24 hour stream is coming soon until eventually it never gets mentioned again.

This is almost certainly the case, but i want to believe. Maybe hes writing 5000 unique reviews or something.

 

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Joe is sticking to the old Nick formula amd waiting to go viral. That is his plan. Seriously.

Joe also is very embedded in his community, and he has had people (his father, rabbi, and Ron Coleman) say something to reel him in when they saw him treading too close or keeping company with total degeenracy.

While I do not watch his content, I think he is more genuine than most creators (but no less grifty and MORE so if anything) because when Nick brought up the Balldo and how he used it, Joe declined to say ANYTHING about his intimate relationship moments with his wife. Even when Nick pressed, he came out ans refused.

I watch him occasionally. He is decent.

Between the group that you said and the fact that he is a practicing orthodox jew, so that does help keep him from delving to far into the cultural hedonism that Nick has now found himself in. It also helps amplify his grift powers, obviously.

 

[Confetti Meringue]

It seems like at this point Nick needs a guest to as a crutch to rely on and keep on-topic. I guess he finds going through lawsuits too boring to do by himself.

The only ways that I can watch Nick have become:
1. If he is streaming a trial I am interested in. (Nick tries his best to skip out on this)
2. A replay of a topic that I would like his view on. (Almost impossible now, due to Rumble's replays being trash)
3. If he has a wrangler on to keep his balldo talk to a minimum.

In other words, almost never.

I watch him occasionally. He is decent.

Between the group that you said and the fact that he is a practicing orthodox jew, so that does help keep him from delving to far into the cultural hedonism that Nick has now found himself in. It also helps amplify his grift powers, obviously.

Joe is alright, although some of his boomerisms can be grating. His lengthy intro is an example of that.

 

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Lego already made Balldo helmets

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I'm starting to wonder if Rumble and Locals had a talk with him.

When you unsub from locals, you get a prompt from Locals asking why you're unsubbed. I wonder how many people chose "content was not what I was expecting". If Locals is seeing the dwindling subs and the majority of them are saying that, you can bet they've had some sort of contact with Nick about it. Well, at least I would if I was running a business like that.

This is something interesting to consider. Not that we would ever know for sure, but it is a fair theory. My default was to think this was Nick's own self preservation instinct kicking in with his 'change of content' being prompted by viewers/YT subscribers/LOCALS subs falling.

I am not sure how much real attention Rumble can pay at this moment though. With Crowder being a big catch for them, I am sure they are listening to his needs now first.

Consider that they had someone who had no tech expertise (of which I am aware) serving as Nick's liaison with the coding developer team...

We need more information.

Maybe Joe is gounded in the real world and not caught in an echo chamber of his making.

He is. But he is also a metropolis dweller. He has no idea how things work outside the cities, and he looks like an oaf when he strays from his lane.

He has his own echo chamber in being a 'big fish' in the Orthodox Jew community (or fancying himself to be) but he needs more experience and/or to stay in his lane. The grandfatherly philospher with conservative values is a niche many people want. His shows are just SO repetitive...

Nick realizes he will be mocked for whatever's in there so is stringing people along in the hopes they eventually forget about it. Same thing with how the 24 hour stream is coming soon until eventually it never gets mentioned again.


It seems like at this point Nick needs a guest to as a crutch to rely on and keep on-topic. I guess he finds going through lawsuits too boring to do by himself.

A keen observation. Nick at this point needs a co-host or producer that can and will tard wrangle him to keep some consistency.

His ego is too big for that, though, and he has already said that his wife's opinion is the only one that matters. We see what kind of influence she has had...

 

[Maude Snew]

Lego already made Balldo helmets

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Maybe that's why our wife likes 'em so much.

 

[Richard Freeman]

Spoiler: A

 

[Not Who You Think]

Nick realizes he will be mocked for whatever's in there so is stringing people along in the hopes they eventually forget about it. Same thing with how the 24 hour stream is coming soon until eventually it never gets mentioned again.

Nick probably thinks people can't care about something like this forever and is likely banking on criticisms either fading away over time or being recontextualized as beating a dead horse rather than a call to accountability.

I recall a Nick/Drexel stream where they discuss how women get overly emotional when dealing with problems, but men tend to be more level headed by putting their head down and weathering the storm. I believe Nick paraphrased it as a "this too shall pass" approach and they both promoted it as a reasonable solution. Very possible that it's Nick and Drexel's primary problem solving method.

To an extent Nick may be correct. I know I won't care about Nick forever. Still, hoping people forget about you and the things you say is an odd tactic for a content creator on the decline (though it does help explain said decline).

 

[Hazel Motes]

I can't believe the incels and prudes over at Broke Dick Locals would decide to dox one of our users. That's life ruination. They could cause a suicide. Someone call Salon and The Daily Beast so we can tear that cyber bulling hate-site down before more people are hurt.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Back to Nick...
- He has talked with Jersh. Apparently they are doing a show. This should be entertaining...

I’m unironically really glad about this, I’ve always loved the Nick and Josh shows. That was what I was most bummed about when he started going off the rails, I assumed there wouldn’t be any more.